The Czech Republic

Look at the mess you made, One Trick Pony. It's a mess...of oatmeal.

I don't just want Sylvan Grenier dead, I made him dead. So there. No more Frenchies at the board.

No way! Sharks vs. Kings! Roller Hockey match! Outside! On the beach! Winner gets the bikini babes! Losers have to shine the other guys' surf boards! Who let Bettman in?

Michigan Stadium could easily surpass it with about 100,000 seats for football alone, plus temporary seating. Do Maple Leafs-Red Wings and you can get fans from Toronto to make the drive, in addition to dedicated fans from elsewhere in the Great Lakes region. It's a winner, in my opinion.

If so, then you hit like a girl. "Shut up, oatmeal-for-brains!" How's about we just write this whole thing off and pretend it never happened. Since this is in Old School, we're halfway there already.

Maybe this should draw from my personal relationship crap and have Trish tell Jericho's best friends (Christian maybe?) how she thinks Jericho is an annoying jerk whom she just felt bad for, and tries to avoid him in public. Then when Jericho calls her on it, she says Christian is evil and not to believe him. Then Jericho actually hears Trish say "Thanks a lot, Christian! You made me have to lie to Chris!" And then Trish is unpleasantly surprised when Jericho's other friends and acquaintances hear about it and tell her what a stupid bitch she is, so then Trish tries to apologize to Chris but Chris will have none of it. That would strike a chord with me.

I, too, am let down. I expected more from you, Mr. Brook River, IF that's your real name. (It's not.) Well since he's probably never coming back go check out his band at http://www.thepremiums.com

You know if Trish deceives Jericho into bringing Austin back then dumps him that could get Jericho some sympathy face heat. Think of all the guys that get used by girls. We'd all be pullin' for Chris.

I'm going to secede from the union and declare myself "The Independent Nation of The Czech Republic...No Not That Czech Republic"

I endorse Banky's idea. Even better than Volkoff was Nikita Koloff, because he had some great matches, and his singlet said CCCP, which is USSR in the Cyrillic alphabet. Now that's attention to detail. I guess what you could do for 2004 in terms of Evil Russians is to just have a character of a Russian amateur wrestling champion who, unhappy with the lack of economic success after the hammer and sickle was lowered from the flagpole, and yearning for athleticism to be celebrated by the regime the way it was during the Cold War, becomes like a neo-Soviet guy, like a Russian Kurt Angle, with Prokofiev's old anthem and everything. I'd like it. I have a guy called Ivan Stalinov on my No Mercy cartridge.

OMG you must be Human Jukebox!!! Fess up. I gave away my gimmick identity.

I liked the other, nongimmick DRPHIL. You're just too over the top.

An awesome outdoor game for next year (it should be an annual thing) would be Maple Leafs vs. Red Wings at Michigan Stadium.

Oh and by the way I'm presuming they destroyed the WCWSN set after being told that they were no longer taping live segments. So all that plexiglass, curtains, and whatever else comprised it (it was a decent set) is probably all dismantled in some metropolitan Atlanta warehouse.

In a related story, TheMikeSC can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground. Sadly, you have the intellectual capacity of oatmeal. Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any LESS intelligent, Czech, you take another vicious shot to the head and shave off a few more IQ points. Kudos, as always, go to you. And, I never said Roadblock didn't exist. I said his matches with Luger that produced SO MUCH CROWD HEAT never happened. I don't doubt they worked together --- though it IS a little odd, considering that Roadblock was a total JTTS in the WWF --- but I doubt the crowd cared. But, hey, don't let not knowing a thing slow you down now, Czech. You haven't done that up to this point. -=Mike Oatmeal? OATMEAL?!?!?! Seriously, way to overreact there, guy. Given that I was only told a little bit of information of what you sort of said, and that you yourself have a track record of making comments that are looked down on by the general crowd, probably more than I have, truth be told, I just made one stupid comment and here you are comparing me to oatmeal. Yeah that's right--oatmeal. I think saying that I've never known a thing in my life is a bit out there. I mean, scroll up! I just recited a list of obscure WCW midcarders! That has to account for something! Oatmeal. Pshaw. More like the intellectual capacity of the Quaker Oats Man, because I'm sure he was one smart cookie. One smart oatmealcookie, that is. And next time you're going to make an overblown flaming attempt, take it to NHB. (I won't call it that other name.) What you said was most certainly not keepin' it old-school.

After all that buildup...this is a letdown. Ah, give him time, we all had our first-post jitters.

Um, right now we're both on at once, so I don't think you can accuse me of being "Brooke Rivers." Though that would've been a good gimmick poster, some bitchy fashion critic.

It was on the crappy part of Long Island. Hope that clarifies

Purpose??

Aww, Homestar references. You guys are great

"Excuse me, sir? I rented The Lizzie McGuire Movie for my little daughters last night, but when I put in the tape, it was a mislabeled copy of Hott Anal Assault 4. My girls are scarred for life!" "It was a swoive, baby! You've all been swoived! You nevah saw it comin'!" "That's what she said in the tape! You even rip off dialogue from your movies. You suck!"

Yeah it came off as that, didn't it? I've been told Keanu Reeves, or "some dirty hippie" depending on my hair.

This is an artist's rendition of me standing in my room, modeling the t-shirt. The first edition is a simple powder-blue shirt with the message written in "Diff'rent Strokes" typeface. I'm wearing yellow gym shorts with it even though it clashes, because I thought it would work, and who the hell are you to tell me it won't? Also, my right hand is a laser cannon.

For some reason I'm real curious to see a 10 y/o TCR dancing on Nitro Well with The New Me gone, somebody's gotta fill the void. By the way, it was from September 1997 at the Mecca, when Hennig was a Horseman.