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The place is called Dick's and they serve limp fries?

Those six dollar burgers taste like microwave meat. They'll put four regular patties on it if you ask. As much meat as a six dollar and tastes better.

It's pretty stupid. Enjoyably so, but yeah.

Prince > Avril Lavigne > Hilary Duff

Based in Pagan ritual. It's no coincidence that the two biggest Christian holidays fall on what were Pagan holidays. Some people mention this like it's something bad about Christianity. It was one of the best decisions they ever made.

Then his dog turned on him.

Prince played the drums at a concert I went to. He played everything. Prince is better than Avril Lavigne.

Seriously though, you'd probably run out of ways to make it interesting fairly quickly. Do it monthly if at all. Ok, now I know a column I could do. The Hot Button! where I present the counterpoint for commonly held views and force you to admit that Avril Lavigne is a respectable musician, or that religion makes as much sense as anything else.

fuck yeah, you could pull that off. as long as it was something that could stand on its own and didn't read as "music folder people fucking around with each other on the content site." I think music folder people fucking around with each other on the content site would be better.

She can. That doesn't mean she's good. Most pop stars can't even read music.

Especially when they're all in one big pile in the middle.

She was one of those Hansonesque played it in church deals. I didn't even think she played it professionally at all, but the point is, she knows how. She also, like Hanson and unlike most pop stars, can write songs. Being unoriginal would only be bad if you were trying to be original.

It's the fertility festival.

Guitar.

Eh, a lot of the ones I was going to say are taken. Ok... Trick Daddy - "Down Wit Da South" Spice Girls - "Lady Is A Vamp" (which reminds me, I should have said both "Wannabe" and "Spice Up Your Life" in the openers thread) Marilyn Manson - "Misery Machine"

Grace Jones wore a tie before Annie Lennox. Now there was a time on this board where everyone bashed pop stars and I shut them up single handedly. Don't make me force you to respect Avril Lavigne, cause I'll do it. Her style is in her socks.

Half.

McDonalds (in LA at least) used to have 29 cent hamburger Wednesdays, and 39 cent cheeseburger Sundays. Limit 20, and I could eat that by myself. I was a beast.

McDonalds is the opposite of overpriced. I laugh at your poverty.

Now stop trying.

You're so this, you're that.

That's secret sauce. Which I suspect is ketchup and mayo mixed together, which is almost exactly the same as thousand island.

He's already acknowledged these things.

I think they should wear them around their waists.