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Kane's big question is which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Worst twist of fate ever. Lita's taste in clothes gets worse every week.

Since this is my fantasy promotion, I'm running it the way I think it should be. Part of that would be many special news updates on the CWF web page, giving announcements and such. CWF.com News Update • CWF wrestler John Cena has decided not to sign a new contract. He has decidede to explore interests outside of pro wrestling, specifically acting and music. Both parties were mutually satisfied with the decision. Cena would like to thank the fans for their support and CWF for the opportunities they presented him. CWF wishes him the best of luck in the future. • It is now official that at CWF Canadian Stampede, Eddie Guerrero wil defend his newly one United States championship in a rematch against DDP.

Out of all the people who have been let go and asked about the lack of writer idea's, Kanyon answered the best. I don't think the writers are under contract, so you'd think they'd be more willing to shake up the writing team.

This is so 1992ish. Why don't they just repackage Albert as the Shockmaster?

who was given a title by Lance Storm, just like CARL OULETTE

I remember that. Other than that, I don't ever remember Sabu saying anything.

That's the same way I read it. Usually I'll stop reading a trade around an actual issue break, but Watchmen warranted one sitting. I do think part of it was all the hype/praise I heard before I got to reading it, but it was a story worthy of killing an afternoon over.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. Good choice...

Crazy Nights, Hot In The Shade and Revenge are all very good albums. I'm also a huge fan of Asylum (many fans I know aren't), as "Who Wants To Be Lonely" and "Tears Are Falling" are two of my all time favorite KISS songs. The only non make up album I really liked was Revenge. It's a shame that it got released once grunge/alternative became the rage.

Thanks fuckrat, I just spat lemonade all over my computer screen reading that. That has to be the greatest thing I've heard in the WWE folder in months!

Sitting on the bench as much as Fox has, I don't see him "owning" anyone.

who tagged with JOHNNY KASHMERE

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I loved Watchmen. It was just awesome. I do believe that it definitely warrants a few rereads, as there are many subtle things that you may not pick up on the first reading.

I'm wondering what it took David to convince Marvel to do this project.

To me, the whole thing wreaks of suckiness. I'm going to stop bitching until I find out exactly what they are planning on doing.

