Nighthawk

It's hard to judge something from a culture you've never experienced, compared with one you have.

Hey, Agent, I think you should ban him for that.

It put me to sleep, and I mean that as a compliment.

Neither Bush are really from the south. W plays like he is, H didn't, really. He was just looking for oil.

I didn't actually go to my graduation so I don't know what it was. I always thought it should be something upbeat, not this sad stuff. Like "See You Later, Alligator". Our mascot was Gators, so that would have worked.

So anyway, instead of having you reply and then explaining further (I tend to do that for dramatic effect, but I'm trying to cut down) I'll do it now. Taking a franchise into space has been done many, many times, with everything from Bugs Bunny to the Muppets to Emmanuelle. If you want to narrow it down so much that a horror film in space has to be a direct imitation of Leprechaun, you should know that Hellraiser was in space that year as well, and Critters had done it five years previous. Interesting side note, Leprechaun, Hellraiser and Critters were all in space in their fourth movie.

Seeing as they can't counter standing aerial moves, I find it an ok tactic to hit them with them over and over. If you climb, they'll usually hit you out of it or move out of the way. It's not the greatest thing in the world though, no.

Yes, but I can't brag about it. Except here.

High school in California was 2Pac on headphones and porn magazines behind the books and getting to call people nigga even though I'm white. High school in Florida was meth and shoplifting and painting my face for sex with girls who slit their wrists for attention. Both cultures I can never truly experience again. It was ok, but I don't really care about it. So, no I don't wish it, but it's no fault of the experience.

If by stupid, you mean funny, then you're right.

I checked and it's in Death Scenes 2, which I haven't seen. The first Death Scenes (hosted by Anton Lavey) I remember being mostly still photographs so that might be what it is. I know I've seen it before somewhere... might have been on tv even. I don't think it's too graphic.

I think I'll take down my Dead posters re: Dawn of and Evil. They've become too expected. I'll get a couple more gangster movies in their stead and continue that motif.

Actually, I think Andy Dick should be Rorshach, because he's fascinatingly ugly.

The kids only sing on the choruses, you should know.

How sad is it when you steal an idea from the Leprachaun series for a film? Yeah, nobody was ever in space before that. I hear NASA still pays them royalties. Anyway, Jason the movies, like Jason the character, can never die. Just keep rehashing and redoing until you have Jason LVII: Jason's Baby at the River Styx, it doesn't matter. That's the appeal.

That actually does make a big difference.

He'd fuck it up. I like both sides of this deal, but it's not good for either of them.

On the other hand, if you learn to play an instrument you can be in my band. When we break into our banjo-led country rendition of "I Think We're Alone Now" there'll be no questions as to where your loyaties lie.

Ok, hipster. Stay away from checkered pants at all costs then.

A true goth is one who refuses to acknowledge that anyone else is goth.

Oh hell no. You're my boy and all, but hell no. I'm afraid you're going to have to wear a different style of glasses then.

You're a hipster in training, you know. By the way, we ought to get rid of the scenester classification. They're not what we call them. Andy Warhol and David Bowie were scenesters.

In the eighth grade I parted my hair in the middle and dyed half of it white and the other black.