Justice

Sure, why not. Put me in, coach! I know I'll do ya proud!

SJL METAL FOR OCTOBER 7th, 2003 Venue: LIVE from Chrysler Arena, People’s Republic of Ann Arbor, Michigan (On the Campus of the University of Michigan) Due Date: 8 P.M on Tuesday, October 7th Send to: Longdogger Pete OPENING PROMO: Hey, it’s open! Feel free to call it! The “HEY WAKE UP AND WRITE” Match Daemon vs. Craig McLennan Where are you two? That’s what Commissioner Raynor is wondering, and he’s booking these two in a singles match to see whether either is in any condition to still be in the SJL. Match Description: Standard Match with all DQs and Countouts in effect. Word Limit: 3,000 words. Send To: Powerplay “Bring Your Own Weapon” Match Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins The Demon’s career looks to be on the rise as he is part of the newly reformed Urban Decay. What better way to start moving up the ladder than beating on a former World Champion? But a veteran like Spike is certainly no easy task to take down. Maybe a little added stip of one’s personal choice of weapon will spice things up! Match Description: Each man is allowed to bring one weapon that he’s able to carry with both hands. No actual weapons like guns or swords, but personal defense things like mace and tasers are legal, as are all other hardcore implements you can think of. Outside of those two weapons, all other DQs and countouts are in effect. Word Limit: 4,000 words. Send To: Tod deKindes Slightly Biased Cage Match for the T.V. Title Brian Bowers vs. Jay Morrison Mr. Raynor isn’t exactly the happiest after Jay Morrison’s less-than-pleasing showing at Crimson. But he’s a man that allows for second chances. Therefore he’s booking him in a Cage Match for the T.V. Title… but not without a bit of a handicap for his past failures. Match Description: Standard cage around the ring, but the victory conditions are a bit different. Morrison can only win by escaping the cage. On the other hand Bowers can win by pinfall, submission, or escape as well. Word Limit: 4,500 words. Send To: WrestlingDeacon European Title Match Todd Royal© vs. Dominic Korgath As of late Dominic Korgath has been running his mouth off about catching up to the former stablemates who abandoned him in the Junior Leagues. Well, it’s time for him to start his quest with a shot at the European Title. Since coming back Todd Royal has been on a Todd-like streak of wins, with only one loss to the Black Angel Aecas. He held out against the quick Landon Maddix at Countdown, but can he survive the massive girth of D-K? Match Description: Standard singles match with all the normal DQs and Countouts in effect. Word Limit: 4,500 words. Send To: Thoth #1 World Contendership/#1 Euro Contendership Singles Match Aecas vs. Landon Maddix Aecas is coming back fresh off his loss from Countdown and looking for someone to vent on. Meanwhile Landon Maddix is coming off a loss in the elimination tag match on Crimson. With Maddix is looking to advance up the card and Aecas is looking to reassert himself as a force in the Main Event, both men will be giving it their all for the chances at their respective titles. Match Description: Standard Singles match DQs and Countouts in effect. If Aecas wins he gets a World Title shot on an upcoming show. Conversely, if Maddix wins he gets a European Title shot on an upcoming show. Word Limit: 5,000 words. Send To: Longdogger_Pete World Title Hardcore Match Insane Luchadore© vs. Manson It’s time for longtime veteran of the JL Andy Rickman to prove that his World Title victory at Countdown was destiny and not a simple fluke. He faces off against another longtime JLer, Manson, who also got something important at Countdown: A World Title shot. After Manson brought about IL’s elimination on Crimson there is obvious tension between the two superstars, and Commissioner Raynor instantly came up with a way to release it: In a no-holds-barred Hardcore Match! Manson looked strong, pinning both members of the new Urban Decay on Crimson, but will he be able to pull out a victory in the specialty stipulation of the Insane Luchadore? Match Description: Anything goes. Word Limit: 6,000 words. Send To: realitycheck ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for the lateness; it's my first card and I was trying to get the most out of a depleted roster. Good luck and hopefully we'll see everyone show for this !

Fuck you, Judge. Fuck you. Aw, wasn't that bitter? Do you still want me to dismantle the gun, Tyler? Come on, we all know that Peace Action boys carry 9mms ! For those who don't know what I'm talking about, prepare enter the wild world of the SWF Chat.