Hope you liked WM. I'm still trying to figure out the style that I will use to do the shows. THis is going to be a little more straight foward recapping/script style. CWF Weekly TV: Week 1 0f 4 before Canadian Stampede PPV live from Sacramento, CA your hosts are Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan OPENING PROMO: Chris Jericho is in the ring. He talks about how last night he destroyed a legend in the CWF. He talks about how Austin may be fueled by alcohol, but he is fueled by Jerichohol, and how he opened up a recyclable bottle of kick ass. Jericho says the next thing on his agenda is winning the CWF World championship. The crowd seems fired up. OPENING VIDEO MONTAGE BACKSTAGE PROMO: Raven is backstage sitting down and Cyrus stops over to interview him. Typical Raven psycho babble until Randy Orton comes over. Orton says no one cares about Raven anymore. Orton takes responsibility for taking out Foley and how he's a new hardcore icon. Raven gets pissed off and stands up and tells him that he's just a hardcore bitch, and that if he has any conviction to meet him in the ring later that night. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- TAG TEAM MATCH: OWEN HART AND THE BRITISH BULLDOG VS. THE WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM THE MATCH: Match is very quick paced. TWGTT looks very intense, and operating very well as a team. Bulldog/Owen seem to be in a rut, and TWGTT is making them look foolish. All four men in the ring. Haas clotheslines Owen out of the ring, and follows him out. Bulldog tries to pick up Benjamin for the running powerslam, but Benjamin escapes and hits his spin kick on Bulldog for the win.*** WINNERS: TWGTT ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- STEVIE RICHARDS VS. HHH (WITH RIC FLAIR AT RINGSIDE) THE MATCH: This is spawned from the intergender triangle tag match the night before. HHH is basically toying with Stevie who is slightly hanging. Stevie finally mounts some offense and hits the Steviekick out of no where. Stevie goes for the pin, but Flair breaks it up. Stevie goes outside and throws Flair into the ring steps. He goes back in the ring, but HHH is waiting. Kick, wham, and pedigree for the finish.** WINNER: HHH BACKSTAGE PROMO: The nWo is backstage in their lockerroom. Kevin Nash is calling out their two most inneffective members, Justin Credible and X-Pac. He says they have a chance to redeem themselves tonight against Bookdust for the tag titles! ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- BACKSTAGE PROMO: Evolution is in the parking lot. Flair and HHH tell Orton that they have complete confidence that he'll destroy Orton. HHH says that they will get back to him later, and that Stephanie McMahon set up the meeting for them. As Flair and HHH get in the limo, Orton wishes them good luck and hopes they get him. TAG TEAM MATCH: JEFF HARDY AND TOMMY DREAMER VS. DEAN MALENKO AND LANCE STORM THE MATCH: Styles shills the CWF web site's exclusive video coverage of WM. Basically, Malenko was super pissed that Hardy eliminated him in the Cruiser 6-man and attacked him in the back. Match is pretty much a style clash. Dreamer and Storm go to the outside. Malenko and Hardy are your legal men. Hardy hits a jawbreaker, and goes to the top rope for the Swanton. Storm runs back in the ring, AND DROP KICKS HARDY OFF THE TOP ROPE~!!!!! OMG~!!!!! Total spot of the night. Malenko gets up, and Hardy taps out to the Texas Clover leaf. WINNERS: Malenko and Storm BACKSTAGE PROMO: Sting is just getting into the locker room and starts congratulating DDP for winning last night. Kanyon is there as well. Los Guerreros come over and start talking trash about all them, specifically how Jericho is so much better than Sting. A fight almost breaks out, the refs break it up, and GM Randy Savage comes over and says that if they all want to fight so bad, than Sting/DDP/Kanyon can take on Jericho and Los Guerreros in the main event! ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: BOOKDUST VS. JUSTIN CREDIBLE/X-PAC THE MATCH: Complete squash. Bookdust wins. After the match, Hall, Nash, and HBK come down. Nash says he sick and tired of the two of them always messing up. The three of them beat down on Justin Credible, who takes all three of their finishers. Hall picks up the mic, verbally fires Credible, and says that if X-Pac messes up one more time he's next. DUD. BACKSTAGE PROMO: Raven is power walking to the ring, and carrying a chair. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- RAVEN VS. RANDY ORTON THE MATCH: Raven leaves the chair outside. Mostly brawling between the two. Orton is in control Ref gets bumped. Orton goes outside for the chair. Comes back in the ring, swings at Raven who grabs the chair away from him. Raven hits him hard in the stomach with the chair, and Evenflow's him on the chair. WINNER: Raven BACKSTAGE PROMO: Credible is hurt, and walking out of the arena. He runs into Lance Storm and they stare at each other. Credible tries to speak, and Lance cuts him off. Lance reminds him of where the both of them started--in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. He also reminds him of how he's wasting his career and that he can turn things around. ----COMMERICAL BREAK---- PROMO IN THE RING: Bret Hart comes down and reminds the audience that the next PPV, Canadian Stampede will be taking place in Calgary. Bret tells the audience of the importance of Canadians in pro wrestling. He shows a 3 minute musical tribute to Canadian wrestlers. Bret says that it's only fair that if their is a US title, that there should be a Canadian title. At Canadian stampede there will be a one night tournament to crown CWF's first ever Canadian champion. The tournament will be open to all wrestlers who were trained in Canada. Chris Benoit's theme plays and he comes down to ringside. Benoit announces that he is entering the tournament. Bret than says that the other part of his announcement that he was enterintg as well. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- MAIN EVENT SIX MAN TAG MATCH: STING/DDP/KANYON VS. CHRIS JERICHO/LOS GUERREROS THE MATCH: Starts off with Kanyon and Eddie. Lots of counters, tagging in of partners, and such. Neither team can get the advantage. Sting and Jericho are both tagged in and they start brawling. Both wind up outside; Kanoyn, DDP, and Los Guerreros follow. Referee counts to 10, and the match is no-contest due to double count out. GM Randy Savage is standing at the entrance way and says that there is still 15 minutes left of TV time, so when they get back DDP will defend his US Title against Eddie Guerrero. Sting, Kanyon, Jericho, and Chavo will all be banned from ringside. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- US CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: DDP VS. EDDIE GUERRERO THE MATCH: Lots of brawling at first with DDP in command. Eddie hits a hunancanrana and take over. Eddie is getting much quicker and technical, and DDP is in trouble. Eddie hits a brainbuster and goes to the top rope for the Frog Splash. He hits it, goes for the count, and DDP gets his foot on the rope! The match continues! Eddie is putting a beat down on DDP, working the legs/hips. Eddie goes up to the top rope again, but DDP gets up! Eddie misses. DDP throws Eddie off the rope, and catches him with the flap jack. DDP gets a diamondcutter, goes for the pin, but Eddie gets a foot on the rope! DDP is majorly pissed and picks up Eddie. He motions for the diamondcutter, but Eddie takes DDP down with a hunancanrana. Eddie slaps on the El Paso Laso, DDP taps out, and we have a new US Champion!!!! ---------------------- Well that's the end of the show. Feedback appreciated. I'd like your comments/guesses on who HHH and Flair left to go meet up with. I know who it is, but I'm open to suggestions and such.

