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Even when Farnsworth isn't under pressure to hold a lead, he sucks! AGH! There's no longer ANY reason to keep this schmuck. Call up Todd Wellemeyer, he can't be any worse.

Sou-PLAY.

How does being a professional skier prevent you from being an amateur football player? NCAA is really stupid sometimes.

Oswalt and Wood: rematch is about to start. Wayne Messmer is doing the national anthem at Wrigley Field, it's like Chicago Stadium all over again

How can you come for the sex? We're better than sex.

I don't really know how to correct it or anything. Rudy Guiliani has a lisp and he turned out just fine Um, see a speech therapist? No offense, but speech impediments are things that you really wanna get rid of before you start applying for jobs. I had a social studies teacher who always said "Mido Ages" because he couldn't get his R's and L's to sound right, and that along with his disgusting hygiene (halitosis, noticably burping and farting right in the middle of class) really hurt his credibility. He tried to grow a Fu Manchu to seem badass but it may've hurt him even more.

But he wouldn't be cutting a promo like that anyway, because he's a face. Okay, well *ptooie!* (grin and run like a girl) wasn't much better.

Nothing... if they're challengers. But a legit team that has a division built around should have a cool name. Come on now, that's a requirement. The only truly outstanding tag team without a collective name would have to be Owen Hart and the British Bulldog. In the meantime, I want my MVC.

lol nice. Kane should also have a talking car, which further proves my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Nobody is using nor remembers "the Miracle Violence Connection." Run with that. As for Frenchy Martin, he DID have the USA is Not OK sign, but also had a beret and a monocle, perhaps a Monsieur Peanut, if you will.

I. Am. Randy. Orton. I. Am. The WWE. Champion. (He's not) You know why? Because I. Am. Better. Than you. Yeah that's real fuckin' captivating. If he was so good maybe I wouldn't have considered the beatdown to be a HHH face turn.

You're in college and you haven't corrected your lisp yet? Geez I had mine gone by 2nd grade

I heard the NCAA put the University of Kentucky on probation.

Maybe his gimmick should just be to read old 1999-2000 Kurt Angle promos with an Arabic accent. The 4th "I" can be for "Infidel-Bustin'."

Oh man...I remember those people now. Yeah like he would just hesitate and reconsider or something? That's not good TV!

I distinctly remember this one brother tag-team on nWoSN that would get beaten by the Outsiders and stuff. But I forgot the name. Oh well

But Orton shouldn't be elevated because he suuuuuuuucks. When is Harry Smith coming to the WWF? Now there's a third-generation superstar. I don't care if he's barely older than I am I bet he could still wrestle rings around half the roster just as a product of the Hart family. Davey Boy Smith and Stu Hart > Bob Orton Jr. and Sr. Not even funny.

That reminds me, we're overdue for Howard Finkel trying to take Raw back. Allow me to provide the standard form: "Excuse me...LILIAN. But I believe *I* should be the announcer on Raw." "No Howard, I'm the announcer now! You can go be...a girl!" "Trust me, Lilian. I'm....ALL MAN." "Well. Let's see about that...in the ring!" "You're on!" Of course, something happens to Lilian so that Howard fills in, and then we all realize that Finkel is an established voice of the WWF and he does cool things like get the guys' names right and use the proper forms of the verb "to be," something that Lilian, saying "here are your winner" on occasion, hasn't quite nailed down yet. Something also happens along the way which prompts Lilian to speak in Spanish to show off that not only is she a girl, but a bi-lingual girl too! Yeah team! Then after JR and King bash Finkel for being too old and needing to be replaced on Raw, which is about the most flagrantly ironic thing they can ever say as broadcasters, Lilian and Howard have a shitty match in which Howard is inexplicably revealed to wear women's lingerie, and Lilian proves her dominance as Raw announcer, and goes on to introduce the next match featuring "Matt Benoit" or something.

What frightens me the most is that people think HHH-Orton should drag out to WM. That's SIX MONTHS AWAY. I won't buy or even watch a WrestleMania that has Randy Orton in the main event. It's just not credible. He doesn't deserve to go over HHH on the biggest stage, because he's not that over, he's not that charismatic, and he's not that good. "WHAT?!?! You're wrong! He's OOZING with charisma!" Sorry, TSM poster, but no. And if you look down, something is oozing from you. The best route is to have him drop the title to HHH at Unforgiven and move on, just forgetting that a serious Orton push ever happened. Oh and while we're eliminating champions with zero credibility who don't deserve to be on top, JBL should drop the strap soon. I don't care if it's to Charlie Haas, anyone else would be better in my eyes.

Didn't CBS have M*A*S*H, All in the Family, Mary Tyler Moore, and the Bob Newhart Show all on in block? That sounds like a winner

But the many more people from the United States and Canada don't like getting jerked around by misleading titles

Statement: Frenchy Martin should be managing La Resistance.

Has anyone ever benefitted from cocaine quite like Robin Williams?

Monday's midgets be damned, no wedding moment was more surreal than Bischoff saying "Wait a minute. Did I just say three minutes?" before pulling the mask off. It was just creepy.

I wouldn't send the Villanos here because they'd put Fire & Ice too close to a High Voltage pole, which would piss off the Power Company, where they'd get arrested for Disorderly Conduct, and be turned over to the Texas Hangmen, where they'd be punished to The Extreme.