Nighthawk

As does punctuation, apparently.

Nothing this year has blown me away. I haven't heard this new Residents album, however. I'm also lighting a candle for the new Will Smith album.

Supposedly a prophet, son of Mormon, who appeared to Jospeh Smith as an angel to guide him to the golden plates.

It's a simple equation. Matter exists. In order for atheism to be correct, matter came from nothing. That's spontaneous generation, disproved 150 years ago. Therefore, either there is or was at some time, a god, or, the universe always existed. Neither is less likely than the other, however, an atheistic view is what I would call a willfully stolid view. Atheism removes any responsibility (obviously what we would prefer) so it's the conclusion jumped to. It's a view which presupposes intellectualism, but is, at it's core, a primal view, in that it is adhered to for personal gain. There isn't any rationality behind it, yet it claims to be the very embodiment of rationality. A bit heady, I know. Too heady for old Slayer, apparently.

They didn't exist. According to tradition, however, he gave them back to Moroni.

Then amend "original" to "famous". While, I'm talking about it... "I Put A Spell On You" is, I think, Manson's best cover. That's one of the more covered songs I know, and I think I like his version the best, his and Diamanda Galas'.

19 pages...ugh Well, it is a very deep subject. If it helps the first part was mostly Old Testament, so it's in the second half. In short, Jesus' arrival on Earth is the center of existence. Not chronologically the center, because, as somebody said, "God didn't write any good plays". This touches on the rather unknowable subject of the purpose of God. I prefer to remain somewhat ambiguous about my personal beliefs, but I will say that I find atheism utterly ludicrous, and that's a shoot. It can be summed up with the simple cliche "God is love" taken to it's natural conclusion, God is the essence of love. God thrives on love, Love is God... and Jesus is the embodiment of God, and therefore, the embodiment of love. Jesus' presence is the manifestation of love, which is why he must have been who he was, as opposed to a prophet. God ("Love") could do no other, by the nature of his being. Religion and specifically Christianity is one of my passions, if you can't tell. I could go another 19 pages on this, but in a nutshell it's God=Love=Jesus.

The Indian visit. Joseph Smith made all that up, hence the white man part, it's exactly the kind of mistake he'd make.

He said it once, actually.

I'm seriously considering using my tax return to buy a banjo. I figure even if worse comes to worst it will help with my (minimal) guitar skills.

Nah, that's Mormon.

Find my thread "The Bible Is Literally True". It's in there.

Well, if you're in the market, here's one you might like:

I think that one could be improved. No way you could fit 6 million bodies worth of ashes in an ash tray. In that spirit, though; What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Actually, my real car has the the trunk caved in, which I guess means I take it up the ass.

My dick is so big I drive a Hot Wheel.

Bionic Redneck. Might have caught on a little. I remember no one saying it except Jim Ross, and Austin had it on his vest a few times maybe. I laughed every time I heard it. Another gem from JR: Booger Red.

Vagina is the funnest word to say in an Australian accent.

I do like his version better than the original, though, and I like the original. That's one of his good covers. By the way, SLTS changing the music business has nothing to do with the quality of the song. Putting change in quotes is also not needed.

Oh, we're doing dead baby jokes? I got a million. What do you get when you stab a baby fifteen times with a butcher knife? A hard-on.

Rant must lack in the penis department. Kotz has the smallest penis here. Agent's not packing either, with that big ass truck.

Do they play soccer there, or baseball?

Couple times. I noticed the Sneetches because they had an album called Starfucker but I looked into them a little more before I got anything. is solely responsible for my introduction to Aphex Twin. I started on Junior Kimbrough thanks to the cover of this compilation: The back cover's even better. That's him in my avatar as well. You can tell that guy knows the blues just by looking at him. Never did get the compilation though. I rarely do, I prefer regular albums.

I bet it hasn't been the same guys all this time.

How is someone going to "sell you" on someone you don't like (or probably won't like if you loathed on of his books)? Granted, I haven't read MAXIMUM BOB so it may be his worst book. Most likely though you're better off staying away from his work. Actually it is his worst book. But that's a very delayed reaction.