justsoyouknow

I dislike them for being everything that is trendy and popular, all the while being ginormous pussies with no tolerance for alcohol or tobacco whose lives play out like an episode of The Real World. Is that so wrong?

No shirt? Check. Glasses? Check. "Social Butterfly" prop? Check. Blatant homosexual.

Hardly. When I like them, it's because I'm a loser, but when the football team likes them, suddenly it's a school-wide phenomenon.

And you have a photo of him without a shirt....because....?

Two words, four syllables: Ex.Treme.Fire.Ball.

Since when do you go to Carnegie Melon?

I was thinking of getting a barcode tattooed on my left bicep, but at the bottom, where the numbers are, instead of numbers, it'll say "Human"....just a thought. I could tell Metalheads that it's a reference to the Iron Maiden song "The Prisoner" or something. What do you guys think? Specifically IDRM, for some reason I seek his approval.

Random Bitching: What the hell is it with the fucking jocks? All of a sudden they're the biggest Jack Black/Tenacious D/Super Troopers fans on the face of the earth? Fuck you assholes, I've been rocking the D since Sophomore year, been a huge fan of Broken Lizard since back in the day, but suddenly it's cool to like them? Yeah, sit in class and quote them, then laugh maniacally. I remember doing that TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. School of Rock comes out, and suddenly you're huge Jack Black fans? Club Dread comes out, and suddenly you're Broken Lizard fans? You disgust me, you peices of shit. And what the fuck is up with the jocks drinking light beer all of the time? Last weekend a buddy and I went to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and we brought flasks full of Jack Daniels. After the movie we go to this party, and these fuckers are acting shitfaced off of three Bud Lights, while one jock's girlfriend bitches him out for putting on weight, telling him that he needs to, and I quote, "Stop drinking so much." She then claimed that she was no longer attracted to him because he gained like five pounds. Then they bust out the cigars. Not some Cohibas or anything, I'm talking Circle K-purchased Swisher Sweets. They all sit around, puffing away, coughing, the usual. They hand me a cigar and tell me to inhale it because it'll make me "so sick"...so I inhale deeply and not a damn thing happens, because it's a fucking Swisher Sweet, but they all stare at me with amazed looks, because their virgin pink lungs aren't used to being abused like mine are. My name is Jon, and I hate football players.

You're only allowed to say, "Yeah", "Uh Huh", "You feel me?", and "Bad Boy (insert year)", P. Didsy.

Reason four: When you come home drunk, you'll forget it's there and trip over it.

Here's a picture of me at the Hookah bar earlier tonight... Hookah.

I turn 18 on Friday. I expect lots of presents from you bastards.

Hmmm. Well, I never watch Smackdown, but I think I might have to tune in to see the whole "BIG SHOW IS A MONSTER~!" thing they have going on. Plus, I wanna see Angle's sick bump. Good to see that they're finally booking Big Show correctly.

Double post.

Ever since they installed that sarcasm button, everyone wants to use it.

I'm gonna go start a thread where the title is "I'm drinking beer right now," and the first post says, "My name is JaxlMorrison." I don't know if that's making fun of you or Squirtle, though.

Nah, I'm a youngin. That's my problem, too...one of my friends keeps rushing out and getting spur of the moment tattoos, and I'm just like, "What the fuck will I not regret in a couple months?"

For some reason, I don't see a whole lot of American Idol fans going to see Kill Bill.

I give you an F for bragging about it on the internet.

There's lots of stuff in current events that happened a long time ago. Plus I figure that a discussion of the President should belong with all the people that pride themselves on arguing over the President. You won't find those people in General Chat.

I turn eighteen on Friday, so I was thinking about getting a tattoo. The only issues are that A) I can't think of anything, and B) I have a slight phobia of needles. Now I'm sitting at work and I'm incredibly bored, so I figured I'd ask if anyone here had any tattoos. What did you get, when did you get it, do you regret it, and any pictures would be pretty cool. Share, please, so that I can steal one of your ideas and spin it off as my own.

Buh? Bullshit. He's only been bad the past couple of weeks. He did great on "King of the Road", as well as doing a pretty damn good Billy Joel song (well, on the results show, anyway). Elton John week, he sucked, and how the fuck can you expect him to do good on Soul week?

Shouldn't this be in Current Events or something?

My only beef with Fight Club is the ending. If Edward Norton and Brad Pitt were supposedly the same character, why does Norton survive the gunshot, but Pitt doesn't? They do that whole "The gun's not in your hand, it's in my hand...." thing, then Norton shoots himself, and it exits his cheek. But it doesn't exit Tyler's cheek, instead going out the back of his head. If they were supposedly the same person, why didn't it come out Tyler's cheek as well? I posed that question to Rando last night and he went off on a tirade about Norton using mind control to make the bullet come out Tyler's head. The only other thing that bothered me about the movie was that I recognized a couple lines in the movie that were also lyrics from Papa Roach songs...and that should never happen.