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Wednesday: Partly cloudy skies with gusty winds. High 67F. Winds WSW at 20 to 30 mph. Looks like a great day for Yankees losing to me.

Senators let me down My friend can't see me in my play because of fucking badminton What a day

Ha ha ha ha ha, our weather su-ucks

There goes my playoff beard (gets up, shaves)

I'm running out of faith for the Sens at this point

Well, if the Flames could make that massive comeback in their Game 6, Ottawa sure as hell can.

Listen, AS, I know Rodriguez isn't his best, but accusing of being three times as he really is...that's just hyperbole.

Marty Prusek is in, it's 3-1 at the top of the second. Funny how Ottawa has a Patrick and a Martin.

What about going back to Portland?

I remember a Smarks.com shirt. Front: DUD! Back: No workrate, no rating! I would be getting sooooo laid in that.

Edited for accuracy The Yankees look like tools. Yeah. Jeter looks like the biggest tool in all of MLB, and Giambi went from looking like a badass to a metrosexual tool. No. At least we agree on something Jeter reminds me of a cross between the Rock and a monkey.

SENATORS WIN~!

What's the deal with Ichiro? Why is he just Ichiro?

I was standing by the beef jerky display at Jewel-Osco, making my selection. Just standing perfectly still, not in the way. A stockboy comes running down the aisle as if something is urgent. I have size 15 feet. He tripped on my size 15 feet and fell on his face. He pulls himself together, starts running again, and bumps into a shelf. I had to run all the way across to the pharmacy section and burst out laughing.

What if Dinsmore was Mordecai and...you know the rest

If Prior doesn't get back soon, and Maddux doesn't start playing like a major-leaguer, then yes, start worrying, because the Astros aren't having any struggles at the moment.

is having a great day.

Can't we move him to pitching coach like he's supposed to be in a way? AHHH the Cubs rotation sucks now. Prior is gone, Maddux is a shell, Clement is spotty, and Zambrano loses his cool. Greg Maddux sure did screw the Cubs over didn't he. Wow. I demand trades. Yyyep. Just call me the Anglesault of Chicago.

Gasp. Another Maddux loss. I thought that wrestling taught me people get sent TO Atlanta to sabotage their new employers.

You know what? The "This Week In Baseball" song is pretty cool.

The wind is crazy even 60 miles north at the state line

Aren't you happy they're up 7-1 in the third?

If Prior comes back I suggest Maddux is demoted to #5 starter so it's Wood/Prior/Clement/Zambrano/Maddux. Or even /Mitre. hmm...

Cardinals and Reds might feel threatened? But that's doubtful. EDIT: I made a mistake: Milwaukee, WI: 1,689,572 Norfolk-Virginia Beach, VA: 1,569,541 Milwaukee metropolitan area beats out Hampton Roads by about 120,000. But the Brewers would be successful if they had better ownership so market size isn't really an issue for them.

My feelings for the New Jersey Devils organization are well documented. But I still hope that Burns can get past colon cancer, because nobody deserves that.