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MORE PROFESSIONAL? GOD, HIGHLAND! IS NOTHING GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!? I MEAN, LOOK! THEY'RE WEARING SUITS!

CronoT does NOT get to be in the original. He almost killed it dead with that Star Trek crap that didn't fit the context at all.

Rebuttal: The aforementioned Tony/Bobby/Tenay model is the optimal way to go. Not so much face vs. heel but just different approaches.

This is the International World Big Gold Belt of OAO Raw Threads. I think you're on to something with the brand extension.

But like you said, towards the end when he was working with Mark Madden, hell, before that, the man was unlistenable, sort of like another rotund play-by-play guy.

He gets it because his mistakes were just inexcusably stupid. Calling a kick to the balls a punch, for example. Couple that with a tendancy for calling EVERYTHING a sidewalk slam, and a respect for his audience that was roughly equal to the Chinese brainwashers in the original Manchurian Candidate and that's why Tony gets shit from everyone. Yeah but see like Ross, Schiavone also had a giant decline. Once upon a time, Tony could call quite a match.

if this is satire, it's not bad..... -Paul Jacobi- What are you talking about? This is the WWE folder, satire is always bad.

And for that you deserve a pat on the back.

Well I guess that fun was halted.

This isn't the OAORaw thread. Hell, you POSTED in the OAORaw thread.

I laughed when someone set it to "Chariots of Fire."

A, B, and C aren't numbers. It's from a Strong Bad e-mail in which he says "Number A." I'd refer you to it if I remembered which one.

Okay. Number A, incorrect apostrophe usage. Number B, Teke just said he didn't want to see any further hope of Edge getting hurt. Number C, I told you not to sully the OAO Raw thread.

I guess when it comes to chatting about what's happening on Raw 19 hours before it starts, I'm just not trying.

Randy, Sarah, thanks for coming to our wedding. I assume you two will be getting married soon, too? I'm waiting for the government to lower the marriage penalty. ...yes. Now I remember that when my brother Steve got married, your daddy Bob got him a huge supply of porn. Huge porn. Everything a man could want. And your uncle Barry O rented out a male strip club in Vegas for his wife Bonnie. Now we were talking, and we said, "Those Ortons, they sure do get kinky! Hell they have a dildo collection in their basement, right by the shot glasses! Dildos SHAPED like shot glasses, too! I bet lil' Randy is gonna get us something we can have some fun with, if you catch the drift." Go ahead. Open it. It's a washer/dryer set. It's not even that, it's a certificate that says we can pick up our washer-dryer set at the loading dock at the Sears in Woodfield. Thanks...that's so... You don't have to tell me.

false, false, false, debatable, false, true, true, false, true, Johnny Jeter

KJ Brackish, I see you reading. Don't post or you'll regret it.

Oh, Randy! First you beat the Emperor and his zombies, then you won on Jeopardy. I used to think there was nothing you haven't done...then I realized... ...yeah, I know where this is going... Randy. Take me. I've waited long enough. I want you so bad. Give it to me now. You ARE Randy Orton. You ARE the World's Heavyweight Champion. Hold it, Sarah. Aren't you 16? That may be true, but I'm a woman at heart. Now please Randy, I'm so full of desire I can't wait any longer! Now as you can see, you can't be too young to win the World Championship, , but there is something you CAN be too young for: intimacy. Are you sure you want that morning sickness? Are ten seconds of pleasure worth nine months of agony, Sarah? Oh, Randy, why was I so blind? Let's cuddle on my family room couch and watch the sun rise.

Hey man, don't worry. In case you haven't noticed, being sensible is a big hit.

Randy didn't just go home to watch, he flew out to L.A. Now Randy. You led both Keith and Debbie by over $40,000. In fact, both were in negatives and disqualified after Double Jeopardy. You stand to break the all-time record for single-day winnings if you wagered enough with the correct response. You seemed confident. You said you were always a big 70s prog fan. And your response: Well, Randy...I must say, I'm shocked to say the least. You knew there was no way to lose, and you had so much to gain. Why did you settle for only $52,401, when you could've easily had $104,800? Why? I like to play it safe, Alex.

There's only one way to settle this, Mr. Orton, settle it once...and FOR ALL. I'll accept any challenge you make, with honor...and sensibility. Then it's settled! A sword fight! The winner of this sword fight will be the man who lives to tell the tale. Draw your blade, for the end is near for one of us! Now is the winter of your discontent! *bang* Orotn...you BASTARD! I...thought...we would duel with swords! How...how could you...go back...on your honor... Swords are outdated, and inefficient for this task. Besides, Jeopardy! is on at 3.30 and I think I can beat that Ken guy.

Resistance is futile, Mr. Orton! You're caught in a force field with three of my most highly trained zombies. They will.... ...EAT YOUR BRAINS. Or not. I can just hit this well-placed off button. CURSES! You win THIS round, Randy Orton. Or do you? Perhaps my zombies beg to differ. BRAINS...BRAINS... Nice try, dead boys. But it's time for the Orton Express to ride outta town. DRAT!!! Well...wait. Aren't you at least going to slay them? In this dress shirt?

Amanda Bynes IS Sarah Honeywell. Randy Orton IS...ASX: Action Hero XTreme. Oh Randy, face it. We're doomed. The serum that we need is in that laboratory, and to get it, we'll have to climb that burning mountain! We'll never do it. The Russians are just gonna win this one. Not so fast, Sarah. We can do this. Randy! There's no way! You...we....we just can't! Not even our bodysuits can withstand the heat. We'll never save Dr. Chase without that serum, and we can't get there like this. We can't get there. But where we can get is another lab in Portland that has the same serum, but cheaper. It's just 40 miles west. Let's go. Oh, Randy, you were right! We're alive, we've got the serum, and we had enough money left over to go through Steak n Shake! I love you, Randy. I love you too, Sarah. And Steak n Shake's very accommodating low-carb selections.

He just knows when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em, that's all. It's what I look for in a manI meant champion

I miss the Upright Man.