from newsarama.com PETER DAVID GETS HIS (MULTIPLE) MEN This weekend's Motor City Con provided one answer for those wondering what Peter David’s future holds. According to the writer, one of his upcoming Marvel projects will star Jamie Madrox, aka, the Multiple Man. In regard to David’s comments that the character was a mutant whith whom he’d had some familiarity, Madrox was a member of X-Factor while David was writing the book, circa 1991-1993. For those not familiar with the character, the name is the power. Madrox can create duplicates of himself when struck, turning him into a functioning one-man army. Having first appeared in Giant-Sized Fantastic Four #4, the character remained in the periphery of the X-Universe for years, and was a research assistant for Dr. Moria McTaggart, Professor X’s colleague in Scotland. The character moved to the X-Factor team when David took over the series, and David’s characterization of Madrox was fairly straightforward (well, as straightforward as a multiple man can be) during his tenure on X-Factor. However, after David’s departure from the series, things weren’t so pretty…or straightforward. The Legacy Virus, death of the “prime” Madrox and survival of a duplicate, the X-Corps, covert ops with Forge, and action on Genosha followed…and saying that the character could do with some streamlining is an understatement. According to David, speaking at a panel at noon on Saturday, the project will be a five-issue miniseries called Madrox, which will also include Strong Guy (Again, from David’s X-Factor tenure), and Rahne Sinclair (Wolfsbane from X-Force, New Mutants (old and new) as supporting characters. David described the feel of the series as being along the lines of a crime noir detective story in the ghettos of Mutant Town. If the five issue mini does well, David plans to lobby for an ongoing Madrox series. The artist on the series will be Pablo Raimond -------------- It seems like it could be interesting, but they'd be insane to do a regular series. I 'm more interested in the fact that Strong Guy is going to be in this!

Kiss took music merchandising to new heights. All acts since can't even touch them in that area.

Because my parents always belittled me for watching wrestling, they would be mean and tell me its fake and stupid since I started regularly watching it in 91. I personally started realizing it was fake when I'd see people getting gimmick/character changes. In 1996 or 1997, I went online the first time ever, read my first dirtsheet, realized what those mini shoot comments in ECW were and never looked back.

