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well WCW did that every spring break... The drinking game was "WHO GOES IN THE WATER?" Man someone needs to do a Battle Royal surrounded by a POOL. how about a vat of acid, for our less-liked superstars?

The NCAA is so full of shit. I think if you want to give the guy some complimentary school apparel, go ahead. I don't think that a free t-shirt is going to adulterate the recruiting process.

I was watching Uncensored '96 today and they had that cool tower cage match. Because I think the elimination chamber is ghey, I thought of a new Survivor Series-esque cage match. I call it Vertical Violence. I do because it's alliterative. It's a ring in cage, with a cage above it, and one above that, and one above that. Two teams of four face off, with one team on offense and one on defense. The team on defense puts a man in each cage. The team on offense puts one man in the top cage to start off. At any time, teams can substitute men from one tier to another, or from a cage to the sideline, provided they have not lost a fall. The first cage is won by a simple 3-count or submission. If the offense wins, they advance to the next cage, where pinfall wins, with weapons included in the cage. If the defense wins, another man from the offense picks up where the last man left off. To sum up means of winning: 1)Pinfall/submission 2)pin + weapons 3) pin/submit + weapons 4)surrender only In the fourth cage at the bottom, all remaining members who have not been eliminated join in the match at once. A surrender loses the match for the whole team. I thought this would be a cool stipulation for Survivor Series. Thoughts/comments/complaints

Well excuuuuuuuse ME, Mr. Umphus!

I liked when Jericho did Goldberg's entrance as a Spinal Tap parody, where he walked outside, got locked out, etc.

THe sound card isn't busted, it just created a fatal error and the illegal operation window wouldn't close, and stayed there as I typed my complaint. I will find the cost of the electricity it took to restart the computer and charge Bob that.

Speaking of all these Homestar references, I've gotta restore Thomas to my avatar, and Lethal Word Guy to my sig.

I bah you back: I tihnk that statesman is that stupid Fluffy Puff Marshmallow.

Bah, I liked the Nikki French remix back from 1994 when I was listening to B96 and watching MTV in elementary school.

HOLY SHIT! That's a Bonnie Tyler song?!?!? I'll never look at Hogan the same way again...

"Ravishing" by Bonnie Tyler Or do you want the instrumental of that with the "Hulk! Hulk!" chants? Hogan used both. He used Bonnie Tyler??? hahahahahahaha No I'm talking about Hulk! Hulk! from the Wrestling Album.

Which they did from 96-98. What gives, guys?

Let the creative team see this thread and they'll have an angle involving Steve Austin devoting his life to collecting unused and abused posterboards within two weeks... Something wrong there, foam core? What? You said they bent your corners? What? Dog-eared? What? Unfit for displays? What? Well you know what I'm gonna do? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do...

Here's the answer to that, contained in a riddle about the WWE Style: Question: What can be more intense than guy giving his opponent a spinebuster? Answer: TWO guys giving their opponent a spinebuster.

Oh no!! In the future we're all going to dress 80's style again??? Yes, just like "Time Chasers." Manchu Wok--of the FUTURE! Gay skateboarding teens--of the FUTURE!

So whatever reason, I've got Bob on my Buddy list. So he signs off, and signs back on, which initiates your little on sound. However, he did this at the same time that I was loading a song on MusicMatch Jukebox! ("Man in the Box," for the record.) The sound card got all baffled because I was telling it to play something as it was occupied, and now MusicMatch performed an illegal operation...all thanks to you Bob. You suck.

Whoa! Who would've thought? What I really want for my 2041st post is Hulk Hogan's piano theme post-Survivor pre-Real American.

Well, I never thought it would happen. Achieving my 2041st post was a momentous occassion. Now, I'm reliving it, in all its odd-numbered glory. So just like old times, congratluate me for hitting this number, then gettting 3300-ish, then gettign bumped down to 1950ish, and then FINALLY reaching the milestone again. It's been great.

Did we have to hear all the details on Liz?

Too bad we're not seeing babies either

HHHonk BBBump

That ring looks smaller than the current 20x20

Uh, why is Gene calling this? Is this overdubbed? Or is Jesse elsewhere for WM2?

Uh, why is Gene calling this?

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