Nighthawk

Yeah, we actually had this same exchange in that thread. At the original UGS, Banky and I wanted to be mods, and then at the second incarnation, I at least was automatically made one. I miss Banky. Him and his marriage. I just read that entire thread, and I was awesome. This was my rating of myself: And look what I said about Choken One: (He had asked me nicely not to call him Scott.) I also said that El Brujo was to this board what Satan was to the Bible. As it turns out, I really like El Brujo much more now than I did at the time, so I'm impressed I was able to call such an awesome rating when I barely knew the man. I'm just going to sit around and read my old posts for a while. I'm so funny. I love you guys, I really might get that tsm tattoo. But I will think of an alternate explanation for what it means. I'm not an idiot.

And he posted it twice. Awesome. This is my original summary of you: It was actually an ok thread, because I was mostly telling the truth. Here it is. Of note, Jon assures me he will try to "jump out" at me more often, because he thought I didn't like him, but I said no, you just fade into the background. He totally succeeded, as I now think he's great.

At one point. I almost compared you to Jim Norton's character on Lucky Louie, and he was the best character on the show. I insulted you way worse than that in my original ask me what I think of you thread.

You know what's really good? Frozen lemonade. They should sell that at more places. Also, I'm drinking Sunny Delight at the moment. It's the first time I've had it in years, and it is... not as good as I remember. I would never choose this over just drinking actual orange juice. Hawaiian Punch, on the other hand... now that's a delicious unnatural sugar filled beverage, there.

It's time for one of my trademark changes in sexual orientation! I am now... gay for pay.

I honestly don't think I'm in good enough shape to do regular gay porn, but I'm not out of shape enough for fetish gay porn.

I told you, I just copied that from another thread, I had no input in it! If you want me to insult you, just post in the thread. .fazzle I like little whore though. I decided long ago that if I were a girl, I'd be the biggest slut you ever met, doing gang bangs and fucking everyone in sight all the time. And I'd do porn. The reason for this is that I love attention. But since I'm not a girl, I can't... and that's a shame. I have to get attention on my own merits.

say what now? You remind me of me when I was a teenager. So I'm potentially your future, although there will be a slight difference, as Incandenza likes me and doesn't like you. A lot of us superposters have other posters who are like us as kids. Agent has Corey Lazarus (which I also relate to myself a bit), and Kotz has pbone, but the difference is pbone actually is a teenager, and you and Laz are grown men. Still, Laz probably had the best cock that time we were posting nude pictures of ourselves. Is twiztedmind the guy I agreed to marry? I think that says it all. Both the question itself, and the fact that I don't remember. No, I think it was somebody else. That was a really good thread, though, that was the once that I was funny. .twiztedmind gets confused with gay people

He's not dead. Just have him play it old.

I actually really like IHOP. The butter pecan syrup is the best.

.gary floyd wishes he was me so bad he's basically Ed Norton to my Brad Pitt .Cyber Mark Madden is obviously a loser because in pictures of him he doesn't smile and he said he talks in a monotone. How fucking boring. PS. I got fan mail from Finland today. I don't know anyone here from Finland off hand, but it's my favorite country, and I want to personally thank you for caring. I love all of my fans.

I didn't make that list up, it was copied from another thread. Blame them. but .Murmuring Beast is a genius. .Richard ... that's what your mom said! Also, told me he was so pretty he should have been born a little girl, then I found out he was a fat guy. Cheesala... fuck you, I'm not doing it.

Milky was funny once.

Also, I don't think it's appropriate to lament that I was funny once. I mean, in my estimation, I'm as funny now as I ever was. I'm not like a standup comic who has to come up with new material. Whether I'm funny or not is just a matter of how my personality strikes people. But the point is, I don't think my being funny was ever my appeal. I think my unwavering confidence and immersion in certain cultural irregularities made me more of a cultish figure.

.Vanhalen is gay .Muggy Bogues did something gay once. I heard about it.

Well, my rather stupid sexual exploits are starting to catch up with me. I do have an active dating network of nice girls my own age now, but I still keep getting bothered by a married Mexican girl who I used as a sperm dumpster. It's gotten to where I really have to pick one or the other, lifestyle wise.

