The Czech Republic

I say Anthony because with identical stats as James, he got his team further in a harder conference.

And they'd play on FieldTurf. It's just like grass, but better!

If the Flames score three in the third I will point and laugh.

Why don't you know what year it was? Maybe he lives in one of those countries where summer wraps around from one calendar year to the other. Like Australia, or Rand McNally.

It's the one where the guy's teen self comes back to convince him that a minivan isn't going to get him laid, then his modern-day wife shows up. There's some 80s synth song that plays when the teen guy shows up and I cannot remember the name of said tune for the life of me. By the way: I have a minivan.

I hope I get evaluated soon

Perhaps, but I'd rather see them destroy history with my "Hank Yankee" idea. Oh yeah, and the pants would be silver. (Let's see how angry we can get Anglesault) ...and spandex. (let's also piss off IDRM with successive quote insets) The caps would have those little propellers on top. When you hit a home run, they spin.

Perhaps, but I'd rather see them destroy history with my "Hank Yankee" idea. Oh yeah, and the pants would be silver.

And here I thought only us Americans were allowed to make a mockery of our national anthem through poor singing.

Thoughts: Seeing as the Brewers get an image overhaul every three years or so, Keg Man is not far off. Maybe not the TATC uniforms exactly, but integrate a stylized M with the Keg Man and you have a decent cap. Heh. Keg Man. KEG MAN! He comes from the Midwest, to do battle with THE AMAZING RANDO! I have an idea for what the Yankees TATC would've looked like, Anglesault. It would've been red and blue pinstripes, with the NY logo plastered on a baseball that gets hit across the jersey by some weird Pat Patriot-lookin' guy wearing sunglasses. Yeah. I'm lovin' it.

Well that means the next Hamas leader has to meet his doom by choking on vomit. No. Just vomit. I never said it was his own.

But I just don't think it's unreasonable to give the boys a week off to recharge the batteries. I'm sure I could wait a week for Wrestlemania fallout.

A talking baseball, well I never. What's next, glowing hockey pucks?

I think the Canadiens can win this series now.

I take it you're the guy that goes to Olympic Stadium to see the Expos? You're like a celebrity. I don't even remember why I like the Expos. I just want to go to their final game at Wrigley this September.

I really don't care for Selig. But really, having eight teams in the playoffs is fair enough, and works better than just four. And besides, do we really want the Atlanta Braves in the West division? Contraction is bullshit however. They can't take away the Expos, I won't allow it.

Ack. No reason to keep Wood in there when you've got Mercker, Hawkins, and Borowski, as somebody said. I do think something needs to be done with that Kyle Farnsworth fellow. Can't we trade him for somebody good by saying "Look how well Choi and Estes turned out"? I hope GMs are that gullible. Maddux is next in the rotation....help us

It's not a horse, it's a broom! Tazz: "Well, frankly, Cole....I'm surprised."

I don't ask for an offseason, but please, after WrestleMania, just give the boys the night off. Run a week or two of WWE Classics in place of live programming and then get everyone rested up to start the wrestling year anew.

Mordecai is like the most badass Biblical name ever. Isn't it traditionally used for Jewish people, though? If so, the idea of an orthodox Jew in the WWE is amusing, but how would he work Friday night house shows? If anything, he could challenge Jeff Jarrett for the title of "The Chosen One." "C'mon Mordecai, let's get em" -The Jewish rednecks from "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein"

The Devils are gone, the Devils are gone, the Devils are gone! The Stanley Cup Final will be WATCHABLE! There will be GOALS SCORED! The team that wins the Cup will have a CITY in which to hold its victory parade! (deep breath) ANYWAY...so we're probably looking at a Red Wings-Flames series and Avs-Sharks. I like Colorado and Calgary from the West. In the East, it's too hard to figure out for me.

1. Well yeah, gotta be. 2. They don't want a team and it would screw up alignment. 3. Orioles would block a THIRD Washington Senators team. 4. From what a man from Charlotte told me, they'd have baseball but it'd be overshadowed by NASCAR all summer long. So I gotta stick with Hampton Roads or Montreal as where the Expos go. Ideally they should remain in Montreal and replace Olympic Stadium with a cool downtown outdoor grass park.

17, senior in high school, exurban Chicago

It's only the second-largest market in the United States, that's all. How does that make it deserving? They had two already and they couldn't keep either one. Make that three. The Chargers skipped town too.

So suddenly, after over 100 years of New York Yankees, over 40 years of New York Mets, they expect a decent portion of metropolitan NY to decide they're now rooting for the EXPOS? With so many American cities lacking a major league team, and Montreal being a fine baseball town when ownership doesn't suck, there's no way we can have a team in the Bronx, a team in Queens, and a team in the Meadowlands. Put the Expos in Hampton Roads, it's bigger than Milwaukee and the Expos would have the area to themselves in terms of sports.