My turn again? Well, since I get stuck in the middle of every round, most of my next top picks have been grabbed, so I'm pulling my ace.
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart: I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some
intelligent stuff to talk about.
Homer: Don't forget to say "I didn't do it."
Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just a catch-phrase.
Homer: How do you figure, boy?
Bart: Watch "The Conan O'Brien Show", you'll see.
Homer: All right, but after Leno I'm all laughed out, you know.
Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line
wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of
Kansas is burned every single --
Conan: Just do the line.
Bart: [glum] I didn't do it.
[Everyone laughs and cheers]
Conan: [laughs] Great material. We'll be right back.
[Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him]
Sit perfectly still: only I may dance!