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The 'House always wins. I believe I will draft THRILLHO next.

You took the Lenny to my Carl. Who am I kidding? Chalmers is totally the Lenny of that pair.

The best two Troy McClure movies are Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summercamp

I fear for all potted plants in Universal Studios tonight.

With great pride, Mattdotcom selects his favorite character: Principal Seymour Sinner. I mean Skinner....I have lost them forever now.

Scorpio! He'll sting you with dreams of power and wealth Beware of Scorpio! His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world And his employs' health He'll welcome you into his lair Like the nobleman welcomes his guest With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest But beware of his generous pension Plus three weeks paid vacation each year On Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer He loves German beer

Ah, the Masaerati Clutch. Masaerati, like the car. And clutch, like the clutch. I think it was a takeoff of the old Disco Inferno gimmick of having a submission too complicated to pull off. I wish it had made it to TV. Also, they should never change Festus' gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article...90/festusmaria/

Yeah, they've mentioned Hebner by name on a few NWA shows lately, including this one.

Or on the other end of the spectrum, Jeff stops taking risks completely because he doesn't think his fans are worth it anymore.

More on Terrence Howard Interesting stuff.

So will we get points for background appearances/single jokes/storyline appearances and then see who wins at the end of the season?

Is there anything on Starrcade 1992 that is worth watching that probably won't be getting in the Top 25, though? I looked up the card and don't know how to feel. The tag title match was pretty awesome, I'm sure Sting/Vader will be good, but I don't trust WCW matches with Japanese talent after Halloween Havoc...

I'm glad someone else noticed that. Santino brings psychology to his interviews! Also want to chime in and say that I hope Jericho adds the fact that he's the first person in WWE history to win the title in a cage match to his spiel about beating Rock and Austin to be the first Undisputed Champ.

I think it's kinda cool that Jericho is main eventing Raw 800.

The Great Khali says face turn~! So they're replacing Bourne with Khali as Mysterio's buddy. Makes sense.

Da part right by da beach! Boyy!!!

Poor Edge can't get married for shit.

This would be the first draft I'd want to do, but without the experience, I just want to throw my hat in as a participant but not the organizer.

I forgot, since all of my friends call me "Mattman" I ordered the Mike Quackenbush shirt that looks like the Bat-Signal with an M instead of a bat. It's one of my favorite shirts ever.

So I keep seeing where DX eating the bananas is supposed to be a rib on Jim Cornette, but what's the rib referring to?

With all the Earthworm Jim discussion, have we mentioned that they announced Earthworm Jim 4 and an animated series/movie?

Pretty funny article on Fulmer's dismissal from the Florida (and rest of the SEC, truthfully) side of things. http://www.gatorsports.com/article/2008110...o_see_Fulmer_go

Owen probably found it hard to sell while he was just hanging there like a pinata. It looks like he's trying to convey something, at least. To contribute, the son of Andre angle they did for The Giant in 1995 always made me feel a little bad inside. Although I think Scott Hall's "Were you really Andre's son, man?" was hilarious. Oh, well. Give and take.

Yahoo can answer tough questions now.