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The Czech Republic

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  1. I am a LEGEND. and a LEGEND KILLER. I am a LEGEND amongst LEGEND KILLERS. Hence, I must kill myself, as a I am a LEGEND KILLER and I must kill a LEGEND. then he explodes, hopefully he's filled with treats, like a pinata Candy Orton > Randy Orton
  2. Why do they let old posters in the WWE folder it's like when you graduate from high school and come back to visit when you're like a sophomore in college, and have laughs about how bad it was, and you outgrew it, and all that, but everybody's looking at you funny and you realize you're hanging around your old high school during your break.
  3. Yeah, I thought so too when I saw it, guys.
  4. I'M RANDY ORTON. I AM A LEGEND. I AM A LEGEND BECAUSE I AM RANDY ORTON. YOU WILL ALL KNOW THAT I AM RANDY ORTON. is this accurate
  5. Fixed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fixed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually fixed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Spayed and neutered.
  6. I don't watch wrestling, but I bet a lot of Randy Orton's mic work consists of him just saying "I'M RANDY ORTON" a lot. Because it's not like anyone would fuckin' know otherwise.
  7. My dad and his friends had a run-in wih Ric Flair when my dad was working at a radio station in Myrtle Beach. My dad's friend was taunting Ric about wrestling being fake, and Ric got physical with the guy, and there was a warrant for his arrest in whichever South Carolina county that'd be. This must've been late 70s, early 80s.
  8. I swore I was done even mentioning it, Rudo, but I remember our Randy Orton stuff from those two days better than I remember any real plot Randy Orton was ever in, ever.
  9. Should have been here last summer "OH HEAVENS TO BETSY, A WELL-TAILORED SUIT!" It was like forty male Leenas.
  10. I'm impossibly nice to people who make food for me, because I live in fear. Constant unwavering fear
  11. I plan to really dive into modal jazz in the coming days. It's an area I didn't pay enough attention to in high school; it offers unbridled creativity without the obligation to play a hundred notes a minute. Modes would be so much easier for me to remember if somebody hadn't fucked up and misnamed all of them, so you have the Greek modes, and the modern modes, and they're all basically the same names, just mixed up and AHHH. Wynton Marsalis is a phenomenal musician, and it's cool he spoke out against the ridiculous aspects of hip-hop, but he also thinks everything Miles Davis did from In a Silent Way to the end is garbage, and we all know that simply isn't true. Please add more thoughts because I need to take a nap.
  12. I'm having flashbacks to last winter. "Pssh with our pitching and infield, we can afford to slum it with Hollandsworth in left!" oops. and I was one of those pssh-ers too.
  13. They're the closest state to Newfoundland, maybe that's why they're dumb Sorry Biff Everclear, or whoever the fuck you are. Do you even come here any longer?
  14. 33. Wings 34. 50 Cent 35. The Carpenters 36. Phish 37. The Streets
  15. I'm guessing my above post is a shining example of what facilitated this poster's departure, isn't it.
  16. DUN-DUNNNN, DUN-DUNNNNN!!! damn you Phil Spector k bye
  17. Racker? Racker?!?
  18. at the expense of your own
  19. Leena's Torn Quad I watched that on Thanksgiving as per family tradition
  20. Damaramu, does this look like The Pit to you? I designed The Pit. I can redesign TSM.
  21. Yeah, I can't process a metal singer doing anything but Cookie Monster or screaming, and Serj just sounds like a dumbass. And their politics don't bother me on their own, but when their fanbase has to start regurgitating them, it gets really fucking annoying. I appreciate that they're accomplished musicians and draw from sources that the nu-metal hacks probably haven't even heard of, but I just don't care for them.
  22. Oh come on, this isn't a real message board until someone breaks 325.
  23. Of course Vermont is gonna be #1. It could rain bleach in Montpelier and the place couldn't get any whiter.
  24. 160-170 would be ideal. I mean, I'm not really fat or anything, but 190 is higher than it should be. I wouldn't look at myself and say "he weighs 190" Christ, I'm a teenage girl.
  25. Who, or how, are you 115-pounders? I haven't gone below 34 in ages, and I have a good metabolism, don't eat too much, and exercise enough. Crazy.
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