The Czech Republic

Did the spectator throw it back? Maybe the fan's blowing and Farnsworth's sucking will create some sort of vortex that sends old Kyle to parts unknown. Or Lansing, Michigan

Unhappily Ever After is just Married With Children, but crappy. LOL at the inevitable Family Guy/Sports Night reference

An Aquaman gimmick, now that would be cool Must resist racist jokes.... So would this gimmick mean that his....oh I can't

And if the other one has a baby, name it Squatt. /somewhat obscure Unfortunately for me it wasn't obscure enough. Excuse me while I stab my face.

Yeah watch him try to take credit for some white girl's black kid

I guess it's not really a commercial.

The Ross-Lawler team is getting tired. We need some better commentators soon.

An Aquaman gimmick, now that would be cool

but an 80-pitches-thrown Maddux is still more reliable than a fresh Hawkins. THat was stupid to not let him get the CG

Someone wanna tell me what the hell I just watched? When did THIS air?!?! It couldn't have. That was insane! That's no ordinary commercial. I'm scared. Babies everywhere! Five hundred of them! EDIT: After another viewing or two, it hit me: this has "Kids in the Hall" written all over it.

He has to use Milhouse Van Houten's famous line, "my mom says I'm cool."

Undertaker is wrestling's Ghost Of Christmas Future...whereever the hell that thread is. Speaking of the Brood, Kane should bring back the Gangrelevator and say that under the Raw stage is where his secret lair is. He's got a black screen to stand in front of for cutting mysterious promos, his collection of Alistair Crowley literature that he draws his magic from, and a mini-fridge.

I think Bob should be sent to Maury not for a makeover, but for boot camp. With an emphasis on how to wear a hat.

wtf this gave me a virus

You didn't assign 20 Hail Marys. You're fired.

Yankees have eyes on Clement. (Along with Pavano and Odalis Perez) I don't want you to have Clement. Neither can Boston. Who would you give us? Esteban Loaiza? Tanyon Sturtze? Get outta town. Isn't this his walk year? Hm. It is. Even so, Matt is very close with Wood and Prior and really wants to stay, lack of run support be damned. And you think he's gonna be a Yankee? He won't get to have the chin-beard of doom! Take that away and it's not even worth it.

Good thing the stabbing isn't a hit that somebody else requested because that could really hurt his amateur status.

But not the New Brood.

I always heard Heyman and Ross actually got along just fine. -=Mike The jury is still out, I thought. For every "no no they're buddies" I hear a "come on dude they HATE each other." Jim Ross insists that he has no beef with Heyman but that really just gives more credence to the other argument, if anything. JR can pull that kind of stuff off I guess.

Duh!

"Dude, that Randy Orton is the MAN. He's so sensible and logical!" "I wanna marry him" Yeah I'm totally with you on this point. Can you imagine kids at school: "Hey Steve, did you see RAW on Monday, Randy Orton was the coolest when he ran away from that fight. He's the man! I cant wait to get in a fight so I can run away just like him!" Spiderman wouldn't have made much of a superhero if he would have constantly run away from battles instead of fighting off the evil villians in NYC. "Now let's take a look back to last week's Raw where Randy Orton, bah gawd that kid has a lot of heart King, and ya gotta give him credit here, he weighed his options on this one."

Speaking of big weird bald guys, wasn't there an episode of Night Court where Bull got married, and didn't it somehow involve midgets? I haven't seen Night Court in a long time though. But I'm pretty sure such a thing did happen. Now we know where they got their ideas. They should form a Night Court stable of Kane the weird bald guy with indiscernible magic powers, Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, and Jazz can each take turns being the bailiff, Eric Bischoff in John Larroquette's spot, Trish in Markie Post's spot, and as for Harry Anderson...Josh Matthews? I dunno

Yankees have eyes on Clement. (Along with Pavano and Odalis Perez) I don't want you to have Clement. Neither can Boston. Who would you give us? Esteban Loaiza? Tanyon Sturtze? Get outta town. (Not you Matt.) (Not you Matt the guy that posts as Anglesault, Matt the goateed pitcher) EDIT: On Farnsworth, I've realized the only way to get use out of him now is to have him enter the game with the theme song to the PBS show "3-2-1 Contact," since either by beaning or homering, there's a whole lot of it goin' on.

"Dude, that Randy Orton is the MAN. He's so sensible and logical!" "I wanna marry him"

Only a Yankee fan thinks of established stars as "prospects." Who's this other favorite you speak of?