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Raw Divas vs. Smackdown Divas vs. Diva Search Divas vs. the Portland Trail Blazers in an Obstacle Course Challenge. The obstacles include: "Correctly pronounce a four-syllable word." This should weed out Lita, Jazz, and some Blazers. "Perform an arm-drag." There goes Smackdown, but surprisingly, the scrappy Blazers pass this test. "Here is a crate of heroin. What do you do?" Okay, this wipes out every Blazer that passed Round 1, taking us down to Raw vs. Diva Search. "Mix this pudding with this Jell-O. Then wrestle in it for a while." Coming out of this as winners are Trish, Christy, and Mystery Woman. "Show your ass." In a shocking turn of events, the Mystery Woman is revealed to be Maurice Cheeks, who wins the contest by name only: Cheeks. "Why? I thought Stevie Richards was the woman. How can you do that?" Because we're the storytellers here, and don't feel we need to justify every little detail here. Now give it up for the Cheek man.

Why is booking around weaknesses becoming a lost art like it is? It's not a real difficult tactic to execute, it's COMMON SENSE. Paul Heyman was a master of this too. Give this team 911, and they have him as a guy who wears a paramedic uniform and has the catchphrase "it's not fun!...to mess with 9..1..1. GRR!", which he would say in his promos before he wrestled a guy using restholds, so as to "tell a story." Luther Reigns is supposed to be a great talker, notwithstanding "there's no business like Shu business," but he's wrestling and standing around silently instead. And to top it all off, this is the company that once had LITA do color commentary. LITA! Edit: Even better than creative shake-ups, would be lemon shake-ups. Ever had one of those at a fair or festival, with a corn dog? Mm, boy.

1) Have you HEARD the man call a Lakers game? Imaginary fouls everywhere. Not sensible. 2) In the Sensible Orton Saga, Bill Walton is really an ogre who tricks Randy into smoking dope so that he'll lose his sensibility, leaving Sarah free to mate with his son Luke.

because he's big, and better in the ring than the current champ...not that it takes much. Yea...he is better then the current IC Champ. If you honestly believe that..then you definitely are an Orton hate just for the sake of being an Orton hater... Vacancy > Orton

Sometimes when they get tired of saying "shill" they use its synonym "Downhome"

Enter Kevin Fertig...

Oh watch out guys, he's from JACKSONVILLE! Where is Heidenreich from, Akron, Ohio? Watch the fuck out!

..... I feel like he's staring me down, going "come on. You know what that isn't."

"Suhsible" did make me laugh though. I just don't want any more trouble with the mod suqad

Um can we kill Sensible Orton now? It's run its course.

Well yeah Jim, we've never seen his hairline go back this far before

Did Kane use a Flashback Mirror for that just now?

I don't have to listen to this! Yes you do. Now let me tell you how time-sharing can benefit YOU.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space." Points if you catch the reference Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama? Nope, it's from The Critic, when it was on ABC. FOX ruined it. Ah...I remember now. I used to love how Comedy Central would show repeats on Sunday nights... Animation Block back in 2000. w00t.

I mean shit, Gary isn't just the armpit of NW Indiana, it's the armpit of the whole damn region...it carries this status all the way to the east, in which North Jersey takes over

UM. Gary? Hello?

Summerslam 1997 anyone?

Doesn't matter...nobody ever wins by going out the door anyways. HHH just pulled it off.

I think Hunter's been forgoing those wild nights with Steph to sit in his basement with popcorn and a protein shake watching old NWA footage. I can see him doing that too.

I dunno. Why do you run to the Royal Rumble when they call your number? WWE logic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."\ To be co-released with the Fat Little Pig children's book. You rule

Then Vince Russo comes out, and WWE officially declares bankruptcy. But not before blasting some homeless people into space.

uh oh, Serious Jerry Lawler is talking.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space." Points if you catch the reference

When the ramp is missing, something is usually driving into the arena and down the aisle or something similar. I was going to say HBK was going to drive down during the ME in the Popemobile but that wouldn't really make too much since. Maybe the short bus comes to pick up Eugene