I think we are as neutral as we are ever going to be right now. I know people say "Take away all the funding we give the Israelis and then it'll be fair!", to which I say "Yes, let's let a frighten pitbull off it's leash". In all honestly, that monetary flow is the only thing that is keeping Israel in a rational state of mind, and it gives us a nice amount of control to exercise over them. If we take that away, the Israelis will feel stranded in one hostile sea and I would not at ALL put it past them to start slaughtering the Palestinians in wholesale. But hey, if one wants to appear neutral at the cost of Israel going into military lockdown mode, feel free.

Indeed, I'll agree this is a nice way to wrap this stable up instead of it just disappearing like so many other JL stables seem apt to do. Primo job, Korgath, you continue to impress, and it seems to have started a little cross-fed feud with John Duran. Nice .

Um... Motion to get back on the original topic? A question here: Who thinks the Federal Court's opinion will be overturned?

Well, Jobber, not to be cruel but you are in California. You got fucked up far worse than we did in Michigan and most other states.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA You just keep on believing that. Sure. You keep believing Dean has a chance, too.

So far? We've broken up the Al Queda network, have prevented dozens of possible attacks on the US. Capturing Osama is just a figurehead victory since the man himself is constantly on the run and can't do anything himself. Same with Hussein, who lacks the power to do anything right now. We've lost way too many soldiers in Iraq? Christ, people lack the stomach for any sort of military action. We've lost 359 total.. That's it. And this is too much? It's far worth the price to plant a possible democracy in the Middle East, but hey, if you want to pull out now and leave the region dangerously unstable, feel free to do so . The economy is recovering. Everything is showing growth. $87 Billon on Iraq? So more of a deficit that might lower the dollar, eh? That's GOOD. It attracts businesses back to the US and allows us to compete on the International Market, which DOES help the economy. But hey, I only live with an Econ major. How would I know?

LOL He's got a recovering economy on his side and the War on Terror is generally considered successful so far. You are still a dumbass and you still know jack shit about politics. ... And I think I covered all of it up there *Christ, you make it too easy...* And CWM, did they ever find a link between him and Enron? It seemed to die off on it's own rather than GW distracting anyone from it.

Bah, why not? I know my commentary and my first half were really weak; they were the parts I rushed most. I couldn't really think of a good way to turn Bobbie on Tom (Though Tom did very nicely), which really hindered me, but I tried. More detailed wrestling, a bit more technical sparring, and definitely a bit more of a cohesive body would have helped. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The choral and orchestral powerhouse O Fortuna blasts over the PA System as Madison Square Garden quiets down a bit after the last spectacular match. The ring crews clean up some of the mess caused from the brutal match as the camera zooms down to the announcer table, where we meet a suit and mask-clad Cyclone Comet sits next to Bobbie Riley. “An incredible contest of strength, endurance, and will right there,” says Comet, looking to give the ring crews a bit more time to clean up, “And indeed, it’ll be interesting how this effects STORM~! next week…” “Who cares? We are up to the Main Event, where Tom Flesher is defending his World Title! He’s reached the top of the mountain, Comet,” says Bobbie with all the pride of a father or a girlfriend, “The peak of his career! Gah, he’s grown so much from the boy we once knew…” “… Er, yes, Bobbie. At any rate, it’ll be a battle between the mega-powers of eVil© as the two villains from the Magnificent 7 square off in only a few minutes,” remarks Comet somberly, “And allow me to say that this is truly a sad day for the fans of the SWF when two of the most hated men in the league face each other in the Main Event of Genesis.” “Oh shut it up, you masked ninny. Hearford earned his way here, and so did Tom!” says Bobbie defensively, obviously offended at Comet’s statement. “Earned? The man bribed a referee to dispense with a veteran, stole another from a young up-and-comer, and constantly cheated throughout the whole ordeal. The thief didn’t earn a thing!” “Bah. It’s not cheating if the ref didn’t catch it.” “That doesn’t make it any less wrong, Bobbie.” “Whatever, Comet. At any rate, it’s all lead up to what could be the best Main Event in SWF History! The Superior One! The Judge! Two The Garden gives a light pop as Funyon, clad in his best tuxedo, climbs gingerly through the ring ropes. Stepping out to the center of the ring, he smiles in front of the amiable fans of New York. “And now it’s time