Nighthawk

The old guy that ripped off 2Pac? Fuck him.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

I always imagined suicide.

Fuck all that, if there was a Hogan vs New Jack match I'd never watch anything besides wrestling again.

How many people ever get shot in the mouth? Just 50 Cent.

I don't think he was the first one to say that.

Hey, do Hiroshi Hase.

I was over in the general wrestling folder and someone there thought I was "'scary'" and "'goth'". It made my day.

Hey, you're a fucking idiot. Seriously, I don't make this shit up. You're not intelligent.

I saw one where a girl in a nurse outfit has diarrhea into a bathtub full of water until it's brown, then a guy holds her head under the shit water and fucks her.

Hey Deadbolt. You suck.

Hey, that's complete parody. But I am extremely flattered.

I wanna do a weekly column where I just recount wild sex stories I've been involved in.

That sounds like caring about things talk to me.

Stealing CDs is pretty white trash, you know. I stole that Q Tip cd. From a sexual conquest. Who had previously stolen my copy of Smells Like Children. I should look her up. I don't know too many sluts who would listen to both those albums.

I wouldn't have pictured you listening to Van Halen.

Try reading William Gaddis high. Shit yeah, boy, that's the bomb.

But what if it's exactly 0? What then!?

I don't care about things.

Him or me?

When did she quit porn? I wasn't informed of that.

Hey, I've decided to try robotripping myself. I bet I can handle it better than Spoon did.

Compton isn't that bad, it's way overhyped. I walked through Compton in wranglers and a cowboy hat after ICP said something about it in a song, to prove ICP are pussies.

You'll like most of the big names in the house music scene. I would guess these will be the kind of artists you're after: Paul Oakenfold DJ Tiesto John Digweed Sasha Paul Van Dyk ATB Guys like that are very consistant and produce a lot of material. That's tons of stuff to work through. I also feel like I should mention Ken Ishii, who really is the best at this stuff, although more challenging and experimental. If you start listening to this stuff and get into it, be sure to give him a listen.

Well, you like me, don't you? You can join my church. The Church of the Poison Mind.