Nighthawk

Thank god that's a lie.

So you're saying Mick Foley was a great wrestler.

I considered posting that in the drug thread but I think it was mostly the drink.

Last night I dropped X and during sex I demanded that she call me "Powerpill Pacman".

netslob's genitals are very couth

I don't get the "wrapped up like a douche" line in "Blinded By the Light".

Oh, I forgot to say what I did today. I went to a toy expo, and some of the kids from Harry Potter were supposed to be there but they cancelled. I was upset. In the midst of this I wander outside to smoke and who's there but the Maniac Cop. I had my own cigarettes, but I took one of his just to say I did. We talked about drugs and he told me that when he was an actual cop they used to split up the drug busts among themselves. Dude is weirder looking in person than he is in the movies. Smoking and swapping drug stories with this guy: is nearly as good as JAxl getting drunk and making a fool of himself.

I just saw on tv that they're doing a new Kojak with Ving Rhames. I like Ving Rhames, and I don't mind them changing a classic character's race as much as some people, but nobody else can be Kojak. Fuck that.

What "Cripes on Friday" or "do you people go around wondering why Marty DiBergi didn't choose a bigger band than Spinal Tap"?

I don't know why somebody's age would come up when you were meeting somebody's parents. It's never happened to me and I look 4 or 5 years older than I actually am. JAxl's going to be thrilled with this thread when he returns.

Apparently these people.

Me too.

They say if you don't like that, you don't like jazz.

vs vs vs Only one can survive. Fight.

I'm a little turned on by that statement. I'm also downing Jagermeister in anticipation of a wild night of message boarding.

That was reverse psychology, I wanted you to quote the post directly above you again. You're my little dancing monkey.

That sounded like an order.

Stop quoting the post directly above you.

We'll see what Incandenza has to say about this.

The only lie I told was when I said I was your friend.

Ok, but she's fat.

By the way, there's no way to get the large samples Incandenza posted from there.

So? They acted like they didn't know. I'm just the messenger. They could consider that porn if they wanted to split hairs, but you're probably safe. Nobody gets busted for child porn anymore unless you try to set up meetings or pay for it with a credit card.

I am a kinky faggot. But I'm not a one dimensional character. Made me more popular than Banky, anyway. There's still a lot about me you guys don't know.

Today I was in the car with my aunt. Nelly was on... I introduced her to him around the time his first album came out. I'm glad she liked him and all, but this is basically like a 35 year old version of DJ Tanner we're talking about here... I'm really not down with her singing along to "Pimp Juice". So I put on Amerikkka's Most Wanted instead, and she absolutely fell in love with "Gangsta's Fairy Tale". She made me play it like 4 times in a row. It was... strange.