for our MAIN EVENT!” he bellows to a massive pop, “This match is scheduled for ONE FALL for the SWF WORLD! HEAVYWEIGHT! TITLE!” Another monster pop, but it quickly falls off, turning to huge heat as the arena begins to turn a deep red. The intro to “Testify” by Rage Against the Machine begins to hum over the sound system of the Garden, while the SmarkTron begins to show the words “JUSTICE” in red letters. The beat begins to crescendo, coming up and reaching a peak- “NOW TESTIFY” *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* A triumvirate of red pryos fire off into the air as the images on the big screen change to that of various painful submissions, impact suplexes, and other technical moves. Onstage steps out the Judge, but not in his recent attire; instead, the Judicial robes of old have come back as he solemnly steps down the entrance ramp, eyes closed as he ignores all the heat he garners from the crowd. “Now entering the ring, weighing in at 242 pounds and hailing from Royal Oak, Michigan, he is the winner of the GENESIS TITLE TOURNAMENT! A former Tag Team, Hardcore, and SJL World Champion… THE JUDGE, WILLIAM HEAAAAAARFOOOOOORD!” The old man silently reaches the ring, taking off his flowing black robes and handing them off to one of the nearby ringside attendants. He doesn’t even where the “Justice” football jersey, sliding into the ring barebacked while the crowd watches on. “Citizen Hearford no longer dawns his Magnificent 7 attire,” notes Comet, “It would seem as though he doesn’t want of his ties to Tom to get in his way tonight.” “I’ll give the old guy credit, it’s a smart idea. You don’t want to be thinking about friendship when your opponent is Tom Flesher. Granted, it won’t help him much, but the thought counts.” Hearford goes over to his corner and begins stretching his legs out via assistance from the turnbuckle as the lights begin to dim down again. A legendary guitar melody begins to play over the boos as Funyon speaks up. “And now entering second…” Suddenly the SmarkTron turns white, flashing the blue words “SUPERIOR ONE”, “AWARD WINNING”, and “WORLD CHAMPION” as “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays on, hitting the first repeat and causing a mass of blue pyros to launch from the stage. They die down, but two blue fountains on either side don’t die out, keeping the arena in a pale blue light as Tom Flesher steps out onto the ramp, World Championship affixed on his waist. A small minority of the people who came out from Buffalo does cheer the hometown boy, but it’s easily drowned out by the heat from the rest of the Garden crowd. “Now entering the ring, weighing in at 213 pounds and hailing from Buffalo, New York, he is the greatest wrestler the SWF has ever seen. He has held the US, Tag Team, ICTV, currently holds the SWF WORLD TITLE, and is going to prove why he his the most dominant champ in SWF History… TOM ‘SUPERIOR ONE’ FLESHER!!” On the SmarkTron appear half-second clips of his favorite moves and moments, with words like “SUPERIORITY COMPLEX”, “MAIN ATTRACTION”, “WORLD CHAMPION”, and “FUTURE HALL OF FAMER” appear between the switches. Tom goes down the entrance ramp slowly, and as he does pyros of greatness fire off on either side of him. “And here’s our champion of eVil©,” says Comet in disgust as the Superior One hands his belt off to a ringside attendant, “Never in all my years have I seen a villain so obsessed with himself, Bobbie. I feel so sickened by it I can feel my stomach churn.” “That’s probably because you drank seven PepsiMAXs during the break. Hopefully that’s an ulcer developing…” Tom steps into the ring, sparking the Judge to turn around from his stretching. He looks over at the young man entering the ring, emotionless despite being a close confidant of his for nearly a year. The lights come back up to normal as referee Matty Kivell calls them into the center of the ring, going over the rules of the match for the two. He briefly goes over all the regulations set forth in the books, though the two seem more concerned with each other. They keep their eyes focus on each other, just waiting for someone to make a quick underhanded move. Kivell finishes up, and asks both men if they understand what he just said, to which they both nod blankly. He backs up and calls for the bell as the two continue to stand in the middle of the ring, looking at each other. *DING DING DING* The bell rings, getting a small pop as the Main Event of Genesis is now underway… But in reality, the action still hasn’t started; the two men still stand, waiting for the other to make the first move. Finally, Flesher extends out his hand for a handshake, breaking the silence. “Well, Bill,” he says in reserved tone, “Just business?” To that, Hearford shakes his head and slaps the hand away. “No, tonight it is more than just business for me…” he responds with a grim voice. The crowd boos at the slapped hand, and the two go back to the silent staredown for a moment… before both men surge forwards, locking up forcefully