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Vick had a water bottle with a secret compartment in the airport. Whether or not he was using the water bottle as a makeshift bong is a debatable point; I think it was just used for storage, and they didn't actually find any pot on him.

Poring over all of these senselessly bumped old threads has really provided me with some solace in a difficult time, as I've been suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder following a tasering incident at my local library. You guys are awesome! Keep helping me relive all of this useless crap!

Yeah, that crowd was something else. Someone should kill their pets. I mean, they booed the goddamn head of the Humane Society for so much as suggesting that this what Vick did was, y'know, wrong. And the question towards the end comparing Vick's offense to Belichick's got a lot more credit than it deserved. There's just no comparison between the two.

Is it just me, or do my Bucs suddenly have the best QB in our division? I'm referring to Bruce Gradkowski, of course.

Anyone else see Vince Young having the same career trajectory as Mike Vick, but without all the dogfighting stuff? I'm just not sold on the guy as an NFL quarterback.

Yeah, and Holland-Dozier-Holland were just one of many songwriters/songwriting teams responsible for Motown songs. The Jackson 5 have three amazing singles ("I Want You Back," "ABC," "The Love You Save") and then a whole lot of nothing.

The title track is superb. The "Sweet Thing" suite is sweet. "Rock and Roll With Me" and "The Sequel to the 'Theme from Shaft'" are low points, but "Big Brother" is a great song. It's not my favorite Bowie album, but I'd definitely put it above Aladdin Sane and The Man Who Sold the World. Probably Young Americans, too.

Keyshawn says that Indianapolis playing a close game with Houston yesterday indicates that they couldn't possibly hang with Dallas or New England. Cancel the season! Let's play the Super Bowl tomorrow!

What completely irrelevant historical tidbit will ESPN talk about more tonight: The USC-Texas Rose Bowl connection with Bush and Young or the (roughly) one year anniversary of the Superdome reopening?

There's no reason not to pull him, at this point. He's doing the team way more harm than good.

You know, Pittsburgh wore some hideous yellow throwback uniforms last week, too. I can only conclude that the NFL is preparing us for the inevitable Tampa Bay throwback Sunday.

I liked being assured that Soulja Boy has gotten nowhere near Doug Flutie's iPod, by the way.

Come to think of it, there weren't any taser-wielding police officers in any of my community college public speaking courses. I could have been heckled!

You're said it, bro. What ever happened to a good old-fashioned ass whomping?

I just realized that I rated Houston over Jacksonville and Tennessee. Is it the black quarterbacks? Am I part of the problem?

I don't like their chances against Indy this week without Andre Johnson. So far, I'd say they look like the second best team in their division.

But where's the outcry from the white leadership, y'know? Can we get a MoveOn press release decrying this heinous act of bro tasering?

I like that one better, but I believe the exact quote was "Don't tase me, bro!"

Robert Englund.

Now available.

Yeah, this is my mistake. It was actually Koko B. Ware's bird (aka Mr. Bird) that died, not Koko himself. Still, that bird had some pretty memorable moments. Who could forget his WrestleMania IX bout with The Undertaker's vulture (aka Mr. Vulture)? Meltzer gave it three stars, as I recall.

#52. Koko B. Ware's passing hasn't gotten nearly the attention that Chris Benoit's has. Doesn't anyone remember High Energy's feud with The Headshrinkers? That's why I got into this business in the first place.

Speaking as someone who's had a couple of abortions, I don't think it's gone all that bad.

But we've gotten completely off-topic, you and I. You know what I don't like about the WWE folder? Not enough praise for THE GREAT KHALI. That guy is a whole lot of something. Didn't he kill a guy, though?