Nighthawk

He pretty much openly acknowledges that he's just fucking around. I don't think he's under the impression he's working anybody. And, while there's absolutely nothing wrong with calling someone a nigger, spic is not nearly as bad as that, and fag is not nearly as bad as spic. Republican, on the other hand...

Yeah, I don't like it either. Looks like the Violator.

The title was also suggested as the name of my first comedy special.

For one, rats are kept more as food than pets, and as such, vets don't get too many rats. I'd expect the vet to at most prescribe the rat some painkillers while he dies. But life expectancy is more important. Rats only live a few years. Your rat was almost two years old, and it was his time to go. Sure, take a rat to the vet if you want, but if he's just old and dying, let him die. To use the cats and dogs analogy, I've known some people with really old cats. They get so tired and frail you can't hardly pick them up without feeling like you're going to break them. If that cat's going to die, let him die.

Take a rat to the vet? What's the matter with you?

Saw Diary of the Dead. Pretty fucking stellar. Theater was unfortunately only half full , even though this is the first day of a limited release. Support it!

Nope. Even though I'm off meat for now, I'd be fine compromising for some crazy new product, and when I read that opening line I was like "Yeah, I'm going to try it." But I'll tell you what I'm going to do... I'm not eating that.

Please. I hate TaigaStar like I love Leena. If she really bothered me, I'd just ban her. Which by the way, I could do any time. Nobody would stop me. That'd shut her up.

Strange. Her downward spiral was what made me love her in the first place, but now that I do, I'd be happy for her pulling herself together. I'll always have the memories, if it lasts. I dream about seeing that coming towards me in the pale moonlight.

"You must tell me how one ditches two pounds of coke when that one is on a jet plane. It would be handy information to have. It's like a locked room mystery." The Drawing of the Three I like that one.

Flying J is another classic trucker's one stop. I went there for Thanksgiving dinner once.

You can have it. Leena wants it... but I'm not letting her in until she loses at least 15 pounds.

Be a man, use your hand.

I didn't follow what you were supposed to do at all... but I'll do it. It'll pass the time.

Yeah, sports are for faggots.

I told Leena I was bi-polar and she denied that I was. That dumb bitch has no idea what my mental state is.

Shut up.

I don't get that pages being sticky thing. I mean, who cums on the magazine? Though I suppose you could cum on your hands and then touch the magazine.

By the way, the best ending would have been him slowly walking back to his family's house all through the credits, then when he gets there it explodes.

No. I posted nude pictures of myself for nothing. She doesn't get off that easily. Actually, she does get off pretty easily. I know from experience, if you know what I mean!

I'd call KISS more cock rock than hair metal, but we're really splitting hairs at this point.

Free. I know!

Never been a KISS fan. Their status as cultural icons is interesting, but their music I find too simplistic to be particularly compelling. Decent party rock, but I don't get into it as much as, say, AC/DC. However, I would call myself an Ace Frehley fan, and even occasionally enjoy his solo output. Side note: in my flirtations with playing the bass, about the only song I ever really learned to play was "Strutter". It is probably my favorite KISS song. Although, since I'm a fag, I actually learned from the Donnas version.

I do like Stevens' Illinois album, though, because of the song about Gacy, and the one about one of my hometowns which is pretty small and unnoticed ("Jacksonville").

For by the power of unfamiliarity I may be made unhappy even when someone Whose name once frightened me is not around. A Guide to the Bodhisattva's Way of Life (Please do not construe this book being near me as evidence that I'm some meditating, enlightenment seeking fag)