Boner Kawanger

So Michael Clarke Duncan will be in any movie.

The empty arena match is one of my favorite things that I've seen on 24/7, due mostly to Funk but in part to Lance Russell's blase attitude; he seems genuinely annoyed to be there.

When Swagger debuted, he did a Blue Thunder Powerbomb instead of a Doctor Bomb, and Striker dubbed it the Red, White, and Blue Thunder. So I just call it the Red, White, and Blue Bomb, making it something like Batista/Demon Bomb, where there are two different names.

The vignette that comes across as a cross between Godzilla / King Kong and the Ghostbusters scene with the Stay Puff Marshmellow man would have been awesome.

Howard the Duck meets Jabba the Hutt as originally intended in the shooting script. Also, all of Lea Thompson's songs have been overdubbed with all new musical numbers.

Venkman beat me to posting Michael Cole Bingo. What a cunning viper!

I'd go to the Impact Zone if there were more drunk cougars in the audience but as it stands I've yet to give TNA one red cent, including the time when they offered a one-cent pay per view

I really enjoyed the Rey/Jericho match. It had a couple of moves I feel like I've only seen in that match, such as the super gorilla press slam and the top top springboard 180 Frankensteiner. And to showcase the spectrum of my taste in wrestling, I kinda liked the atrocious, mindbogglingly long Lawler/Mero match, mostly for Lawler's cheap tactics. Plus, partly due to Lawler wrestling, we get Cornette on commentary, is pretty funny throughout. His disgusted reaction to Goldust is the highlight.

The only thing that could make the Clone Saga worse would be replacing Spider-Man's history with 'Taker and Kane's convoluted continuity

Those who don't learn from the history of TNA are doomed to watch it.

Kane wore a contact that blanked out his iris, due to the fire that burned his entire body. So he had only one working eye.

Sting and Abyss had some kind of a floating coffin match complete with Styrofoam coffins and fake candelabras

How do you feel about "visionary director Zack Snyder"?

I believe so

We'd need to be getting Thunder for some rock rock never stop action with Marty.

I know we're way past MizTV at this point, but my roommate and I became obsessed with all the bad music videos, especially the mysterious Piper video. Anyways, when I was looking it up on YouTube and found clips of Piper promoting the song as a single on some European morning show. Still doesn't explain the origin, but I found it mildly interesting.

On a similar note, my parents' cable provider is about to drop NBC, which is something I can't say I've ever heard of happening.

They're probably lax due to the holiday. You should call and threaten to cancel your service altogether. I seriously haven't had a single problem since I did that, which is a huge improvement over not being able to access the stuff that was never posted in the first place.

You know (you know) What me say Marley's dead I hear them shoutin I hear them cryin Because He woke up in a badman place Where it no safe you could run for days You can't get away I bring relief for sorrow and pain You should of never tried get in my face And it's a shame (what a shame) He lose his life He have no (no) more (more) time Your destiny (knee) is (is) mine (here them callin) Marley's dead (I hear them callin) Marley's dead (I hear them shoutin) Marley's dead I hear them cryin Marley's dead (I hear them callin) You know (you know) What me say, boo

Jeff's an artist. That is, after all, his painting, man.

I assume its because Helms and Kizarny are legitimately old friends with the Hardyz and E&C respectively.

Agreed. I find wrestling to be so much more enjoyable now that I don't take it as seriously as I did in the early days of the board. Having 24/7 helps a little, as I'm sure Venk will agree.

Is there an appendix of the former names of posters who have changed their name?

Let's get serious for a minute. I'm neither a John Cena hater nor a fan, but I enjoy his matches more often than not. I thought the promo he cut backstage tonight was hideous. I know some people enjoyed it, and it's really a spectacle how divided his popularity is at time. But holy Christ, the stuff they're forcing on him makes him look like a five year old who can stay up late and watch grown up shows. I vaguely recall thinking he was funny before I stopped watching a few years back, and when I started watching again full time this year, I was generally annoyed at his promos with his match against Triple H*, but I can't remember anything else he's done that bad this year. I know I'm unashamedly watching pro wrestling, but I was just as embarrassed watching that promo as I was when I was sitting in theaters and the new musical number in Jabba's palace hit in the special edition of Return of the Jedi. *FWIW, these would consist of Cena explaining that this match happening automatically made it a guaranteed legendary moment on the scale of Hogan/Andre and Rock/Austin. It was just such a pandering, empty gesture.