The Czech Republic

Kane...for making me marry you...your opponent will be....KAAAAAAAANE! I mean....Shawn Michaels!

Kane with AWESOME delivery!

Bershoff?

He looked like he had fire-pole constipation there

This just gets weirder and weirder.

Lita looks fucking HOMELY

Something about cock, shit, slut, split

Even better was "Someone 86 The Divas"

Tomko looked so wis ein that fadeout shot.

I tihnk maybe she can shake her fat ass

Hey there goes my life again

Aw. Illinois no longer represents. If it was so important why did Rock discourage it

Hey Maria is the one who is from downstate Illinois. What's funny is that on a map, you find Ottawa and it's hardly south, but still "downstate"

Her BUTT is hungry.....AHH

They'll sugar-coat this diva search any way they can.

MVP

This Raw looks bad and the thread seems slow. Back to bed

He's doing a Randy Savageimpression

I hope I woke up for something good. What did I miss

LOL What the hell's funny about that? Come on son, get a grip of yourself. LOL I WUV U No, I HATE YOU WHORE Take This HA HA I'm hiding now ...uh yeah, on topic. I also strongly oppose the one week extension of the Diva Search. But you know how crazy Vince is....Haw....Haw... Good Night Folks ....whoa. Shouldn't you be stalking alice in chains chick?

Randy, look. I baked it just for you. A cake it is! Oh Sarah. You shouldn't have. Oh, Randy! You know I'd do anything for you. Baking a cake is nothing. No. I mean it. You shouldn't have. Huh? Well come on! Butterscotch icing? Chocolate filling? That thing would go to straight to my thighs. You know I can't eat this. I'm sorry. It's just not... ...sensible. But I worked so hard... And that's great, now that you burned all those calories working on it, you can put 'em back on with that cake of yours. Toot-toot! ALl aboard the carb express! Geez.

Apparently you've never heard of a little stud named OJ Hart.

President Orton, it's your call. We made an ultimatum to the Saudis, and it has passed. They're not giving up any ground. They won't hand over the base, and they still have our hostages. It looks like there's only going to be...one way out. This is bad. Unfortunately, the only way we can end THIS DAMNED WAR is to drop this atomic bomb on their capital city of Mustapha. We may lose everything we fought to defend, but...it's the only way. Wait a minute. I have an idea...it's a little bit...sensible. But it's so sensible...it JUST MIGHT WORK. Yes! ~~~~~~~~~~ ...So you see, the whole thing was just in the little autistic kid's imagination all along. I think it had to do with the snow globe. OHHHHH! That is how you explain that madcap humor! I was wrong about American infidel TV shows! That was actually pretty good! I mean, I never would've written an ending like that! I'd just say the hospital burned down! So now that you realize that the 1980s American television reruns you get here are not the Great Satan,how about you let my people go so I can go back to running the country. Deal! No wait, no no, wait. I'm that little girl from the House Of Plenty: YOU GOT IT DUDE! HA HA HA! That line cracks me up every time. No, Akmed, YOU got it, dude. You got it going on.

Randy, you up for another Jello shot? No thanks, Steve, I've gotta drive you home. C'mon duuuuuuude, just one-- Not a drop for me.

but they'll be assigned to the new ECW brand