The Czech Republic

or the Choo-Choo in Des Plaines. Is it even open anymore? You see, the train brings you your food.

Of all the fucking people...

A guy who favors handing out free money to blacks is an arch-conservative? On what planet? Yeah like I said, while the geography favors the GOP, the population, which matters, is Democratic. We really should've had Ditka run.

"Quality Poster" is reading this thread and I just wonder what he has to say!

Tell us all about infamous IWC columnist Tommy Fierro, Incandenza! You know, the average collegiate indie-rock guy isn't gonna know who Tommy Fierro is.

So the impending fate is "CC and WJM love me!"?

Whereas Fooster is always seen but never posts, Captain posts but is never credited for them. Also, when he posts, I laugh. I like my new signature. Webster + Philosophical humor.

Weren't you the guy that liked the Real TSM? As in "the" guy? As in, nobody else?

It was the Greatest of the many Crazes. EVERYONE was on it.

You're playing an ESPN game...I don't even wanna know what happens against the Red Wings. And hey, I see you're going with the Nordiques Logo That Never Was. That's cool.

Yeah I can't believe anyone has tried to sully the integrity of a thread about nailing cartoon characters.

If it's any consolation, that's all our FX is too.

I meant "gut." The typo gives the post a whole new meaning altogether.

My guess is he has a go-nowhere factory job and he's been brainstorming...the best he could come up with was that if his guy gets stuck in some machinery, he can file for workman's comp.

That was mine with half the kids and carpet

yeah.

But it was a dirty couch so that makes it OK. Oh yeah, well we didn't have those long folding tables with benches. We had octagon-shaped tables with chairs around them! AND our classrooms were carpeted! AND there was a secret underground network of tunnels beneath the school.

Alan Keyes needs to smell what Barack is cookin'. Seriously this is the most lopsided race I've seen in the state in a LONG time. Not even Illinoisovich had it this easy. I don't understand the weakness of the Republican Party in Illinois. It's not like Keyes is running for mayor, he's trying to get a seat in the U.S. Senate, representing the whole state. Take away Chicago and everything around the Quad Cities and St. Louis, and it's really a very conservative state. When even the Republican strongholds like Lake and DuPage County are arife with Obama signage, something is way way wrong.

Hey I'm sensitive about that, they put me on Ritalin for a few months of 3rd grade in the Great Ritalin Craze of '95.

You know what, I'm actually so fucking sick of all things sensible now. It's run its course, I'm sad to say. I've got wicked s******* burnout.

This was one of my many failed high-concept threads.

I got tossed from the WWE Folder because I didn't show up to post in a dress shirt and slacks.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

And I know just whose eyes to squirt it in, too.

Babaschtiki!