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But where does Fake Leg figure into this? Ah those were good times.

...so is she hot?

I saw these two girls bitching in the hallway and one girl was holding her books and threw out her hands and yelled "YOU WANNA GO, BITCH? YOU WANNA GO?" and the other girl just nonchalantly says "um, you dropped your books" and walks away and the first girl starts charging after girl #2, who sidesteps away from girl #1 as girl #1 runs into a wall.

haha, you said "hard on" EDIT: haha, you also said "go up"

Please please please please be okay Nowinski! It's not the same without Harvard Chris. I always did like my idea of cheerleaders that say "Chris Nowinski is our man, his theme song is El Capitan, Gooooooooooo HARVARD!" but they never did that. And now they may never get a chance to! And the perm! What of the perm?? This is awful.

Stay Expos, stay...I need to make it to that Olympic Stadium up there. Come on. It does look cool in a kitschy sort of way.

I think Estes is pretty much out of it now, and they're going to work on building Cruz up. Farnsworth will never amount to anything until he gets released from the Cubs, natch. So I'd bet the rotation is Wood-Prior-Zambrano-Clement-Cruz, barring transactions or the off chance that Clement improves to #3. Otherwise, 1B Choi or Simon, I don't see Karros back either 2B Grudzelsomethingorother 3B Ramirez SS Gonzalez barring transaction C Miller and Bako LF Patterson or Alooooouuuuu CF Lofton RF Sosa Also, predictions for how teams finish: NL West: SF, LA, ARI, SD, COL NL Central: CHC, STL, HOU, MIL, PIT, CIN NL East: MTL, ATL, FLA, PHI, NYM AL West: OAK, SEA, TEX, CAL AL Central: CHW, KC, MIN, CLE, DET AL East: TOR, NYY, BOS, BAL, TB

What's that? Glenbrook North?

Fail at being a wrestler?

Give them a good team

He also did not play with Maynard

From what I've seen only Brain Candy Aw that sucks. I've been watching Kids in the Hall since it was on Comedy Central in 1994 (weird thing back then: the channel was split with VH1 on TCI cable), when I was way too young to get the jokes. I remember that it would be on Comedy Central right before Mystery Science Theater. I don't think it's on Comedy Central anymore though. I liked that kid that Bruce McCullough played that rambled on and on. "Didja ever eat a snowball?" "No, no I didn't." "Onions is all I eat. Oh by the way, the government wanted me to tell you that there's a monster in the sewer that's eating everything in its path, and nothing can kill it, and the only thing that can slow it down is really expensive perfume. Ya wanna know why? .....ya wanna know why?" "...why?" "CUZ IT'S GOT A METAL HEAD! hahahahahaha!" First sketch I ever saw

Is Kids In The Hall on DVD yet?

This is a terrible loss for the television community. My favorite episode was when he was on Family Feud with Mama and the rest of the Harpers. His work on F-Troop was also brilliant. You'll be missed.

As I was similarly snubbed with the Maynard thread, I empathize, Mr. Throatwobbler. I'm just not familiar with this musician. All the same, I wish you nothing but the best.

Okay, I must ask. Prank? or Crank?

One of the final moments of glory for the Hart Foundation. A Smarks nightmare, I know. But, I was a HUGE Hart Foundation mark, and I seriously thought Anvil was gonna job like always. But, Anvil going over was a bit of a shocker. Did Anvil use the original Hart theme during his 97 run?

B0000TLA9G Booootlaig Bootleg So that's what it is

During the summertime, between the Stanley Cup and the All-Star Game, and then between that and the NFL preseason, there's a dearth of programming on both ESPNs, especially the Deuce. Basically, we get stuck with hours and hours of repeats of Sportscenter and Baseball Tonight ad nauseam. I'd like to find a way to contact Disney/ABC/ESPN in order to make them aware of pursuing drum and bugle corps as a programming option during those lean summer months. For those of you not familiar with the activity, I will for the sake of short-term brevity here suggest you look it up on Google or ww.dci.org for information. Basically it's a great fusion of athleticism and music which could get over huge if marketed to some, any extent. All I'd be asking for are weekly recap shows for eight to nine weeks, plus coverage of the divisional championships, and the world finals. I'd like you guys to tell me what you think of drum corps, and advice you can give me on writing a letter to the powers that be. I don't expect it to end up on Michael Eisner's desk, but I'd like to hope somebody in Bristol gets a hold of it and if all goes well, others that follow suit, which can lead to national exposure of drum and bugle corps, something that the program rightfully deserves.

Reo Rogers! He was supposed to be like Dutharose.

I think it would have been funny to apply this renaming again for "Tom Goldberg" so as not to take heat off Bill DeMott.

Potential jokes: ----- When he was a bodyguard in '93, didn't THAT require physicality? Then he'll find out that's too intense and take on writing shows...ahh! Nash has chicken legs. What, was walking too strenous for Kev? It's the hair I tells ya! He's the modern-day Samson! The only role he'll be taking on is the basket of free ones before his meal. And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, will always love Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn... No matter what role he gets, he'll have a Desire video. This requires too much physicality? That's what SHE said! ----- pick and choose

They're not cool 30 to 40 years after initially getting them.

Garrison isn't his real first name, its Lance Vince decided the best way to debut him was by giving him a stupid haircut and an even stupider name I know, that's why I said that. Why change a perfectly good Lance to Garrison? Damn stupid-ass writers. Unless you're extremely over in another promotion before coming to the WWE then you can't have the same first name as somebody else on the roster. Look at regal...they made him a William because of Austin And Shane Helms a Gregory!

"Ah, I don't care if my heart fucking walks out my god-damn throat and says 'fuck you Denis I'm outta here,' I'll eat all the motherfucking raw beef I want! N'yah! And I'll smoke two packs a day too, how do you like that, heart?"