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Yeah, it seems like the kind of thing I might dig. I'll probably make Jazz From Hell my fourth Zappa album after the two general and one specific recommendations.

I think one second is faster than 25 minutes.

I beat it in one second.

Worse was the one where he swings his leg over the guy's chest. I was never clear on it, but it always sounded like they were calling it the Hog Log. That's so bad I must be hearing it wrong.

Didn't mind it, myself, though I don't generally read about that stuff on the internet, nor read similar books. A little breezy.

Let me help you out then, because he's really good when he's good, but he's wildly uneven and a good deal of his stuff isn't worth it. KKKill the Fetus and Judgement Day, vol. 1 are his best albums. For most people I'd say just get those and leave it at that, but since you're into that scene you should be happy with Judgement Day, vol. 2 (not even close to as good as vol. 1) and Closed Casket. Beyond that, you're taking your chances. I personally really like Mail Dominance but most people don't. I like it because it's totally different from his usual stuff, which I suppose is most people's problem with it. All the Natas albums are good too, except Multikillionaire, feel free to skip that one, and I haven't heard Godlike.

Not where I was. $3.00 if you go to the good places, $3.50 most everywhere.

I can. Can't ride a bike either.

Wow, I would think you'd HATE the Grudge. No, by great, I meant what I said was informative and insightful.

I wear clothes. I wouldn't care much about walking around naked if it wasn't my family I was going to see. Plus if I'm going there, usually at the least my mom is there too. I'm not going nude in those circumstances. Everyone usually wears clothes as a courtesy, except all Gramps can bring himself to wear is speedos and a polo shirt. I've seen them both naked before, though. This is grandma with one tit, by the way.

Go look in that scariest movies thread, I said lots of great stuff about the Grudge. I wouldn't see this, because I hate sequels. Looks like I'm justified again. Good.

No, you can wear clothes if you wish. It's technically what they call clothing optional, but obviously everyone who lives there wants to be naked.

I've posted several pictures of myself. I should get a new one with my new longer hair one of these days.

Was already in the other thread. I thought it dragged on way too long. That style of humor I only find funny in very small doses.

You suck for listening to ICP, and Atmosphere are huge bitches, but I agree with you about Esham. Twiztid's best album was Freek Show (but god, what a name... Freak Show is the most cliche name ever, spelling it different doesn't change it).

I adore Wild Wild West, but it's awful. I also came to like the Matrix quite a bit, but it's because of the Secret Plot That No One But Me Got (well, that and the action). Then again, I haven't watched the new dvds, maybe it's on there. Has to do with Neo being a robot.

S'not his picture at the bottom. I've been told I look like Brad Pitt, which I trumpet a lot, though I admit it was because of Fight Club. I dress somewhat like him in that movie, and had a shaved head for a long time. Tyler Durden is a more accurate comparison than Brad Pitt. I've also heard Wayne Static, and Matthew McConaughey in Reign of Fire.

Y'see, here's the problem with them doing an angle out of it. Edge'd either have to be an asshole about it, which would antagonize things further, or act like he's sorry which would undermine the feud's motivation. I'll admit if they did it, though, I'd tune in again for the first time in I don't know how long.

I can never remember if it's the ones who were or the ones who weren't who like tits more.

Clint Ruin/Lydia Lunch EP Don't Fear the Reaper. I was able to get myself a copy for fifteen bucks, which is good, I've seen them go for as much as fifty. Has covers of the title and "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" as well as two originals. Brilliant stuff, although the titular cover was a bit more straightforward than I expected. No loss though, I love that song.

The Sneetches have really grown on me, very cool mellow stuff.

Here's another fun story about my family, Grandpa (who isn't really, but is actually my grandma's second husband) was an incredibly corrupt psychiatrist. In the 70s and early 80s he lived a very lavish lifestyle, which he funded by charging the state for giving therapy to state employees, which consisted of having them over to his mansion for orgies. When this was found out, he lost all his money and was no longer able to practice psychiatry, so he became a hypnotist. He does pretty with that, but nowhere near what he used to pull in. He and Grandma met when Grandma was changing sheets in the state hospital (real Grandpa drank his money, so they were dirt poor... cool guy though, ex Marine). He was a hotshot young shrink at the time, started banging her. He liked her taste for kinky sex, she liked his money, it worked out well. They live in a nudist colony.

My brother recently played Halo for 26 hours straight. He is the world's biggest loser. I'm gonna kick his ass for being related to me. He's also a fat fuck.

Not quite. Metro was basically straight action, and some might tell you otherwise, but I believe Harlem Nights was truly a drama. His choice to make a crime drama starring himself, Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx was utterly bizarre, and I think accounts for it's less than stellar reputation. People expected it to be funny. Watched as a drama, it's actually pretty good.

Well, of course test audiences would hate that. Don't know why he would expect to get away with it. It's a good idea, though the desire to say "Fuck you." to your audience probably doesn't get you far in that industry. Should have had a director's cut for dvd. I've always wanted to make a movie, pretty straightforward action drama, cop movie maybe, where the hero gets pushed too far, and at about the hour and 15 minute mark we see him get stoked up and he gets all his guns ready and says "Let's shut these assholes down!" and he walks out the door and gets hit by a car. Credits roll. That would rule.