Nighthawk

By the way, I do drink beer for the taste. If I want to get drunk I'll drink hard liquor. Beer tastes good. But it is an acquired taste. I'll usually have beers on top of the hard liquor as well, though.

I'm not really friends with game, I haven't talked to him in a year. I thought it was a funny thing to say. See, all my snide comments actually do have a meaning, and Loss is a pretty sharp guy, so I don't think they're going over his head, I think he just takes wrestling too seriously. Like in this one thread, he says that if you cheer for somebody they're not good as a heel, and I said that I've never disliked anyone in wrestling so wrestling as a whole must be a failure. That was just pointing out how ridiculous his statement was. Sure, maybe if we were a bunch of hillbillies who thought it was real he might have a point, but how and why are you suppose to boo somebody that you already know is just playing a role? Are you supposed to boo as a courtesy because you admire their effort? That's the kind of attitude that keeps wrestling unrespectable.

H.R. Funk n' Puff

The break up I previously mentioned has turned me into a womanizer, and I sometimes wonder if I'll ever have a healthy relationship. I desperately want to be honest and I can't do it.

Le Tigre was the name of this Mexican supermarket I used to like to go to.

I'd like to lose 30 or 40 pounds.

I broke up with a girl two or three years ago and never got over it.

His stuff in the 50s was actually pretty good, and like you I don't go in for a lot of that stuff. 60s was bad. 70s was campy.

Beer is pretty cool now that I'm getting the hang of it. I'm gonna get some of that Moosehead tomorrow. I'll have one with dinner, then I'm getting shitfaced on Old Crow and smoking dope for the rest of the night. I'll let you know what I think.

You'd look like a dork, I think, so that's ok. He's not for everyone. It's not the music though, man. That's why it doesn't matter that he didn't write his own songs. He didn't have to. That's why he was awesome.

A friend brought over some Michelob Amber Bock. It tastes really smooth and malty. I like it.

A lame southern gospel singer who couldn't act or write his own songs. He sure was. You clearly understand nothing of the mythos. The fact that he couldn't act was one of the best things about him. Ask Eddie Murphy.

If I was there, I'da smacked the taste out of that viewing audience's mouth.

ok. sorry.

Look what Loss said about me in the general wrestling folder: How many times to I have to say I love wrestling before it sinks in?

You have the worst opinions I've ever listened to.

Oh well THAT makes it okay then. JBL used the Nazi salute. Does that make it cool too? Do you know who Lil Jon is?

No, you were right the first time. Loss hates me personally because I'm close friends with his gay stalker.

Until just now I thought you were talking about Strangers In Paradise. If you've seen that, you'll know how bizarre your comments seemed.

Again? Man, fuck Mos Def. Yeah, he had a couple really good albums, but his grace period is over. And the best jazz guitarists are white. He can deal with that.

I say "puffin' da chronic, boyee!"

I thought it was "FUCK YOU, PAY ME". That would be slightly better. Also, naming Kenny G in "Rock n Roll" didn't really help his message. That's shooting a deer in a cage.

It's legitimately better high, which is not something I say a lot.

By the time Elvis was shooting tvs and hanging out with the Memphis Mafia, he was fucking amazing, as a persona. John Wayne is my god and Elvis Presley is my Jesus.

Not really. He's one of those types who will fawn all over whatever the last movie they watched is, and act like they're some magnificent film critic because they were moved to tears by Gladiator or whatever. "Nine thumbs up!"