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Also, regarding motivation to dig up a corpse, Satanic rituals is my first guess. Way more Satanists than necrophiliacs, although there's some crossover.

That's stupid. Now they're going to pass a law, just like that bestiality law in Washington after Mr. Hands. I mean, what if somebody puts it in their will that it's ok if people have sex with their corpse? Then it's consensual. I'd actually be incredibly flattered if somebody wanted to.

I didn't hate Vanhalen before, but now I do. He's associated with The Man.

My reaction would likely be "Oh, I guess he's into Jesus. Huh." but I'm a pretty laidback guy. I don't mind listening to Christian music, I'll listen to anything if it sounds good (I've mentioned my interest in hatecore here before), but the best Christian songs are usually from people not typically associated with "Christian music" like Cash, or Prince ("The Cross" is a damn good song). Zao is another Christian group who happen to be really good.

I call a miscarriage.

I don't know about that. I mean, addicts are addicts, and regular people do shit like this all the time. I mean, it's not like Joe Cokehead on Cops was thinking "Well, I really shouldn't be driving... but I can't afford a limo, so I guess I'll have to risk it." Drugs make you do stupid shit no matter who you are. I agree with the other stuff you said, though.

I had a couple things to say about hot dogs. People do tend to think a lot about hot dogs. I've seen like, multiple shows about it on TLC. Now the best hot dogs I ever had were from a place in LA called Cupid's, but they were really expensive. Close second is Nathan's, and I've been to the original one in Coney Island. I like their dogs with the chili peppers on it. The Dodger dogs at Dodger stadium are good too. I don't even like baseball, but whenever I wound up at a game, I had the hot dogs to look forward to. The street vendor dogs in NY are pretty good in a Jetson's food type of way. They're like two biters. I feel like a skinny Asian when I eat those. In that vein, at Krystal (and possibly White Castle, I haven't been to WC in years), they have tiny little chili dogs called Pups, and those are great if you're in the mood for that. There's a chain here called Kasper's while is pretty good, and also a rip off one called Casper's, which is pretty good in it's own right, but not quite as much so. My favorite at Kasper's is the nacho cheese dog. If it's not chili or cheese or peppers or something like that, my standard topping is mustard and onions. I'm one of those guys who gets disgusted by the idea of ketchup on a hot dog. I also do not like relish. I can handle saurkraut, but it's not my favorite. Also, I love corn dogs. The best kind are the hand dipped kind you get at the carnival. I once found the batter to make those at home, and it was great, and I actually never found it again. I even asked at the store, and they said no, they didn't have it anymore and didn't know who would. I also dig the cheese dogs at Hot Dog on a Stick (like a corn dog, but there's just cheese in them). A guy I know works at Hot Dog on a Stick and makes $13 an hour. He's also the kind of guy who enjoys wearing the ridiculous outfit they have to wear. Store bought hot dogs, I usually go for kosher, preferably Hebrew National, but Ball Parks and Oscar Meyer are ok. I don't like Armour hot dogs, I think they taste terrible. They lied to me through song. I hate when people do that. And that's what I think about hot dogs.

"The Only Good Christian Is a Dead Christian" for me, with "Throne of Agony" a close second. Hole is my favorite album though.

I got really pissed off when Thrifty's became Rite Aid. Thrifty's was awesome. It had character, it felt very 70s, and they had great ice cream and cool toys. They even got name dropped in an Aquabats song. Rite Aid is just... a drug store.

Roy Rogers I've actually never even been to, so I couldn't say. Local grocery stores: Safeway, Albertsons, Food Max Southern California (as of years ago): Ralph's, Lucky's, Von's, Food 4 Less (basically the same as Food Max) Tampa: Publix, Winn Dixie, Kash N Karry I have never shopped at a Piggly Wiggly unfortunately.

Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Precisely why I gave up nihilism.

Don't lump Checkers in with Hardees and Carl's, that's a different thing. On the east coast we had Checkers, and on the west coast it's called Ralley's (sticking with the racecar theme, I guess). It's exactly the same too, not even slightly different like Hardees and Carl's. Checkers and Sonics were on the short list of places I liked to go because you could get hot dogs there that didn't taste like crap, like they do at Weinerschnitzle. There are a few decent quick serve hot dog places, but those were the only ones with a drive thru.

Foetus did do a Satanic surf song, at least. It's a really awesome song, too. It's called "Satan Place".

Socrates argued that simple acknowledgement of the fact that he knew absolutely nothing made him more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, Van Halen however, clearly does not know anything. This argument is flawed because by claiming to be more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, even by virtue of acknowledging that you know nothing, is self defeating. It's like winning a humility contest. Which is what Jesus told people to do, try to be the most humble... and not to worry about material possessions. Because if you do these things, you'll get a mansion on a street paved with gold after you die. Nietzsche used to point out these inconsistencies. You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything.

I'm down with that. I don't often get opportunities to use my brutalest of the brutal fuck style, but she'd take it gladly, I'm sure. And we videotape it. Me eating the peppers and scallops, I mean.

I laugh a lot at this. It's like the Patton Oswalt bit. See, that's what happens when you go to Hell. Satan compels you to perform the Chipmunk xmas song forever.

I once told Leena I had a dream about her, but it was a lie.

It doesn't show up here, because there's so few women, but girls are way more vicious to other girls than they are to guys too. Oh, the vitriol I've heard spewed at her from other girls lately. I've even had them viciously turn on me for saying "Leave Lindsay A-Lohan." So that's a cultural thing, not just guys having issues with women.

Apparently it does. Not that great, though.

Jim Norton rips on Bill Burr's grandmother

The Cure (through the 80s only) 1. The Head On the Door 2. Disintegration 3. Pornography 4. Boys Don't Cry 5. Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me 6. Three Imaginary Boys 7. The Top 8. Faith 9. Seventeen Seconds

my ice cream flavors Cherry Garcia Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Chunky Monkey Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Dublin Mudslide Yep, they're all Ben and Jerry's. Lot of people make cookie dough now though.

Aw. The only internet petition I ever cared about (though not enough to sign it) was the one to bring back Lucky Louie. You can't write your congressman about that.

I really want to know the answer to that. Not rhetorical.

Hard liquors: 1. Jim Beam 2. Grey Goose 3. Maker's Mark 4. Bombay Gin 5. Jagermeister Fruit juices: 1. Orange 2. Cranberry 3. Grape 4. Pineapple 5. Grapefruit