Once the series bombs with Hal, they'll just kill off the title for a few ears. They can't re-kill Hal, as that would admit to total failure.

That's the spirit. Now that the Spurs are out, I will hop aboard the Indiana bandwagon. Go Pacers! Welcome aboard. It's been a long, lonely ride... I like the Pacers, too. And I'm greatful for all th amazing moments that Reggie Miller has brought us. However, my desire to see Malone and Payton win is greater than seeing Reggie get a ring.

WRESTLEMANIA XX live from Los Angeles, CA your hosts are Joey Styles and Bobby Heenana Styles: Welcome everyone in La la land to WM XX Heenan: Why are you excited and isn't it past your bed time? WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT INTERGENDER TAG MATCH: STEPHANIE MCMAHON/HHH vs. JAZZ/MARK HENRY vs. VICTORIA©/STEVIE RICHARDS THE HISTORY: Originally, this was supposed to be Victoria/Jazz. After Stephanie wound up getting a victory over fellow non wrestler Torrie Wilson, she got a big head and begged her father, the co-GM to book an interegender tag for the title, and chose her on again/off again fiance HHH to be her partner. This way he would carry her through the match and through the title. HHH agreed, as he knew it would wind up benefitting him later. THE MATCH: All the bumping was done by our faces in peril Stevie and Victoria, and Jazz and HHH were the most dominant in the match. Match ended with HHH pedigreeing Victoria and Steph getting the pin. DUD. After the match, HHH came back to the ring and attacked Stevie who was tending to his injured partner. WINNER: Stephanie McMahon and new champion. GRUDGE MATCH: THE ROCK VS. ROB VAN DAM THE HISTORY: RVD one the CWF World Championship from the Rock, as well as there rematch. The Rock has been angered by this and how everyone has been saying the Rock can't beat Rob Van Dam. RVD takes the challenge, and says that he's going to smoke Rocky at WM. THE MATCH: Rocky dominates early in the match and completely obliterates RVD. Rock is getting MAJOR heel heet, and RVD is totally unsuccesful at mounting any awesome. Rock goes for the People's Elbow, but RVD get's out of the way. RVD starts to mount a comeback, but gets caught with the Rock Bottom. ** WINNER: The Rock. Rock gets booed after the match and RVD starts to get up. Both stare down. Rock extends his hand and RVD accepts. Crowd gets happy and a split "Rocky" and "RVD" chant is heard. Heenan: I would have Rock Bottomed him or something. I wouldn't have shook his hand. Van Dam cost him the big one. Hell, I would have had One Man Gang come down and 747 splash him. Styles: That's a good plan. But OMG DOESN'T work here anymore! Heenan: Well he should. TAG TEAM MATCH: CACTUS JACK AND MAVEN VS. RIC FLAIR AND RANDY ORTON Heenan: Did you know that Flair one the first CWF World Title at the very first Wrestlemania? I was there that night. It was amazing. Styles: I knew that. You called the match. It was a classic. Heenan: How would you know? You were just a little kid then. You propably thought back than that girls are icky. You propably still do. THE HISTORY: Cactus has been feuding with all three members of Evolution, but now mostly Flair and Orton. GM Randy Savage says that since Flair and Orton can't decide who wants to face Cactus at WM, then they both will face him and who ever he chooses. Rumors fly around as to who it is, and Cactus revealed his choice on the last TV show before WM: Cactus Jack: There have been rumors all over the place as to who I will pick to be my partner, who is crazy enough to get in the ring with me against Evolution. I've been thinking about picking Hayabusa, cause I read in the dirtsheets that he's planning a tour of the States. I could pick my good friend Mikey Whipwreck, even though he'll poop himself thinking about going against Flair. I could pick my mentor and best friend Terry Funk. We all know how much he hates Flair. But