in the center of the ring! The Judge tries to push Flesher back with strength, but Tom isn’t willing to give up any ground, and the two try to get an advantage over the other. Seeing the stalemate the Judge is the first to make a move, swinging his arm around for a headlock. But Tom instinctively tucks his head in, allowing him to get a waistlock on. But Hearford quickly locks his hands on Tom’s, straining his fingers to break the Superior One’s lock around the Judge’s stomach… and he does, quickly pivoting on one foot and making the standing switch. As he locks his arms, though, Flesher’s amateur experience shows through as he begins to crouch down, bringing the two men down onto the mat. He leans forwards as Hearford tries to pull him up and maintain the hold, but Tom keeps pushing his body forwards, finally rolling out of the Judge’s grip and onto the mat. He quickly rolls back up to his feet after the Granby as Justice stands up in his normal grappling stance. “A small bit of what will be a fantastic technical bout tonight,” says an excited Bobbie Riley, “Counters, grapples, mat wrestling, pinning each other to the canvas… I’m sweating just thinking about it!” Comet shudders for a second before speaking up. “Indeed, a typical exchange between the two, but not before a very unfriendly moment. I believe there are cracks beginning to form in the armor of the Magnificent 7.” “Bah, they’re just trying to psyche each other out. It’s all in good fun.” “Good fun? This is for the SWF WORLD TITLE~!, Bobbie, and these two certainly aren’t the friendly types. I believe they are dead serious, and that doesn’t bode well for their small stable.” Tom gets to his feet and moves back into another tie-up, this time with Tom the first to make a grab. The amateur wrestler breaks his arm away from the Judge’s grip and bends it around the back of the Judge’s head, turning it into a front facelock. He pushes his right arm through, trapping one of Justice’s arms. But before he can complete the takedown Hearford immediately reaches out with his free appendage and hooks the Superior One’s thigh. Tom hops on one leg as he tries to force Hearford down, but he doesn’t quite have enough leverage with his leg up in the air. Meanwhile, the Judge reaches up to try and grab Flesher’s head, but just can’t seem to get a good grip on it. “Interesting situation here,” notes Comet, “The two are locked up together like a Gordian Knot of EVIL~!” “A Gordian wha?” Hearford, though, holds the sword in this confrontation as his arm finally gets around Tom’s 18-inch neck. The old man immediately crouches in and pivots his body, using the leverage from the trapped leg to flip Tom onto his back with a Fireman’s Carry! He immediately tries floats over for a grounded headlock. He gets is, but Tom’s bends his legs over top and scissors Hearford’s head, bringing him back to the mat with head scissors. The old man immediately kicks his body outwards, getting enough force to break the lock and yet again another standoff. “How can the crowd be silent after that great exchange?! That was technical wrestling at it’s fricken’ BEST!” “I would wager, Bobbie, it is because they are the most evil persons this side of the Suicide King.” “Or maybe New Yorkers are just morons. I did forget that these people cheer for the Knicks…” The two get up, but this time they don’t lock up immediately; after two failures it’s obviously not working well and neither wants to make a mistake against his opponent. They circle for a moment, looking for an opening… and Hearford finds one, stepping in with a Knife-Edged chop! WHOO! His arm hits hard on Flesher’s chest, but Tom doesn’t budge and responds with one of his own! WHOO! Hearford doesn’t move either, and he strikes back harder this time! WHOO! Taking a step back, Flesher puts on a frown as he cocks his arm… *POINT* Allowing just enough time for the Judge to poke him right in the eyes! The Superior One stumbles back as the fans unleash their ire on the old man, who follows up (Despite Kivell’s reprimands) with another chop! WHOO! CHOP! WHOO! CHOP! WHOO! Flesher stumbles back into the ropes and the Judge grabs the smaller man by the wrist, using the rebound to help him with an Irish Whip! Traveling across the ring, bouncing off the other side and returning with more momentum, Flesher seems lined up right a huge clothesline from the Judge. But Hearford’s lariat misses, giving Flesher the chance to bounce off the ropes yet again and puts running shotei right into his face! The old man falls to the ground as Flesher gets back up. “And a huge strike from Flesher there.” Trying to get the jump on the old man, Tom quickly moves in and gets a few boot heels into the old man’s leg and knee before he manages to roll out of the ring. Hearford gets up on the outside as Flesher stays in, and the old man shakes off his leg for a moment before entering back into the ring. He gives a frown as he moves back rolls back in and gets back up, squaring off against Flesher. The two take a moment