Nighthawk

I was the first one to say Oh man, I'm on drugs right now. And I wasn't. I drank the rest of it and still feel nothing. What a rip. I'm going to try it one more time though.

I downed 3/4 of a bottle of Robotussin 3 hours ago and have yet to feel anything. I came to the board just to bitch. I'm gonna go start drinking.

A long time ago I started calling Gilmore Girls "Bitches Who Won't Shut Up". Now it's become so ingrained that when I hear the proper name of the show, it take a moment for me to realize "Oh... they mean Bitches Who Won't Shut Up."

So that explains why netslob is gay and "respects women".

Well why was it Eye in the first place?

I proved the Bible. What have you done?

I like coke, but only when I can snort it off of an erect penis.

You should change your name to Red Hot Thumbtack In The Thigh.

Chris Farley got drunk and called David Spade a no talent hack.

I thought it was George Gershwin. Come to think of it, every Marilyn Manson album has a great closer.

Fit Finlay.

Hey, I have both of those shows on the same tape. Go me.

I accidently ran over your dog. Sorry.

That really is sad. I take no joy in that.

Just not talk about gay shows for fags.

No.

It's my favorite movie.

We were talking about drums. Nobody knows if she's good or bad on guitar.

I am biased towards wrestlers who smoke, anybody who spits mist, Vince McMahon, Jeff Hardy, New Jack, Lawler, Misawa for having ties to the yakuza, Dynamite Kid for being a psychotic asshole and now Lita after hearing what a whore she is. And Vader, I guess, but a lot of people like him. I'm biased against indy wrestlers in general, although it can be overcome, with effort.

I watched Spice World last night and noticed for the first time that while jaunting around in their bus, they pass by the cover of Animals. That's pretty cool.

I bet I could turn bob gay in less than a week.

Also, let's not give Barron credit for the point I made just because he's psychotic.

Kids don't get rich, they get high.

I haven't done it yet. From what I hear it can tend to last a while, so I'm waiting until my schedule's clear this weekend. I'll post a recap afterwards.