Nighthawk

I'm chewing Excedrin like M&Ms. I should go to the doctor and get something stronger before I develop an immunity (but I won't... I never go to the doctor). Chronic migraines.

I hate the song "Jingle Bell Rock" because it's not rock at all. I hate the way it gets used when they want something traditional but sort of cool. It's as cool as Macualay Culkin in sunglasses. The only thing even remotely approaching it being cooler than regular Jingle Bells is a black guy sings it. On an unrelated note, I was thinking of doing something with "Hey Jude", either a new composition or some sort of remix, and making it "Hey Jew". That made me think of this Chinese cover of "Get Off Of My Cloud" I heard once where they garbled the lyrics as "Hey Jew... Get my car." Pretty funny.

Actually, I haven't heard it in years, but was all Eminem said that Will Smith didn't have to curse to sell records but he did so fuck him and fuck you too? Cause that's not really a dis, you know. That's backhandedly saying Will Smith is better than him. And the fuck you was very general.

He said he made more money than him.

By the way, I met a handful of people from where you're from and I fucked them in the ass, so thanks for not complaining about the lack of reach around.

What? I got mail today. Actually I got a Marilyn Manson cd in the mail, so it's a double blasphemy.

When has a crawl space ever been used for good? Just stop making them.

You takes your chances there. Dude's covers are wildly eratic. They tend to be either the best thing I've ever heard or absolute shit.

There's only one around here, so it could very well be that one specifically. Like there was this Hardee's in this town I lived in when I was a kid, oh my god it was good. It was just that one though, I can't even hardly eat at Hardee's anymore, it's just a tease of that one.

I went to a Chick-fil-a the other day for the first time in a long time. It wasn't how I remembered it, I probably won't go again. They've really let themselves go.

Hey, that weathermen site had a Foetus shirt. Haven't seen too many of them. That's neat.

DeNiro as the Frankenstein monster. No way is that natural.

You look photoshopped.

Yes, actually. Money is assets in whatever form, cashiers checks, bonds, gold... Cash is physical bank notes. It is the most reliable form of money aside from gold. Cash money means that your money is in the relatively secure form of cash. It's also a not uncommon phrase, I'm surprised you haven't picked up on it.

I thought Matchbox 20 had a song about beating a girl. If they did, they're pretty cool.

I should have noticed this before. JD is soft, OC is hard. It's like the time I shot and ate a coyote. Sure, it tasted disgusting. But I wouldn't have been a man if I didn't eat it.

Because you would have already shot in your pants.

I noticed a Frigid Soul thread in oaoast where he says he has the worst sleep apnea ever recordered and everyone said they were sorry and wished him the best. I considered posting that I hoped it killed him, but I said "Nah, let the poor devil be." He was ok. He never mentioned me when he bitched about the board even though I bring it down way more than those other guys.

No, but there are some guys who pretend to be girls.

Yeah, that's what they give you during childbirth. You want to do a drug for pregnant women, fag.

So I've been listening to some old folk music and some bluegrass, stemming from my interest in the banjo. I'm very impressed, not only with the banjo work, but the genre as a whole. It has all the spirit and technique and romance of the blues, and I now have just as much material to explore as I did when I first got into blues. Even though this is country in it's extreme infancy, I would now say I enjoy too many elements of country for it to be a style I don't like. I now officially like everything.

I was all prepared to say he was better now when you compared him to a boy band, but you're right, that's bad.

Marsellus' soul.

Jihad.

Doesn't that seem a little outdated? I mean, it's not 1996 anymore. Angst hasn't progressed at all?