to prepare before the Judge moves in for another lockup. Tom, though, almost immediately sweeps his arm across, catching the Judge’s head right in a side headlock. He wrenches the hold hard, putting tons of pressure on the old man’s neck. Hearford has a solution to this as he moves his body towards Matty Kivell… *DING* And uses it to block his low blow from sight! The fans furiously heap heat on the old man as Tom suddenly weakens, allowing Hearford to pull his head out of the hold. He grabs Tom with one arm around his waste, pulling him perpendicular to his knee as he hits him with a huge Pendulum Backbreaker! “And once again, the Judge shows his penchant for shortcuts with that blatant low blow! “DQ! DQ, DAMN IT!” As Tom arches his back in pain on the ground, Hearford doesn’t waste any time into putting boots right into his ribs and stomach, pounding away at the midsection of the Superior One. He tries to defend himself, but the low blow has made him a bit too weak to do that effectively. After finishing up with the boot heels, the Judge grabs the stunned Flesher by the shoulder and pulls him up, grabbing him around the wrist and tossing him at the ropes! Tom comes back towards him off the rebound, and gets hit with a dropkick right to the ribs, putting him right down on the mat! “The Judge is trying to pulverize the ribs of Flesher,” notes Comet as Flesher grimaces on the mat but begins to get up. “The heartless freak! He tried to do this last time he faced Flesher, you’d think he learned his lesson when he lost so soundly!” “How did Flesher manage to win, Bobbie? I’m still a bit uninformed on most of the wrestler’s past matches.” “Well, it was a rollup… BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN TOM ISN’T GOING TO CRUSH HIM LIKE THE BUG HE IS!” Flesher struggles to quickly get back up to his feet before the Judge, but Hearford is still a bit fresher than him, and he goes to pull him back up to his feet… but Tom breaks away from his grip and grabs both his legs with his arms, putting Hearford suddenly to the mat with a two-legged takedown! Justice falls to the ground suddenly as Tom puts him to the canvas and Flesher floats over onto the Judge’s head with a grounded side headlock. He wrenches the hold hard as the Judge tries to power out of it. He shifts himself onto his belly as he begins to push up off the ground into a standing position. He backs up and quickly tosses the Superior One off his head, moving out to the middle of the ring for a lariat… but Tom comes back and ducks under it, locking his arms around Hearford’s head and taking him down with headlock again! The Judge doesn’t panic, pushing off the ground again and pushing Tom right off his head with a push. The Superior One hits the ropes and comes back, and this time he doesn’t get a headlock. Instead Hearford grabs Flesher’s arm, trying to take him down Fujiwara-style. But Tom won’t go, keeping his feet in front of him as Justice tries to take him down to the ground. Instead of continuing with the Fujiwara, though, Hearford holds onto Tom’s arm and swings behind him, grabbing his other arm and pulling him back into a sitting surfboard! “An interesting transition there by Hearford, but not for the crowd,” Comet notes as the crowd continues to sit on their hands. “They are here to win the damn match, Comet, not to please the crowd…” says Bobbie, a bit of his anger towards the Judge rubbing off on Comet. Tom struggles with the hold in the ring. He manages to get up to his feet, and slowly he begins to reverse the hold on the Judge. Pushing to the side, the pair manages to switch positions once, but end up right in the same spot again. Tom presses again, and as they switch Hearford releases his grip on Tom, allowing him to stand still as Flesher spins around. He immediately palms Flesher’s face as he kicks the Superior One’s feet out from under him, hitting a huge STO! “Closing Arguments, and Tom doesn’t seem to be able to get much offense in against him determined friend,” says Comet as Flesher lands hard on his back and neck. “You mean FORMER friend,” says Riley spitefully, “The guy is being utterly ruthless in there. I mean, he’s cheated twice already! TWICE!” Flesher curls up in pain as Hearford begins to get back up to his feet. He flips the young World Champion over onto his back, and placing his knees right into his spin he grabs both his head and feet, flipping onto his back for a Bow and Arrow Backbreaker! The crowd boos at the sadistic submission style of Hearford as he continues to try and break Tom Flesher’s back. “Bow and Arrow Backbreaker!” announces Comet, “Putting more pressure on that back of Flesher!” “Damn it! Come on, Tom,” calls out Bobbie, “Fight out! You can do it!” Indeed, Flesher is still strong, and his hands claw at Hearford’s grip on his face as the Judge tries to maintain the hold. But he can’t as Flesher’s hands are able to pry himself away from Justice’s hands, allowing him to slide out of the hold. His back stinging with pain, Flesher