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...last time I saw your photo, you were white. Unless something's changed there, let's keep the conversation flowing like we're two caucasians, as it's MUCH easier to follow that way. I'm not your "dawg", I don't give a fuck about your "peeps", and never, ever say "aight" again. The only time someone should ever say that is in the phrase, "Once you go white, you never go back, aight?". And that's wonderful that you like to help little marshmallow chicks with meeting women. Oh, "people"? Well, if they're listening to you, they must be insanely desperate. That's nice. Except for the fact that I haven't liked you since I joined the board, which was June of 2002. That's more than "the last few months". Defining yourself by an "online personality" would also implicate that you have an "offline personality". And, judging by your website, that would be debatable. No, wait, band and dancing. Sorry...you have the personality of one of the designers from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Maybe you can teach the board about culture one of these days. I've been wondering how exactly I'm supposed to match my belt with my shoes. Rule # 4352 of Flaming: If you run out of ammunition, always accuse the other poster of having no life. Running scared, "Big Poppa"? Yes...I'm incredibly jealous. Hit the nail right on the head, there. I'm not going to bother telling you about my life, but I can assure you that it's much more productive than yours. Don't believe me? Your website speaks volumes. Check out the "to prospective employers" section. It's entirely blank. I'm jealous of nothingness? Get a fucking clue. Oh, wait, I don't know how to do the waltz or play an instrument, so I must be jealous of you. Hands who cares? No one? Oh... YOUR thread? That would mean that you started it...as far as I can tell, you're getting flamed for being too much of a nerd to know how to talk dirty to a woman. Maybe you could tell her about your processor. Try not to blow your load too soon, though. I know how you nerds get with your hardware. In summation: You're white, most likely a closet homosexual, have issues with possessiveness, and you suck at life.

:::Begins to eat himself, starting with the toes:::

We're gonna need to pour some concrete first...any volunteers for the ultimate BUTT plug?

:::Marks for "The Shocker" reference::: :::Wants to make some of his own::: Two for the goo, one for the poo. Two for that snatch, one for the hatch.

If by "fad", you mean "overly cocky without any means of backing it up" and "constantly making references to your amazing skills as a dancer, whilst looking like Bill Gates"... then, yes, that's what it feels like.

....sick sons of bitches.

Are you supposed to strip naked first? Or do you just let your pants drag all over the floor when you go to hang up the phone? Left hand = holding pants up Right hand = Stickiness Phone = Wedged between shoulder and head Is THAT so hard to understand?

Yeah, he actually seems like a guy that you could hang out with and have a few beers, but she just seems like the girl at school that you have to stop and explain yourself to constantly because she can't keep up with you. I laughed so hard at the golf episode, when she quit and just drove the golf cart around, then drove through someone else's fairway while they were teeing off.

This is the most entertaining thread ever. Austin had neck surgery. Angle had neck surgery.

Need not say more than that. Is it wrong of me not to like him or something?

...no, not at all. Dead serious. Johnson for mod! Yeah, it's sarcasm.

CAP'N WHITEY?!?! RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS! </CJ>

Here's what I've always wondered....if you've got your junk in one hand, and the phone in the other hand, when you finally finish, how the hell do you put the phone down? I mean, think about it...you're gonna have to wedge the phone between your shoulder and your head, then you'll have to hold your pants with one hand, and then the other hand will be all....sticky....so how do you do it? How...DO...you do it? I never really liked Popick.

...you should make Johnson a mod. He does stand for everything that is good in this world, and he's so damned smart...I can't think of anyone else who would make a better mod.

I thought this thread was dead... Eh. Johnson sucks.

And Austin got his IC title stolen and thrown off a bridge, while Angle got his medals stolen and thrown off a bridge...

NO....I meant that the NEW girl looked like the stereotypical goth/metal chick. Amy, on the other hand, rules the earth.

:::Realizes he's still wearing the costume:::

Well, not everyone can have the wonderful effect on a thread that Inc has. I mean...coming in just to bash me and not add anything to the topic....GENIUS! POSTER OF THE YEAR!

This show is awful, yet hilarious at the same time. The episode where she was singing had me cringing, then she actually said, "They want me to re-record my song! Do they want me to, like, pretend that I'm not as good of a singer?"

Apparently that's all you need to get in the ring. Macho should definitely be there, though...I can't wait for the promos the two have against each other. Maybe Macho will threaten to BEACH SLAP Hogan again.

Give him a tittie twister and a Swirlie!

That one!

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