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"Hmmm, how can I prove that I'm not Eagan? ......I'VE GOT IT! I'll post unfunny pictures, just like Eagan used to! That'll prove that I'm not Eagan!"

"Telegram for Mr. Mongo!"

Sooooooooooooooo it's ok if you're "joking" about degrading women and killing people? That's what I've been doing wrong all this time.

Really? I could have sworn it was to help sell the PPV.

They should use The Final Countdown by Europe.

I'm touched and honored that you don't want me banned, so I'll agree with you. Ban Cover of Darkness first.

I agree with you on the "army girl" issue. But please, do not wish any other singers well tonight. For tonight belongs to Dean Martin Guy and Dean Martin Guy alone. :::makes homemade sign:::

Truly a msterful stroke in the epic game of wits that is to follow. Worthy adversary... I saulte you. I'd love to engage in a battle of wits, but you're clearly unarmed. That's right. I just quoted Fresh Prince.

Holy fuck, Angle-Plex. That's hilarious. Let's talk about why "Cover of Darkness" should be banned.

Am I the only one that sees the REAL problem here? She left her car running for 45 MINUTES! Cars are expensive.

Mike Tenay...who did commentary with.....THE BRAIN? I kid.

DEAN MARTIN GUY IS ON TONIGHT! EVERYONE WATCH! What do you want to bet that he sings A) Frank Sinatra B) Dean Martin C) Sammy Davis, Jr., then the judges will claim that he "played it safe" with his song choices? Just a hunch.

Which PBP are you?

What is everyone's thoughts on this song? I actually find it to be non-offensive, and it's actually starting to grow on me. Granted, I hate 311 ever since they came out with that awful song "Amber" that everyone loved oh-so-much. But what is everyone's fascination with The Cure as of late? Blink 182 got Robert Smith to sing on "All of This" on their new album, and, surprise, surprise, it's by far the best song on the CD. Hot Hot Heat revels in Cure rip-offery...The Cure are apparently working on a comeback CD... Why has The Cure been on such a roll as-of-late? What are your thoughts on the 311 song?

"Cam the Man" Ok, seriously. How old are you guys?

She must have been ugly. No one narcs on a MILF.

So I guess I'm just imagining the HBO logo at the beginning of the episodes?

Frigid, you seem to know a good deal about serial killers...what, if any, serial killers was Hannibal Lecter based off of? Or was he an actual man? While reading about Chikatilo, I for some reason thought of Lecter.

Oh, no doubt she's a heartless bitch. But they're making it seem like JUST BECAUSE she didn't want to hear a bunch of women complain to her, she's the most evil woman on the face of the earth. And I guarantee that if one of you could finagle $10,000 to pay your mortgage, you'd be celebrating it.

Please. Tell me that you wouldn't pull the same thing if you were in her situation. Why is it alright for "regular" people to work it so that they could possibly get something for nothing, but when someone in a position of power does it, it's suddenly awful? So she didn't want to meet with people...that heartless bitch.

If by "his interpretation", you mean the TWO creative liberties he took in the entire film, then rock on. The rest of the movie is straight from the Bible, and it actually follows the story pretty well. The only things that he added were a scene with Judas and Satan that lasted all of five seconds and a scene during the crucifixion where one of the theif who doubts Jesus is punished. But to claim that this is his "interpretation of the bible" is just asinine. This isn't his take on the events, this movie is based on the events. As they are written.

You could solve this problem by making the girls fill out a sign-in sheet before sex. Have them sign their name, number, the exact time of penetration and the approximate time of orgasm. They'd be much easier to keep track of that way. I think that a standardized bar-code tattoo would be much better. Link that shit up to one of those fancy pen-sized scanners, attach it to a palm pilot, build a database on your palm pilot, match it up so that when you scan the barcode you get all the information about them. That's what I'd do, but I don't have the same problem as you.

Berkowitz actually claimed that he made up the whole "Demon Warrior" story, as well as the "I listened to the dog" story so that he would just go to prison, not be executed. As far as Pogo the Clown is concerned, he would take his victims down into his basement where he would forcibly have anal sex with them, while strangling them with a 2x4. Occassionally he'd branch off and use dildos, baseball bats, various other phallic-shaped objects, but he always made sure that he timed it so that when he climaxed, he would kill them at the exact same second. I've never heard anything about Gacy being linked to "It". Even if "It" was based off of Gacy, why a name like "Pennywise"? Just doesn't make sense to me.

Why would THAT be in a safe?

Yeah, but David Schwimmer isn't.