Nah... Wal-Mart's cheaper than everybody, that can't be.
Really though, your Tom Sawyeresque plan is entirely too involved. It would be easier to outright steal it.
They should do a secret wars serial killer movie where every serial killer is put on an island and forced to kill each other until only one remains.
Early pick: Chikatilo.
You know, the reason East St. Louis is so bad is because Illinois' welfare payments are higher than Missouri's. I suspect a similar situation in Canada.
Well, at the risk of being redundant, it was preceded by Criminal Minded. Although there wasn't any explicit mention of gangs there, so it does have it's place in history as well.