I'm not. You see, Randy Orton is nothing but a leech. He's sucking off the greatness of Flair. Riding his coattails, and getting an opportunity that he doesn't deserve. So I've decided I'm going to give someone an opportunity. My partner is Maven! THE MATCH: Standard tag match, with Jack and Flair doing most of the bumping. Both really make Orton and Maven look better than they are. Flair gets a lot of face reactions, for some reason. Match starts to finish with all four men in the ring. Cactus and Orton are legal. Orton goes for the RKO. Cactus blocks, and Orton submits to the mandible claw. WINNERS: Cactus Jack and Maven BACKSTAGE: Camera crew catches CWF world champion Sting walking into the building. He looks very determined and angry. CHRIS BENOIT VS. BROCK LESNAR THE HISTORY: Benoit elmiminate Brock at the Royal Rumble cleanly. Brock took exception to that, and came back later in the Rumble when it was down to the final four to F5 Benoit out of the ring, thus injuring him and taking him out of the Rumble. Brock has been dodging an angry Benoit sinc. THE MATCH: Very fast paced and aggressive betweeen the two. Lots of wrestling and counterholds. Brock botches a powerbomb in the middle of the match, and Benoit starts stiffing Brock. Benoit locks the Crippler crossface for the win. *** WINNER: Chris Benoit BACKSTAGE: Cactus Jack and Maven are celebrating in the venue's food court. All three members of Evolution run in and start attacking them. Cactus Jack is being slaughterd and thrown through a popcorn machine! Severe heel beatdown, Cactus is bloodied, and no one comes to their rescue. An angry HHH tells them to get out, and they leave. Styles: I can't believe they just did that. Evolution proved how selfish they are. That was uncalled for. Heenan: But they taught all the kids watching an important lesson! Styles: And what would that be? Heenan: What happens when your not fair to Flair. UNITED STATES TITLE: TAZZ© VS. DDP THE HISTORY: What started as a little rivalry between the NY and NJ residents turned out into a big feud. DDP challenged Tazz for the title, and Tazz agreed. THE MATCH: Lots of brawling. DDP escapes the Tazzmission a few times. Tazz goes off the ropes for a big clothesline, but DDP hits him with his cyclone punch. DDP hits the Diamond Cutter to win.** WINNER: DDP CHRIS JERICHO VS. STEVE AUSTIN THE HISTORY: This match is all about bragging rights. Jericho verbally taunts Austin for a few weeks about being washed up and a has been. Austing challenges him for a WM match. THE MATCH: It went for twenty minutes. Lots of false finishes, and both men brought their working boots. Jericho goes for the Lionsualt, but Austin gets his knees up. Austin gets the stunner, but Jericho gets his leg on the ropes. Austin goes for a Thesz Press, but Jericho gets out of the way. Austin taps out to the walls of Jericho. *** THE WINNER: Chris Jericho 6 MAN ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE: CHAVO GUERRERO © VS. REY MYSTERIO VS. JUSHIN LIGER VS. BILLY KIDMAN VS. JEFF HARDY VS. DEAN MALENKO THE HISTORY: Chavo has defended his title like a total heel, and gets cheap victories over Rey, Liger, Kidman, and Hardy. Hardy convinces Malenko to return to wrestling, and Malenko starts mentoring him. THE MATCH: Kidman taps out to Malenko's Texas Clover Leaf. Hardy pins Malenko after hitting the Swanton. Malenko is VERY ANGRY and doesn't leave ringside. He trips up Hardy, and Rey pins him with a victory roll. Rey pins Liger with the West Coast Pop. Chavo cleanly wins, after hitting Rey with a Tornado DDT. **** BACKSTAGE: Cyrus tries to interview Kane, but he says nothing. Cyrus gets freaked out and leaves. LEGION OF DOOM VS. EDGE AND CHRISTIAN THE HISTORY: LOD return to CWF and start bragging about all the titles they've held. Christian interrupts and reminds them of his accomplishments. Edge saves Xian from a beatdown, even though he