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If it's any movie, then Deano should do "Singing in the Rain"...or maybe a song from one of the Rat Pack movies.

Oh, no, Squirtle, do not be upset with me. I'm upset enough with myself. I apoligize profusely, and offer cookies as compensation.

(The following will gay up Squirtle's thread) "My girlfriend has big tits and I have a big penis. Enjoy yaselves! I'm JaxlMorrison, Bitch!" (The thread has now been suitably gayed up) ...I feel so dirty now.

Why would it matter how old he is? He's still horribly, horribly wrong. And I'm definitely pro-choice...pregnancy scares are no fun.

Thanks, Chave!

Fuck, I know that I feel like a man when I drink an eighteen pack of Coors Lite and feel barely drunk. Who wants a drink that's "high in alcohol"?

Those were called cha chas and ladyberries, Rico. I'm so sorry that you had to see that.

Hey it sounded like you ahdn't picked up on it. And let's face it, it's YOU so I take nothing for granted. Zing.

The "fruity tobacco" that you speak of is Shisha, which is 98% tobacco and 2% molasses...same buzz you get off of a cigarette, and healthier for you. But partying is all about wrecking your body, so stick to Marlboro Reds. That's what I do. On a side note, sneaking a flask of Jack into a movie theatre and making drinks will watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind improves that movie by 100%.

The only part that really disturbed me was the shooting part. That was just....gross.

JSYK proved that with his drunken fire soccer. He needs to copyright that shit fast. Alas, Extreme Fireball is no more. Apparently when you catch a tree on fire, the fire department comes.

Various drinking injuries, like the huge scar on my left knee where I decided that I could beat my car in a footrace, the scars all over my left shoulder and right hand where I tried to stop myself from falling during said footrace, the scar on the bottom of my right foot from when I stepped on a gravel rake, and the lack of hair above my ankle on my left leg, from an Extreme Fireball mishap.

Thank you so much. I want to have your babies now.

This thing is great...so far the only one he hasn't done is jump off the couch. Oh, and ask him to breakdance or do the worm...those are my favorites.

Suck my dick, bitch. This constant obsession with other males sucking your dick would make one think that you were gay...wait a second. Gay...ghey....Gheyme?

Because he enjoys smoking? Here's an acedote for you: a man is sitting outside of a restaraunt, having a cigarette. A man walks up to the door, looks at him, and says, "You know, that's going to kill you." The man smoking a cigarette takes a drag, inhales deeply, then says, "I'll have you know that my grandpa lived to be 103." "And he was a smoker?" the other man asks. "No." The smoker replied. "He minded his own fucking business."

Yeah, what the fuck is up with the new name, Banky?

Anything for you, toots.

"Fueled by Satan" is a Tenacious D reference. I don't know what CWM is going for.

Imagine how much JR would cream his jeans if Rhyno formed Evolution, forming a Batista/Rhyno tag team.

REALLY?

But JSYK has street cred. I have street cred? ....news to me. You HAD street cred. You're following CWM...its all gone now. Please. CWM is following me.

But JSYK has street cred. I have street cred? ....news to me.

The only problem with anything involving "springboard" is that it makes him seem like a midcarder. There are no main eventers that springboard. None at all. How about The Franchiser?

Dragon Sleeper Camel Clutch or whatever you call it would be pretty good for Benjamin.