Boner Kawanger

Crackhead aunt responsible for crackheaded children that I hate, so she wins by proxy. Don't you just hate it when your dying granddad's daughter robs him blind so that she can afford pills to eat during his funeral? Also her youngest children are home schooled. By her. They can't read or write. They're ten and eleven.

That's how I feel exactly, pal. If I want to play a wrestling game with current wrestlers, I've made Punk, Batista, Orton, Cena, Mizorrison, and others for WM2000 and I have a pretty hefty roster of legends on No Mercy, the latter of which gets played around my house more than any Wii or 360 game. All of my friends always talk about Revenge getting it right and then find out about No Mercy. It's like seeing God and Santa Claus playing pool.

Nicholas Cage has got to have one of the sweetest careers in Hollywood

yes It was a swinging neck breaker WITH THEATRICS Here's a fun example:

It does make sense that they'd eventually hire a police force after stuff like Mecha Streisand, if you're into continuity

I read some amazing spoilers for Knowing, including the ending in which

A wizard named Russo did it

Fuck the plane and start walking

So you went from horse piss to bull piss and you're upset? It's the principle when you're in college and go to the trouble to be able to afford shit beer over swill. So yes.

He fed

I can't wait to sober up and read this thread. TSM Rehab sounds like a really good idea. Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek-Not to clout up NHB with WWF but let's just say that Goldengreek is to this tourney as Randy Savage is to WrestleMania IV Most Likely Homosexual Region 3. AmDragFan-Tough call BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo-Not so tough. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 2. Enigma-Does Cartman post in Current Events exclusively or something because I don't think I've ever read a post of his I wasn't voting for Enigma because I appreciate when he posts news that is worth posting but I had to skip through so much of his bullshit the other day that it became annoying

I came home to find my Coors Light had been replaced by Milwaukee's Best, and I've been drinking. And I've decided that I don't like my roommate.

I could watch Hogan/Rock all day. I can watch technical exhibitions, but the bottom line when it comes to me and professional wrestling is the theatricality and storytelling aspects. The X-8 match is just that. Luckily, I've never seen the rematch, so nothing can sully it for me. Hell, Hogan/Warrior is one of my all time favorite matches. Say what you will about Hogan, but he gets it. Oh, and Jericho/HHH is pretty much a Raw match. Ironic because I like their classic Raw match better. It's far more memorable. Still, I'm glad that one of my favorite wrestlers got to main event at least one Mania (like it will ever happen again).

Hey, shut up, you'll be hitting on those 13 year olds in a few months

Might I recommend a little show called Eerie, Indiana?

The Outsiders has their own set made after Hall and Syxx lost the titles to the Steiners.

If it's on Scooter's blog, it has to not be anywhere near true. I mean, he refers to himself as an author on that thing.

Balla Busta

If it was WCW, Randy Orton would have come out and said "Everyone of these SMART MARKS out here (pause for heel heat as the audience tries to understand the term "smart marks") KNOWS that you and Stephanie McMahon are REALLY married....in REAL LIFE!" and then HHH would have looked worried and JR would have mumbled "Uhoh, he's breaking from the script that we wrote this afternoon..." and Tazz would say "HHH literally doesn't know what to say because his scripted response would make no sense" and HHH would say "Don't you dare break kayfabe Randy..." and Orton would say "This is a TAPED show. It isn't even FRIDAY. THEY can EDIT this!!" and HHH would charge him and pull out a knife and say "I could fucking kill you right now" and then

I like hearing this (your posting is pretty much owning this page, brother), and I hope he's not blowing smoke. I also hope the office and the agents allow him to do this, because I can see it being frowned upon by someone for some stupid reason or another. I was disappointed that he won the US title with the Playmaker, so I'm hoping to see the Drive-By next. I wonder what they'll call his submission hold? The 305 Stretch? The Most Valuable Hold? The Play of the Day? That submission maneuver?

::prays:: I already prayed when he first showed up, YOU CLOD

He's on Jimmy Fallon and just showed a clip of himself as a seven year old jumping rope, wearing a "Hulkster" headband, and singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". He's a Rock-n-Wrestling mark.

Man I wish MVP had used the Drive By instead of the Playmaker.

I feel bad about not posting borderline porn, but I'm visiting my parents.

Surprisingly, the WCW executives actually picked up on the dope references and had to tell them to tone it down.