The Czech Republic

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

I was going for "readable status"

And we have a new running gag. Lovely. Lita-bashing in general is our anti-drug this week. Her word mishap of the week (whatever she said at the wedding, Eric Bershoff...) is a mere formality.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. Only if they're all strung out on heroin, and then go next door to do their food and clothes shopping at Target. "Jeff, get down offa that there cart!" "Mommy I want foil! FOIL, mommy!" "I'm not your mommy, I'm your aunt or sister or something." "Whatever you are, I sure did give you a black eye." "Shut up, Kane! You don't know me! You don't know me!"

"The cow says...MOO! What does the cow say, Lita?" "Muh?" "No, it says moo. Can you say moo?" "Meh?" "No, Lita, moo!"

I heard "wardrobe malfunction" but saw no "nipple"

Why is the ramp gone?

I don't care, she's still a step ahead of Lita NEXT WEEK ON RAW: Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid. "Now, shuffle the cards. Can you say 'shuffle'?" "Sherrfle?"

I don't care, she's still a step ahead of Lita

Why can't someone trap Lita and send her to Siberia? Because she'd try to pronounce the name of the city she was in and explode

This acting is like watching Robret DeNiro and William Shatner

Why can't Trish block my path and trap me?

Did that manly grunting by Orton trigger anybody's latent homosexual desires here? Come on, speak up

Now I don't know WHAT THE FUCK that was

Orton's really tearin' up the mic here....by stuttering like an idiot

Notice Lita was holding her tummy in the preview... I can see it now: "Oh, that's it baby. For being barkwa--uh, backwards, and making me undergo a C-section, you're going to have to face....KAAAANE!

These sound effects! Good gravy!

Benoit came from downtown to nail that one.

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

And that's different than 90% of WWE PPVs how? But are'nt the PPVs spaced out 6 weeks now? It looks like The Creative is made of several college freshmen who started writing a research paper at midnight when it is due at 8 AM the next mourning. ....I gotta go.

Katie bar the door, it's an Pier-8 brawl! Comeon, Jim. YOu wanna say it.

Technically it isn't a TLC without Dudleyz/Hardyz/E&C, in my opnion

La Res+ FlairBatista = "Vive la Evolution?"

Rule 145B: If there's furniture in the ring, that shit's gonna get moved.

Hans Moleman: I was saying boo-yeah.