Nighthawk

I learned that I want to marry a French woman.

It's deep fried alligator. Tastes mostly like chicken with some fish mixed in. Bit like Mahi Mahi.

I've just watched this on a third plateau DXM trip and it will take me the rest of my life to work through what I learned. Whatever your vice is, I strongly advise you to involve James and the Giant Peach in it.

No, I like Chappelle's Show (moderately), I just thought it was a pretty harsh barb directed towards Spiffy. I'm attracted to Steph cause her dad is rich.

A. I was a fat fuck. I maintained my weight since I posted that until like a month ago, and then I lost like thirty pounds. B. I binged at Olive Garden today. It's ok though. I'm still slimming. C. I'm absolutely faded right now. D. I finally experienced the thing where you watch a movie on drugs and it feels like you're in the movie. E. Why did it have to be Hellraiser? It scared the shit out of me.

Surprise That's what happens when you're smarter than everyone else.

Prince - "When 2 R in Love"

Chappelle's Show is gay.

I don't know what store you shop at. 15 cents for a slice of cheese is outrageous, although in scale with usual fast food prices.

I'll go against the grain and say it's fine. SS is an educational show, not primarily an entertainment show. They should set good examples. Oscar was an antiexample, because they gave him shit about being a grouch. Cookie Monster being a "hero" character, I don't see a problem with tweaking him a bit, although it would have been best not to have a character with an eating disorder in the first place. If you want parents to counteract what SS tells their children, there's no reason for SS to exist.

What? Because they're smiling in the picture? Even Kurt Cobain smiled once in a while. And I think 99.9% is an extremely high estimate. A lot of us are very happy. I'm so happy I can eat dead puppies and shit out christmas morning.

Yeah, so in Die Hard 1 when they shoot out the glass and his feet get cut up, he could have just brushed the glass out of the way with the side of his foot as he went along. I do it all the time if I break something. Or if he wanted to be extra careful, took his shirt off and moved it out of the way with his hands.

I've also tried to spend $2 bills and been told they were fake before, at a video store. Also happened with sacajawea dollars at Taco Bell.

What happened to my second post where I said I sucked my own dick? You ruined the joke!

It sounds like an ad to me. Those western burgers are good though, it's all I'll eat at BK.

Ok, I've decided that while Holy Wood is probably Manson's worst album musically (because it covers old ground and doesn't come off as well the second time around), it's probably his best conceptually. It was probably the most relevant of his concept albums, as opposed to interesting for the sake of interest. For the record, I find Golden Age of Grotesque to be his best musically, and Mechanical Animals my favorite overall, cause it's all about drugs. I also say fuck that Oasis song.

Korn isn't as bad as they say. It's their fans that make it seem that way.

This will be us.

I'll kill you for the Skynyrd mention. I'd do my own most hated classic rock songs, but I don't like so many classic bands it'd be too hard to narrow down. Number one is "Magic Carpet Ride" though. I hate that song.

First you come over to my house, because you're the one that wants the citizenship, then I get down on one knee and give you a ring. We can get married in San Francisco and spend our honeymoon there as well. It's cheaper. We can walk on the beach and take licks from each other's ice cream cones, which is not a metaphor. I have headaches all the time, so I hope you don't want too much sex. We'll live in a loft and start a band.

Ok. I'll marry the shit outta you.

Wait, where are you from? If it's anywhere in the UK, I don't even need a picture.

Pictures are required. Sounds like the kind of guy I'd like, though. I'd marry you as long as you agree that I'm the man.

A lot of people like incest, you know.