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Great now I having flashbacks to Meat having a boner on live TV cause Terri sneaked Viagra in his drink. Well sorry, but I remember two OAO Raw threads with streaks of "OH GOD ORTON HAS A BONER THAT'S DISGUSTING" posts in them.

That page you supplied certainly isn't.

Looks like you're the one asking the questions now.

What was the technical explanation as to how the Game Genie device made your games better? I know it had a thing for glitching as you were playing, and I think it actually ruined some of my cousin's NES games permanently, where the cartridge would develop a tolerance for Game Genie and wouldn't play without the Game Genie plugged in, even if no codes were entering. And then they would die. It was like heroin on an 8-bit technological level. I want a new drug, and that drug is Game Genie. So maybe some of you guys, especially Mr. Brook River, can help me out on this.

Though that doesn't really say much since the only e-mail between Mile and the Strong Badia Action News one is Couch Patch, if memory serves... Shut it up. Shut it up you. This is my best post ever since the last one.

What exactly would that be? Well Orton's been known to pitch a tent on national television on multiple occasions.

I misread the title initially as being "Alleged Rape At Sea World, Beign filmed in San Diego." Now that projects another crisis in itself, now doesn't it.

Oh my God. I thought I was going to go blind (or deaf). What was I thinking???? Oh, yuck.

I don't like cola on a regular basis. I'm more of a fruity-pop guy, as well as root beer and cream soda. I like to explore the sensory menagerie of bubbly tastes across the spectrum of carbonated beverages, moving from flavor to flavor, sampling the tastes and thoughts of each heavenly mixture, and sometimes I elect to drink every flavor at once in a veritable cacophony of soda flavor! Citrus, lemon-lime, sarsaparilla, vanilla, strawberry, orange, grape, watermelon, blue raspberry, cherry, prune, grapefruit, quinine, and even chocolate! All have danced upon my faithful buds, providing me with explosions of taste! It's a vivid rainbow of flavor, and I happily prance along the rainbow! For I am a god! A god of carbonic acid! I voted for Coke.

I thought from what you've said before, you're not in the greatest shape for being mobile and walking around and stuff, let alone playing baseball. Now I know people like to say baseball is the lazy man's sport, but you might be going a tad far, Mr. Drug-Induced Coma.

Watch the Rangers finish 9th, like one point or less behind like, Pittsburgh or Buffalo.

Here's a weird little occurrence from this afternoon. As I have for some 11 years, today I watched Jeopardy! at 3:30 pm on channel 7 out of Chicago. During the commercial break, I saw a commercial for Empire carpeting, you know "588-2300, Empire." Being a staple of local Chicago television, it's on like all the time. No big deal. This commercial was followed by one for Chia Pet. This is a little out of the ordinary, because I don't see them advertise often. THEN I see a commercial for the Clapper! Then it hits me. These three commercials were updated versions of the same three from the opening scene in Wayne's World when Benjamin is in bed channel-surfing. Just a weird coincidence I'd bring up. (Oh and on Jeopardy!, I got Final Jeopardy right (the Rubik's cube was displayed at Hungary's exhibit at the Knoxville World's Fair), and did some otherwise general spanking of everyone on TV, save for a stupid category on Internet abbreviations, which has no place on Jeopardy. (In excess of 4000 posts and I still don't know the lingo.) I shouldn't be faced with the prospect of earning $800 for knowing what JSYK stands for. )

Gotta love that Waldo Faldo.

Darn, I missed that Polkaroo.

This THREAD is an example of why the folder sucks in '03.

Don't you have a "casting appointment" to go to? Rehearsals for the Spring show (Bye Bye Birdie) don't start till after Christmas. Don't you have a winter show in between? If your school jsut does two musicals, it sucks.

I've been proposing Red Wings-Maple Leafs because of rivalry, proximity, and star power.

Hee Seop Choi, we hardly knew ye.

And that's what it is all about. Americans pissing off Canadians in the end, isn't it? God, I hate stupidity like what you just said. (Edit: no care really) Sarcasm! I'm like one of the biggest "Keep the NHL in Canada" advocates around, going around proposing they support nine teams. If I was serious I would've substituted "Americans" for "us." But I didn't. So there. I'd say give the Original Six teams with suitable facilities an outdoor game over the next few years. I just think we Americans who are big hockey fans, trying to be at the level of our Canadian breathren deserve an outdoor game of our own, and Ann Arbor is the best place to hold it.

I laughed at them filming an Evolution video with Jindrak. It's like they all sit there like "hey wanna write the show for tonight?" "I guess" "well let's get started" "I'm not feelin it" "well we have to do something today or we'll get fired" "round up the boys so we can shoot an Evolution video!" "we just shot an Evolution video two weeks ago" "Yeah but Randy got a new tattoo above his elbow since then, we can't leave the product unupdated"

The Woman's Cruiserweight Belt was actually a WCW Pro/Worldwide thing. I don't know if the belt EVER even got defended after it was won and quickly forgotten. As far as Russo goes, his whole thing was that he thought WCW Saturday Night was a horrible show that purported a bad image of WCW. His basic quote was "If I was a WWF fan who stumbled upon WCW SN, why in the hell would I want to watch Nitro or Thunder?" Saturday Night, by the way, was getting really odd around this time. They had Duggan going at with Regal (in a Loser Leaves WCW match), Fiddel Sierra (Flag Match!), Robert Gibson, and other scrubs while the younger guys hardly ever got angles off the ground. I do, however, fondly remember Hale (Hale Alert!) and the very brief Alan Funk/Barry Horowitz feud. And if anyone got to see the last episode of WCW Worldwide, which was actually the last WCW show to ever air, it was touching in an odd way. It was obviously done without the supervision of WWE (likely taped the weekend WCW was announced as being purchased, prior to WWE coming in), as they got a nice goodbye and actual credits to end the show instead of the shit they gave us the next Monday night. And by the way, Devon Storm vs. Chris Benoit on Saturday Night = Awesome. The [Pro]!!!! That was like WCWSN to a higher (lower?) level. And the ring spun on a turntable! Gotta love that. I think the belt went overseas and was never spoken of again. So Saturday Night gave a horrible image of WCW, and Thunder DIDN'T? Come on. My friend has a tape from 1999 where Scott Hudson says during a match, "fans, you'll want to tape these Saturday Nights around now, because years from now you'll find them and see the stars of tomorrow when they first started out." SN Alumni from that show: Jamie Knoble, Chuck Palumbo, Mark Jindrak the VCBP, Sean O'Haire, Shannon Moore, A.J. Styles, and others.

Maybe people's genders should stop being so damn ambiguous.

No. Annual or bi-annual. A Michigan Stadium game would be huge and they should do it. If anything it's a way for the Americans to win the pissing contest and have a bigger stadium game than the Canadians did.

This is a fucking great idea. So, basically they make a real-life Zangief? That's the ticket! And to the IVAN KOLOFF?? guy, I don't know if you were referring to me saying Ivan Stalinov or Nikita Koloff, so I'll clarify. No I didn't mean Ivan Koloff. The first guy was an original character of mine with a generic Russian name. The second guy was a real wrestler from mid to late 80s N.W.A., who was this big tough Russian guy who I'm sure won some major singles belts in his time there, who was a monster heel until Magnum T.A. wrapped his car around a pole, at which point Nikita dedicated his career to the fallen Allen and went face.

As much hot chocolate as I want. And a special someone to keep me company. Awwwwwww.