The Czech Republic

Here's a limerick: Carmelo Anthony and Lebron James. Their achievements are nearly the same. But what's probably right is that if they were white, they'd flip-flop their first and last names. If the Nuggets make the playoffs they have to give it to Anthony. If both teams miss LeBron will get it.

Well it's down to Nuggets and Jazz, as both Rocky Mountain teams fight for the 8 spot. Both teams stand at 42-38. Whoulda thunk it? Denver's gotta play the Kings and Spurs. Utah's gotta play the Wolves and Suns. If both teams get the same record in the two games, Denver has the tiebreaker. I've gotta give the edge to the Jazz.

But it's so beautiful...

I remember the lyrics perfectly DZ! Discovery Zone, Discover what I can do on my own DZ! Discovery Zone, Discover what I can do on my own All you girls have gone a bit too far I'm not safe behind the wheel of my car You know to well you have a serious effect on me, at DZ! Where kids wanna be! ...um, I guess I didn't remember them perfectly. At all. So I just repeated the first line, stuck in some lyrics from Strike Force's theme, and figured I could sneak by with that. But I know somebody would've called me on it.

When I was really, REALLY little, around here it used to be called "Showbiz Pizza." I think it changed in 1991. You know what places were the shit? Discovery Zone, Leaps and Bounds, and Tunnels of Fun. You just crawled around in tubes all day. It was so much fun! But I think they were all shut down because the tubes all had a thin inner coating of the infected mucus of thousands. It's a damn shame, those snot-nosed kids, ruining fun for future generations of children that want to live like hamsters. If *I* was the one having a big-ass party tomorrow night, it'd be at Discovery Zone. DZ! Where kids wanna be!

I am Satoshi, the Eater of Souls...I don't need to pay anything. I will trade you a pog for your soul however

Happy 1st birthday to me

Well, I was a Blackhawks fan like the majority of my family (we have a Blues guy or two also) until things with Fleury started getting really bad, Thibault disappeared, and Sullivan was traded to a team in the same division. I had gotten attached to the Sens over the course of last year from all the hype they got from Max Power and CanadianChris, and when their games started being televised, I was like "yeah, this team is awesome." But the Hawks, geez...if the owner can't support his team, why should I? Part of me yearns for awesome Hawks teams like the ones in the mid 90s with Roenick, Belfour, Chelios, Amonte, etc., but I doubt the franchise is going to gain any respect whilst owned by a man who doesn't believe in investing in the team, televising its home games, or anything remotely related to successfully operating a hockey organ-eye-zation.

You know as soon as HSC was traded to the Marlins I said "I bet that guy is going to stop being such a disappointment" and bam! Meh. I figured the Cubs would lose with Mitre today...Wood is up tomorrow though so thinks are looking a little better. And hey, the Expos won!

Mr. Sparkle!!! Somebody who's into all that Japanese crap HAS to explain something from that. I think it's when they're in the ocean, there's a picture-in-picture of a monkey banging a drum. I DON'T GET IT!!!! Oh and here's Skinner's Uter quote from TOH: "I've got a GUT feeling Uter is around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs right now! ... Wait. Scratch that one."

That looks like what my Bichon Frise sheds... OMG! I have a bichon too! He's doesn't understand the concept of going to the bathroom outside.

I'm surprised more TSMers don't have amateur experience, honestly. I only did one year, 8th grade. The high school coach was too heavy into dropping weight, inducing vomiting, and rubber suits so I figured that probably wasn't for me. He ended up getting dismissed.

I'd say a major metropolitan newspaper qualifies as a source. What if it's the New York Post?

Heh. Mussina. Don't worry Anglesault there's always the next series

Hm. 6-2 Sox. Don't worry Anglesault, there's always tomorrow

The New York Yankees are DOMINANT.

It was during the "Super Sunday Show" days of the program. You see my family had been on a waiting list for tickets since 1989 and it wasn't until 1995 that we finally got to go. But by then the show had changed from a one-hour weekday morning show to a two-hour Sunday morning show. ANYHOW, back to WGN...right now I'm watching the Sox beat the Yankees. Something doesn't seem right about watching the White Sox on the station that owns the Cubs...I wish Sox stayed on Fox Sports Chicago and Cubs got channel 9.

Well when the only teams you show on national television are the Red Wings, Stars, and Avalanche, what do you expect? Speaking of the Avs, isn't this the first year since 1994 that the Nordiques/Avalanche were not division champions? Nine straight years is impressive however.

That's odd. I don't know how WTBS works in Atlanta, but the WGN that the rest of the country gets is completely different from the WGN Channel 9 that we get in Chicago. I know both feeds get sports and WB programming, (hence the national fanbase for the Cubs), but Chicago gets the great WGN Morning News whereas national just gets Mama's Family reruns or something. They also used to have The Bozo Show. I was on it in 1995, and got to play a game: I had to balance a book on my head and serpentine around a line of cones then hand it off to my partner. My team won, but I couldn't balance the book so I just held it there. I won a game called Uno Stacko, one of those hand-held LED games (The Little Mermaid because it was supposed to be only girls playing but one of the show coordinators dropped the ball big-time), and a box of Matt's chocolate chip cookies. They were delicious. Then I got to do the big march with Bozo and Professor Andy and all that great fun. But those days are over now.

Golden State Warriors...#7 or #8 seed by next year? They've been awesome lately save for the loss to Minnesota, but because they were so awful in the beginning of the season, they never get anywhere.

Hasn't Barrett Jackman been out all year too?I guess now that you reminded me, I do know a couple other Blues. Sharks, however...I could've sworn Damphousse was with the Canadiens or Flyers.

Why are you watching TBfreakingS? It's all about WGN, yo. And the Cubs win, my heart hurts a bit, but it was worth it. I don't get WGN. It is known as living Connecticut and the only way to watch this game is on TBS and that is why I am also a Yankees fan which is a team that I can watch every single one of their games. Thanks. WGN is nationally broadcast...there's no excuse why you shouldn't be able to get it if you can get the other superstation, TBS.

No no no, not yet. I can be identified.... by DEEZ NUTS! Okay, NOW they're played out. Anyhow, I could be identified by having big feet with an oddly grown big left toenail that got ripped apart in a wrestling match many years ago, so now it grew back with a bunch of vertical lines.

Hookahs are GAY. Apparently last year there was some trend with college students going to hookah bars, where'd they'd puff on the aforementioned fruity tobacco. In an interview, a user said "it's quite pleasant, it's like flavored steam!" "Flavored steam." You dinnermasher.

Does that mean you can't wipe your ass because you don't have one?