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I bet I could figure out a way to hack through it, even though I have limited knowledge. Just go to Cool Edit and record the line out as you'replaying the file, then save the soundwave reading of the song you just played as an MP3. I bet that would work.

I heard Mark Giangreco's son is going to be a huge hockey star; he was supposedly kicking ass at New Trier a year or two ago. You'd better believe Menard Man is still around. For a while I think his heart stopped working so they replaced Menard Man with some butch-looking woman, but then, ostensibly because of fan backlash, Menard Man made his triumphant return to shilling vinyl siding and Venetian blinds for prices higher than those at my friendly neighborhood Home Depot. I haven't seen Eagleman around though...I think Peter Francis Geraci may've taken Eagleman's spot. Unless he's national. I wouldn't know.

Just wondering, does Disney own the Orlando Magic as well as the Mighty Ducks and (until recently) the Angels?

Dumbass owner! Alcoholic fanbase! Leaky roof! Poor trading discretion! Losing record! Together we shall form...Brewerman!

Check out all its awesomeness. I lifted the Utah Jazz color scheme and stuck on some big letters. It's so firm, yet uplifting and easy on the eyes. Of all the banners I've made for myself, from the seminal "TCR" banner with random heads pasted on, to the "Mr. Brook River" hype banner, I've never been in awe of my own artwork.

I thought it was stupid.

My vote also goes to "It's Time," because the idea was that Vader would be champion by December '96, but he lost at Summerslam, and I don't think he even appeared on his personal show. Some logo.

So, Rob E. Dangerously is a switch-hitter.

What's even more frightening is that I figured out the connection more than three weeks ago.

New Jersey is the armpit of the sports world.

You know what would've made this thread gold? If The Rising Star asked why the Magic were in the midst of such a bad inaugural season right now.

For best post I go with FatKane's "I only liked her because she had a nice face and feet," and tank_abbott's "Is it normal for it to come out green? It looks like I sneezed into my underwear." There's been better but it's all that I can recall off the top of my head. If we do Thread of the Year I nominate "Tomko and Fertig."

Um, that's not a love song, dude. That's a song about a stalker. Dude, whatever it is, it's a ripoff of Puffy. I'd be pissed if I were him. (EDIT: It was sarcasm. Please don't kill me.)

A wasteland with a spunky little oasis I like to call DeGrassi Junior High.

Oh shut up already. We all see right through you. Anyone whose life was as exciting and great as you claim yours is simply wouldn't have the time nor energy to pollute a message board with insipid threads like "Suck My Dick," or post "The Following People Are Losers Because They're Here On Friday Night" and copy-paste the list of who is logged on. Don't cop out and say it's humor that I just don't get, or that you're screwing with us because it's just a message board and you're so much better than all of us. You're useless.

I Love Ya Baby - Brak

1. Yours No it wasn't being the mods being "too sensitive," it was him being insensitive, saying all that stuff about Stardust. And why do your posts now read like Sean O'Haire promos?

I've obtained a script from the NHL that was an early idea for a TV spot advertising the Whalers moving to Raleigh: (Two men with mullets, John Deere hats, and Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirts stand in front of a pickup truck mounted on cinder blocks.) Redneck 1: Hey, do you like hockey? Redneck 2: What's that?" Redneck 1: It's like that grass-fairy game them Messicans always playin but it's on ice and they have sticks. It's sorta like NASCAR. Redneck 2: Howdya reckon that? Redneck 1: Well, they've got mullets, they crash into the sides, they move really fast, and they're missing teeth. Redneck 2: Hot damn! That sounds cool! Redneck 1: It is cool...(turns to face camera, gives thumbs-up)the coolest sport on earth, that is! Announcer: The NHL. It's the coolest sport on earth. HHH: (poses, spits water)

If Team Angle (Angle, Haas, Benjamin, Big Show, A-Train) lasted a little longer, it would've been cool. They should've been a team in a Survivor Series match but the timing was off.

The last post in Column Corner is now November 2, 24 days since a post. It's starting to look as busy as UGS. (ducks) I say change Column Corner to a folder concerned with scholarly pursuits, so those of us in high school and college have a place to discuss our studies, ask for help from one another, etc. Hey, it would get more traffic than it is now.

Oh yeah, we need more assholes that have unnatural obsessions with pornography. Otherwise we could be looking at "ScrewAllThaBitchesWhoWon'tFreeCrucifixioJones" starting threads like "Suck My Cock" all over the place.

Exactly

I think there needs to be a limit on name changing. First of all, it gets hard to remember who's who. Second of all, Banky. That's all there is to that one.

Club soda is for doing all the wondrous stuff like cleaning carpets and Jello shots and stuff. Tonic water is just evil. And what's in Tom Collins mix? I saw that stuff right next to the tonic water at the food jobber's.

Fightin' Puritans Puritan--->Congregational, right? or did they become the United Church of Christ?