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Meh, the unmasking actually wasn't the lamest part of the show that night, believe it or not. Remember Kane's OTHER magic power (that I forgot to mention in the thread,) the power to project his personal flashbacks over national television, ripple-fade-in/out and all, by looking into a magic mirror?

True, but Kane feels that he gets a better downside guarantee as a WWE superstar rather than serial killer. Those Haunted Fortresses Of Doom And Despair don't buy themselves, you know.

*Lita wins Women's title* Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeta....hahahahha....you won't have to win ME over. Don't wear me on your shoulder, hahahaha....I like to be right here...." "No, Matt....hahahahaha....you may have won that match, but at the end of the night...hahaha....YOU'LL be the one that gets his bell rung!" "Oh, Jim.....hahahahaha.....no need to get....HOT-HEADED!! Hahahaha..." *Hat Kane engulfs himself in flames* "FAR! I'M ON FAR! MAH BAH-GAWD HAT JUST WENT UP IN FAR!"

With extreme scrutiny.

Are you ever going to get a legit post, Captain? You've been shooting blanks at Hardcore Discussion since you registered.

You bring up a very good point. Death pool, carry on

Then maybe somebody should tell him to deliver up front because the back door is for unloading only.

The sad thing is that Horshu already used that one. Um...I know...I was referring to his infamous catchphrase. Permission to Whoosh?

Rebuttal: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in the last fifteen minutes. You should be ashamed

Can you just give me the gist of what happened? I gots to know now

WCW Saturday Night lives on. AWESOME

Complete with the bonus feature of him rising from the grave to screw Death. "1, 2, theygotmeNOTHEYDIDN'T!"

I must see this forklift!

"Hello? Hello? Is this on? Hello? Hello? Check....check....hmm I didn't know Goldberg made mics, these don't work either"

Triple H would no-sell fire anyway

Yes. Kane. Kane Kane. We discovered this last night when they were announced as Mr. and Mrs. Kane by Jerry Lawler. Then again Lawler is a stupid douchebag so who knows

So why did Luther Reigns go out to Hollywood, you ask? Well, it's simple: There's no business like Shu Business.

Someone said his first name backwards minus the first K. Ena.

This gets cited with the HHHonk and the HHHello as Funniest HHH Moments and I don't know why having never seen it. Screen-capture? Explanation? Something?

So we already saw that Kane can prevent escape by using a Wall Of Fire. While he enjoys this trick for instances like this, Kane has complained that it gets in the way of his downloading. Anyhow, I think Kane needs to focus himself so that he can use the Wall Of Fire, and many other things like that. More uses for the Wall of Fire: --Have It Both Ways. We see it keeps bad guys in, but can it keep bad guys out? If I was Kane, and worried about a run-in, I'd run the Wall Of Fire all match long to prevent interference. I'd just have to hope the runner-in was as stupid to not consider another entrance as I was to only block one. --Burning Jim Ross. Apparently, this one NEVER gets old. JR pissing you off, Kane? Just go over to his little desk, turn on the Wall, and toss him up on stage. Another Barbecued JR, and another Coach-on-PBP angle. --Power Outage Backup. We've seen Beware of Dog I. We saw what happened in Norfolk. Things can go screwy at live events. If an arena were to lose power, heaven forbid, Kane could just conjure up the WoF to cast a warm orange hue on the ringside area. But hopefully he'd sustain it as long as the situation required and not just crap out, because if that happened, Bischoff would be PISSED. And as a punishment for letting everyone down by not supplying power, he would have to face, tonight, in this very ring.....KAAAAAAAAAANE. Oh wait. Shoot Other potential powers: Lightning: We haven't seen this since Hunter Brown was nabbed in late 97/early 98. Though Kane is a fire-oriented being, whilst Undertaker is conversely a dark/lightning-oriented being, it's still within his realm. He could get Shawn Michaels with it and claim that God hath struck him down. Ice: Cool things down by using not fire, but rather ice. Freeze a rival in a block of it, and say "Matt...now is the winter of your discontent.....hahahahahahaha" Shape-Shifting: We're talking the ULTIMATE ambush here. Nuff said. Hypnosis: Spiral-eyes and all, let Kane use his magick to convince everyone they must be his slave. Lita, too. And so much more.

Yeah we're really hurtin' here without CWM. fool

I never watch Smackdown, but I'll drop in on Raw now and then, now moreso because OAORaw sharpens my quick thinking skills. I don't much enjoy either show, to be honest.

How much is that Banky in the window?

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CHICAGO -- The bus driver for rock star Dave Matthews called from the road Monday to say his luxury coach was not the one responsible for dousing passengers on a Chicago River tour boat with foul-smelling muck over the weekend. Witnesses on the architectural sightseeing cruise told police they saw a long black tour bus dump liquid waste Sunday afternoon as their boat crossed under the Kinzie Street bridge. About two-thirds of the passengers seated on the upper deck of Chicago's Little Lady were soaked with the "brownish-yellow" substance. One witness gave Chicago police an Oregon license plate number that belongs to the 2003 Monaco Royale Coach driven by Jerry Fitzpatrick, who has been Matthews' tour bus driver for three years. Fitzpatrick confirmed he was in Chicago with Matthews, whose band played the second of two shows at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin later that night. But the driver said he was parked in front of the Peninsula Hotel, 108 E. Superior St., when the waste rained down from the bridge several blocks away. "There is no way I could be responsible for that," Fitzpatrick said from downstate Effingham. "I haven't emptied the tank for days. Besides, we are very cautious about how we do that sort of thing." To bolster his case, Fitzpatrick coaxed Sgt. Paul Gardner of the Effingham Police Department to inspect the bus. He then gave Gardner his cell phone to tell a reporter that the tank was nearly full. "One of the strangest requests I've ever had, that's for sure," Gardner said. A publicist for the Dave Matthews Band issued a statement Monday night saying the group's management had "determined that all of the buses on our tour were parked at the time of this incident." Back in Chicago, officials with the Chicago Architectural Foundation still were fielding angry calls from passengers on the ill-fated cruise. All 120 passengers were given refunds on their $25 tickets. Five went to Northwestern Memorial Hospital for testing, police said. Several have since called the foundation demanding compensation for clothing and personal items that got soaked. "One man had a very expensive leather jacket that I'm sure he's not going to want to wear again," said Lynn Osmond, the foundation's president and CEO. "Our first concern is getting through the next few days and making sure nobody gets sick. Then we want to know who is responsible for this." Chicago police are continuing to investigate, but for now the episode is not considered a crime, a spokesman said. The Illinois Environmental Protection Agency and the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago also are investigating. The culprit could face charges for illegally dumping waste into the river. Rob Sulski, an EPA engineer who has worked on Chicago River issues for most of the last two decades, said he has never heard of a bus emptying liquid waste into the river from a bridge. Most charter buses get rid of waste at licensed disposal sites, he said. Asked why a witness identified his license plate, Fitzgerald speculated that boat passengers combed the area for tour buses and came across his waiting for Dave Matthews in front of the Peninsula Hotel. After dropping off Matthews at Midway Airport on Monday, Fitzgerald headed to Arkansas for a break. He said he planned to empty the waste tank when he got home. "This band is very environmentally conscious," he said. "We wouldn't have anything to do with this sort of thing."