You'd be surprised at how common it is to lose things up your dick hole, however. I know, yeah, it's pretty common, but this is like everyday shit from the medical professionals I've talked to. Nobody ever admits they stuck it there themselves either. I mean, if you lose something up your ass, you might be able to come up with a passable explanation other than the truth, but I really can't think of too many reasons something would be lost up your dick by accident.
That's why if I ever do that, it has to be something where the end that's sticking out is way too big to get stuck, like the Arabs in the story. I showed a picture once, maybe you remember.