Nighthawk

Well I can't argue that this post is in the right place. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, that's important. The label was destroying him. In other news, I might have to just admit I like Blink 182. I had Mtv 2 on, and one of their videos came on. When it was over, I said "Why should I hate them? That video was amusing and the song was catchy and fun." I can't remember which video it was, which of course is their fatal flaw. But no, I like them. My stereotype of a sister will be thrilled.

Perhaps, but it's a bit dishonest. Quite truthfully, I'm gayer in persona than intercourse. I only do something with a man if I'm already doing something and a man happens to be there. More of a metrothug, really.

dick. I'm not dissing the guy, I've just been lead to believe this is literally true. And hey, you do too, UYI, right? So it works on two levels. And so do I, so it's a hat trick.

No, but the time I quit after ten minutes because I wouldn't shave, I actually did say "You can take this job and restaff it."

Think I'll invent a razor with a million blades. It'll be called the Mach A Million, or Maximillian to its friends..

:-(WWWWW (Guy barfing up slim jims)

I've quit shaving. But when I did, I didn't use anything. It cut the hell out of my face, but I didn't really care.

Ironically, I didn't make that picture, but got it from two message board personalities who have the exact same names and personalities as you and I.

Someone is trying to kill me. Fuck pictures, I mean it!

That's not an insult. Can you think of anything that would capture your attention more than sticking your dick in a meatgrinder? Oh my god, you didn't think that comment through.

I went to WDI once, experienced a rush of panic, and decided I couldn't handle it.

Big fan.

Scott Tenorman, easily.

Say "On this day I see clearly everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind On this day its so real to me Everything has come to life Another chance to chase a dream Another chance to feel Chance to feel alive Fear will kill me, all I could be Lift these sorrows Let me breathe, could you set me free Could you set me free On this day I see clearly everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all behind On this day its so real to me Everything has come to life Another chance to chase a dream Another chance to feel Chance to feel alive " if you're gay.

I'm above it. But once, sober, I blacked out, then woke with a hockey mask, butcher knife, and the Halloween theme on headphones standing in a field a mile away from my house. A train came by, and I hallucinated it as a ghost train. Then I walked back home, snuck in my own window, and stabbed the shit out of the bed where I was supposed to be sleeping. I haven't been quite the same since. True story. On an unrelated note, when I get so drunk I don't remember it the next day, people tell me I systematically insult everyone in the room. Like : "You... are... shit! And you... are a stupid asshole! And you..." On from there.

FromBeyondTheGrave goes out with a transexual.

Is this a conscious effort to counteract your image, CanadianChick? If so, perhaps I can interest you in a gang bang with me and the guys. It works like a charm. Did wonders for Marney. She used to be viewed as the second coming of Shirley Temple.

Why is the black man worse than the white man? Because he's a STUPID NIGGER!

Suck, fuck, drunk, and.... Shit!

Martin Luther was a rabid anti-semitic.

Spaceman Spiff straight up dissed Incandenza.

Actually, that's not true, but anyone legalistic enough to apply that to the pledge should know that it refers to God's Hebrew name. "God" isn't really God's name.

Correction... the pepper spray one was decent.

Every joke after mine was old as shit.