Nighthawk

I can't decide which sexist comment to make. Take your pick. A) Why should you be payed the same when you don't do it as well? B) Quit complaining. I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. C) Iron my shirt, bitch.

Only when I pose as a 15 year old girl.

Nothing wrong with that, Lords of Acid are gods. By the way, if you like Lords of Acid, try listening to Peaches.

I had no idea so I picked the first thing to come to mind.

Ducktales.

I don't hate the guy, I just wish he'd pick better songs. I bet it's Senor Macarena.

I like one Hanson song. The famous one. And I love 80s New Wave and feel no shame.

I'm a marginal skating fan, I don't do it myself, or keep up with the scene. My favorites are Mullen and Natas Kaupas. Yeah, they're kinda old. Like I said I don't keep up. I also love watching people fall down and hurt themselves.

Bring back the Gheyme.

It means that he never really wanted CJ back.

You're supposed to guess, that's cheating. I was at least going to look and then act like I figured it out by myself.

Ya know, this pitch is starting to make sense to me. Banky is Charlie Manson.

Everything is fucked, everybody sucks. Now fight.

Now that's just ridiculous. How the hell, can he nail Demi Moore and Rebecca Romjin. Life isn't fair. By being a handsome, charming man. Let's all try it.

If we're bringing CJ back I want the Gheyme and Eagan back too.

Cock Shots

If CJ's giving it up for free, I'm there.

My god, I hope I'm never famous. I have so much dirt to be dug up on me.

What the fuck country do you live in that they have Mayostard? Or should I ask which alternate dimension? It's not real, that was a parody commercial from Mr. Show. I was going to talk about the gay beer commercial from SNL but I thought the less people to pick up on it being fake, the funnier. A real funny commercial, however, is a PSA about drinking responsibly which features a girl about 9 years old talking about getting wasted and making out with a bunch of guys at some party. It closes with "So why is it such a great story when you tell it?"

I liked the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake trailer. I usually don't remember trailers, but it's recent, so yeah. Misleading would probably be Fight Club.

Oz tells me otherwise. Rick Fox never got any shower sodomy.

Your insecurity is astounding.

Philosopher/Scientist for me.

No they weren't, they were hairy.

The funniest commercial is the one for Mayostard where the people are slaves to getting mustard and mayonaise out of two jars, and then the Mayostard Abe Lincoln bust in with a machine gun and says "Let's get the hell outta here!" Classic.