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I won't be held accountable for the actions of others.

It's because they don't cut corners!!!!!!...I guess You bumped this thread to make a joke that someone else in the thread already made. Over two years ago. You're missing the subtlety of the joke.

Guy Stokes: 100% Guy Stokes. That was the BEST! I miss Davy McWavydavy and his Angry Naked Pat.

It's because they don't cut corners!!!!!!...I guess

Astro just sued you for gimmick infringement.

I love the Electric Light Orchestra.

I think the Eugene character has the chance to evolve and grow. However, once he hits the nadir of his character development as lovable, naive Eugene, WWE could easily turn him heel. All they have to do to set the stage for a heel turn is to have him start showing unexpected moments of cunning or anger during his matches. Then one night, Eugene finally snaps and reveals that it was all an act. He could cut a promo about all the years he spent in the "minor leagues," sweating, bleeding and sacrificing, only to be passed over for a shot at the big time over and over again. "Naw, kid, you're too small. Naw, Dinsmore, you don't have 'the look.' Sorry, maybe next year." He was a WRESTLER. Hell, he was MR. Wrestling, but that wasn't good enough for the crowds. They wanted him to shoot fire out his ass or have stupid catchphrases. They wanted some STUPID gimmick, so he gave it to them. Now the jokes on them. Then he could become "Mr. Wrestling" Nick Dinsmore, a top-notch, technically proficient heel wrestler in the vein of Dean Malenko. I like the Waylon Mercy element of suddenly going crazy. But I think the fans would shit on him being just Nick Dinsmore and not their beloved Eugene. Though I could see him as an Evolution member clean-shaven and shorn, so maybe they should keep him connected to HHH and Flair for a while.

When Larry goes to see the acupuncturist, he makes a bet that if he's cured he'll give the guy $5000 but if not he won't pay for his treatment. He then gets orchids in the mail from the acupuncturist. At the end when Larry asks what they were all about he says "Ancient Japanese custom" with this evil look. "I'm just not seeing the connection between lobster and religion."

What is "Hoo-Hoo"? This poster started the State Of America.

"Dude, draft this guy. His stamina is a 79, and is worth 94 overall."

Dallas is F'ING NUTS if they give up Dirk Nowitzki for an aging Shaq.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhutan Need any more proof? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainu Holy crap! Japan used to be populated by white people! There's something you don't see every day.

Me too but she's gotta be in at least like the eighty-sixth trimester so it might be too late.

I hope not, I like Dirk Nowitzki too much.

Yes, come one, come all, to beautiful Comiskey Park. Unless it's a windy day, because that means the city doesn't allow them to seat you in the upper deck. So yeah, the White Sox suck. Go ahead, bash the shady "ticket brokers," I'll just bash the shady "gimme $20 to make sure your car is safe" guys on your side of town. Sorry guys, but Wrigley Field casts a shadow that's eight miles long, going south, and you're in it. But I wish them all the best. I really do. Because this World Series has gotta have some color of stockings in it for the AL. AND ANOTHER THING: What the HELL is with the All-Star Game promos using Blues Brothers music for a game in HOUSTON?? We just had the game in Chicago last year, why didn't you use it then? Granted, it was "The Cell" but still! Houston does not = Blues Brothers.

I didn't show emotions. Hell, he didn't even know I was all that bad. He especially didn't know that it was me that broke up two of his friendships, ended his relationship with his girlfriend of a year, put him on shitty ass terms with his parents and almost got him kicked out of school. Wow, I was evil. Like the f-word, I save my emotions for a rainy day. Then when you snap, you can really freak someone out before even throwing a punch.

Was I the only person who liked Alina? I think I was gone from February to April '03 I don't remember. By the way: I love that I'm a PBP.

We all know the worst time was the end of the EZBoard, those of us that were there for that. I hope the early part of 2003 wasn't big because that was the time I was on hiatus I think.

Given the parents it'd probably be a Miss Butterface.

When do most of the classic threads originate from? That might help us figure out the best days.

This match only has about two minutes left in it.

This time I win.

Why is this break so long?

Because WWE sucks it'll turn out HHH was intentionally overselling and hitting a Pedigree to win

No test of strength? HHH just knew he'd lose.