Since work has slowed down for the next couple weeks, I've been pretty bored. So taking the names from that other thread, this is what I think of all of you. .CWM sickens me. He's a filthy drug dealer. Peddling that poison to young people, he should go to hell. But at least they aren't American young people. .Banky threw his life away getting a college degree in something that does no good. .Nevermortal is a fag because he has long hair .Piss likes cats and is therefore gay. .Tack is fucking terrible. .IDRM is the greatest person ever .Agent lives in a trailer .Slayer is a douche, but sounds like me apparently, so is therefore awesome .Inc went to college until he was 30 .godthedog can't fucking type properly. .Edwin is the only member of the secret board who isn't fucked up. Seriously, I did a drunken Charlie Murphyesque thing there once where I insulted everybody, and I couldn't think of anything for him. He wears glasses. Nerd. .Frigid Soul has completely fucked himself over when it comes to relationships. He knows it, too. .Jerk I don't even know, so he's obviously stupid. .Kotz overcompensates for being gay. .wildpegasus was the king. .CronoT makes me sad, so he should therefore kill himself. .Special K was a great guy. .Hoff is fat. .kkktookmybabyaway really doesn't seem like he would like the Ramones. .Carlito Brigante is a nigger. .Justice I don't fucking know either, so fuck that guy. .Barron scares the hell out of me. .Carnival is likely the second most attractive poster here, after me. .Zack Malibu is the most obviously homosexual guy here. .Marney I only have a sexual interest in, and only because she's gay. .Leena is a sweet girl, but rather dull. .Si82 is stupid and gay. .Rant is pretty awesome, because we once posted a bunch of gay porn and Nazi propaganda on different boards. .Oblivious Heel I was oblivious to. .niskie is more perverted than me. .netslob was awesome, but I still hope he dies, cause it'd be funny.

A thread I started about how many pairs of shoes you own. I had been here years already, though. The funny part is that I'm now up to 22 pairs of shoes.

Stop talking about your personal life.

Yep, he's right, and it was all the work of ME! OH GLORIOUS ME!

Even if it isn't actually a remake but a completely different spin on the Japanese franchise? Unless we're not talking about the Matthew Broderik one and instead are talking about Godzilla 2001 or whatever the hell it is. Dawn of the Dead remake was terrible. No motorcycle gang and no massive redneck bbq where they shot zombies coming up from over the hill. That's some shit...and the ending was terrible too. Are you actually referencing Godzilla 1985? Because that was awesome. Ok, now I'm a pretty big god damn Godzilla fan. That's actually one of my planned leg sleeves, and I'll do fuckin' Mothra and shit, and King Gheedora. I love me some god damn Godzilla. I kicked my father in the head over Godzilla, and I was wearing god damned Airwalks at the time. Godzilla, bitches! Godzilla! And the Dawn of the Dead remake was badass. I still think the opening to that should be the opening to any Rapture movie. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! THE LORD! And all that.

Penn and Teller had an entire episode about it... it's from Corpus... Christi... Texas! Although drinking water from Christ Corpse sounds pretty appealing.

Tim Horton was a hockey player? I had no idea.

Well, for the record, I eat my meals one course at a time as well. I do seriously have OCD, though, to the point where I lock/unlock my door precisely four times when I come home at night. It's fairly severe, to the point where I get laughed at, but not to the point where it disrupts my day to day life. But what I really wanted to talk about was the KFC famous bowls. Because Patton Oswalt has a new album out, I've been thinking about some of his bits, and he has a well known one about those bowls (he's done it on Conan O'Brien and various other public forums). I, for one, like the bowls, even though I barely ever eat at KFC. But the concept of slamming your different food items into mush is established and acceptable, I think. I think this is sort of a childhood regression thing. Bill Cosby has a well worn bit about his daughters combining all their meal items into one. From the 60s. So it's been done. I was raised in tandem by two single parents, and my mother can't cook for shit (plays into why I will fall for any girl who knows how to cook) so most of my time with her was spent eating from restaurants. My father can't cook for shit either, but he would try. And we would once a week have a meal of the leftovers from everything else he made combined and prepared as one insufferable dish. So I'm used to this. However, from my earliest memories, mashed potatoes and corn would be mixed every time I had them together. This also has to do with breakfast burritos. Who thought of that? Just take the eggs, the sausage, the cheese and all, and slam them together and wrap a tortilla around it. That's not a rational dish! But it tastes great. And then put salsa on it. Who thought of that? Just cause it's wrapped in a tortilla doesn't mean it's actually a Mexican dish! It's eggs and sausage and all! But you know what? It tastes great. So that's what KFC should look into... burritos. Takes mashed potatoes and chicken bits and corn and gravy and biscuits and the whole deal... and don't put it in a bowl. Wrap a tortilla around it. Call them Dinner Burritos. It's a great idea and I'm sticking with it.

Ok, I really don't think Psycho was bad at all, it was just pointless. I mean, Vince in drag as the reveal did draw laughter, but he looked funny and everyone already knew it was him, so that couldn't be helped. Godzilla is the worst remake, and I can't be convinced otherwise. 2004 Dawn of the Dead was awesome.