Nighthawk

Strider, bitch. Would be Matrixy, but much better.

This culture has made people soft. We're afraid of some pussy shit, for sure. Personally... going into a Hot Topic store makes me nervous and itchy.

You don't have to post just because someone referenced something you said, you know.

Wait, you wrote that or Jim Morrison did?

I was never a poetry fan.

His name wasn't Joey Tanner for chrissakes! And he wasn't anybody's uncle.

What, from Full House? It was Gladstone.

Corin Nemec and Tibor Takács! I do have something to do but now I wish I didn't.

Buuuuulllllssshhhhiiiiitttt

You calling your hero a fag?

Write me some poetry, tough guy.

Hey, I know how it is. I have a bachelor of basket weaving. People are always giving me shit, but something's gotta send my kids to the dentist.

I didn't really watch those movies, that was a joke. Yesterday, in the late afternoon I watched Friday the 13th V. I did a bunch of stuff after that, but when I fell asleep I dreamt all night about Jason chasing me. We were in a dreamland version of the UC Berkeley campus, but there was no one else around. I kept running these very elaborate escape routes where there was no way he could follow me, but he always did. I wasn't really scared, but it was like "Jesus Christ, how is he doing this?!"

Ok, but he also has song titles such as ".55278037732581", "Bucephalus Bouncing Ball", and "Bu Bu Bu Ba". Not bad, but I've changed my mind, I think it's kid606. "Chart Topping Radio Hit" "Damn I'm Hard" "Luke Vibert Can Kiss My Indie-Punk Whiteboy Ass" "Yr Inside the Smallest Rave On Earth" "Cex Remix I Forgot to Finish" "Ass Scratch Beaver" "Phat With a PHD" "Kiddy Needs A New Pair of Laptops" "It'll Take Millions In Plastic Surgery to Make Me Black" Now those are some kick ass song titles.

Not cool, guys.

I watched Faces of Death today, and then Garbage Pail Kids right after. I was more disturbed by the latter.

They hardly invented that. I never said they did. Geez, shut up. Yes you did.

It's H.R. Funk N' Puff. Some of them do represent endorsement. Some of them are parody. Some are non sequitur. Currently, I'm expressing my appreciation of the banjo. This was the most interesting picture I could find. I've never heard this fellow play, he may be good, he may not be, so I do not comment on that.

Ok, it's Aphex Twin, if only for the songs on Druqks apparently being named by randomly tapping the keyboard with his eyes closed.

Hm... I expected such a response. Songs titles like that, I think, are a niche group. And they're not particularly hard to come up with. I don't think it's Coltrane, either. I don't know who it is.

Jim's muse was the drink. Which is in the poetic tradition, indeed.

Family Matters is also guilty of this. I can understand Urkel getting pops, but when Carl and Eddie were getting it, yeesh. The earliest I remember was Happy Days. Like the others, literally every single recurring character would get it, including Tom Bosley. There are many eerie similarities between Happy Days and Family Matters. Both spin offs. Both had supporting character take over the show. The father figures were similar (blustery, overweight, overwhelmed, etc). Both had a sibling inexplicably disappear. The appleause thing. There's more I can't remember, I haven't been reminded of this in a while.

Jesus, you spelled Sam Kinison wrong. Anyway, he's the answer. He's iconic and funny. Can't beat it.

You probably don't know my style yet, so I'll inform you that my signatures in no way represent endorsement. The banjo is a superior instrument. Tool remains suck.

Fuck Tool.