can't stand his brother. However, he weill team with him for one night only to find out who is better. THE MATCH: LOD sells nothing. Xian and Edge get their asses kicked, and get Doomsday Deviced. Edge gets the upset after a quick spear to Animal. ** WINNERS: Edge and Christian. WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE TABLE MATCH: BOOKDUST © vs. THE DUDLEY BOYS THE HISTORY: Not much and kind of rushed. Dudleys get a title shot and Bookdust decide to make it a table match. THE MATCH: DUD. Dudleys mount no offensee and both get put through tables. Crowd boos the very short match WINNERS: BOOKDUST THREE WAY DANCE: HULK HOGAN VS. RANDY SAVAGE VS. ULTIMATE WARRIOR THE HISTORY: This match was an offshoot of the ongoing Hogan/Savage/Vince feud. Vince announces that he is going to bring in the one person who he KNOWS can take the two fo them out once and for all. The Ultimate Warrior comes out to a huge pop. Warrior promised to bring the powers of destructocicity to WM and on Hogan and Savage. But first to Vince. The crowd went INSANE as he hit the Ultimate Slam/Splash combo on vince. THE MATCH: Savage and Hogan can't stop the Warrior! Nothing they do can hold him down. Warrior wins after Ultimate Slam/Splashing both of them, but decides to get the pin on Hogan. *** Crowd very hot during this match. SIX MAN ELIMINATION TAG MATCH: TEAM ANGLE (KURT ANGLE AND THE WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM) VS. THE HART FOUNDATION (BRET HART, OWEN HART, BRITISH BULLDOG) THE HISTORY: Offshoot of the ongoing Bret/Angle Canada vs. US feud that had been preoccupying the US Title Scene. THE MATCH: Lots of great wrestling and false finishes. All six men bust out moves that they don't usually do, borrowing of each other's signature spots and the true show stealer of the night. Shelton eliminated Bulldog with a wicked spin kick. Owen eliminates Shelton with a Sharpshooter. Bret reverses the Haas of Pain and reverses it and Haas taps out to the Sharpshooter. Angle makes Owen tap out to the Ankle Lock. It's left with Bret and Kurt, and a phenomenal 10 minute sequence of hold/counterhold and chain wrestling. Kurt makes Bret tap to the Anklelock. ***** FIVE MAN SHOWDOWN FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: STING© VS. KANE VS. UNDERTAKER VS. JOHN CENA VS. BILL GOLDBERG THE HISTORY: Kane won the Royal Rumble, so it should have been Kane vs. Sting. However, things get interesting. Undertaker gets a pin over Kane and proclaims himself the #1 contender. Goldberg does the same after pinning both Taker and Kane. Cena calls out Sting, who is being a cowardly face and only keeping his title via intentional DQ's and cheating. Cena winds up getting a clean non-title pin over Sting and 3 DQ victories as well. Cena says he should be the champ. GM's Savage and Vince realize this is all too confusing to sort out, so the five can fight it out to find out who the real champion is. THE MATCH: Suprisingly works, but only two or three men in the ring at the same time, kinda like in the TLC matches. Crowd is into it, lots of pinfalls get interrupted, and the crowd is 50/50 behind Goldberg and Cena. On the outside, Goldberg jackhammers Cena. In the ring it's just Sting, Taker, and Kane. Taker hits the last ride on Kane. Sting hits a low blow on Taker to take him down, and Sting makes him tap out with the Scorpion Leg Lock. ***. THE WINNER: Sting. The crowd boos the cheap victory from Sting. Styles: I can't believe Sting. He gets out again with the title, just barely. Someone's going to get him. Sting was taken to the limit by all four men in that match. He's a punk. Heenan: It doesn't matter what you think. Sting doesn't care what the little Stingers think. He doesn't care about what the humanoids think. Sting is a man posessed. He'll do whatever it takes to be champion.

I know, I've just started REALLY liking the last couple non-makeup albums.