hurriedly crawls over to the ropes to help him up. The Judge begins to climb up as well, and he pries Tom off the ropes. But Tom isn’t gonna go quietly, spinning around and nailing Hearford in the chest with a hard palm strike. The old man takes a step back, allowing Flesher to follow up with another hard strike. He goes for a third, but the old man desperately reaches forwards, grabbing Flesher across the face and ripping his hands to the side, getting another negative reaction from the Madison Square Garden crowd! “Face rake! The FIEND~!” says Comet as Flesher instantly gets hit with a European uppercut, spinning him around, “Oddly enough, though, the equally-fiendish Flesher hasn’t responded with cheating of his own…” “Maybe they should cut some ear-holes in that mask,” snipes Bobbie, obviously not in a good mood at the moment, “Tom said on SmarkDown someone was going down fair and square. He wants to beat the Judge clean, damn it.” “Good for him! He finally realizes that cheating will get you nowhere in life!” “Well… Eh, sure, why not. COME ON, TOM!” As Tom spins around, Hearford takes the chance to grab on a waistlock on the World Champ. Justice keeps the hold locked in as Tom quickly tries to counter the upcoming move. It’s to no avail, though, as the Judge brings him up and over the top for a German Suplex! Tom hits hard on his back and shoulders as Hearford holds the bridge for a pin! ONE! TWO! T-And a strong kickout from Flesher… which, oddly enough, gets a small cheer from the fans. Flesher may not hear it, but the Judge does raise an eyebrow to it. He gets back up to his feet as Tom slowly pushes off the ground, and gives him a few sharp kicks right into his back. Flesher falls back to the mat and Hearford follows up, mounting his back while locking his arms between his legs and his body before pulling back in a high angle Camel Clutch! “And now a high angle Camel Clutch, bending the back of Flesher at intolerable angles,” comments Comet, “One wonders how can someone be so ruthless to a friend?” “Maybe because he lacks a backbone of his own?” snipes Riley, actually drawing a smile from his masked compatriot. In the ring Tom cries out in pain as his tender spine is stretch backwards at agonizing angles while Kivell continues to ask whether he gives up or not. Flesher tells him “No! No!” as he reaches out for the nearby ropes, and actually getting encouragement from some of ringside fan; he hasn’t been near the prick Hearford has in the match. As Flesher gets closer and it looks obvious that the hold will be broken, the Judge decides to steal something out of Flesher’s book. He curves his finger and hooks in on the inside cheek of Flesher, pulling it outwards! The Superior One yells out in distress at the cruel move as Kivell immediately calls for a break of the hold. The Judge doesn’t, and Kivell starts a 5-Count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-And Hearford removes his finger and breaks the Camel Clutch just as Kivell requested. Meanwhile the crowd pours heat onto the old man as he goes over to young champion, who holds his mouth with one hand and his back with the other. “That… that bastard!” says Riley as Hearford goes to pick the young champ up, “That’s even one of Tom’s moves!” “Indeed, move thievery is not above this malevolent magistrate. He seems hellbent on getting the World Championship even if it means putting Flesher through a hellish amount of suffering.” The Judge pulls Flesher off the ropes and up to his feet, turning around to face forwards… and eats a face full of palm as Flesher lets loose with a huge blow to the head! The angered Flesher keeps up his assault, letting some of his pent up rage from the Judge’s actions do the talk. “What the hell is wrong with you!” he yells, obviously angered at the old man as the crowd begins to get a little more behind Flesher, “I’m your God- SHOTEI! “-damn-“ SHOTEI! “-friend!” With that last word he grabs the stunned man’s wrist and hurls him at the other side. Flesher backs up against the ropes himself for momentum and comes back towards the center of the ring with his foot raised up chest-high, connecting a huge Yakuza kick! The old man hits the ground, and Flesher takes a moment to catch his breath before moving on again. Tom looks down at the old man for a moment before deciding to pull him back up into a lockup. Hearford tries to quickly take advantage with his strength, but Tom manages to push the Judge’s left arm into an underhook. This pushes Hearford’s head down a bit and front facelock. Justice immediately reaches for Tom’s leg like he did at the start of the match, but before he can Flesher pulls it away, using his leverage advantage to put the Judge on the canvas with a lateral press pin! ONE! TWO! THRNO! Kickout by Hearford, and he breaks away from the hold. He quickly steps back up again, quickly followed up by a newly energized Tom Flesher. They lock up once again, and Tom quickly breaks away from the Judge’s grip, grabbing his legs as he pushes the Judge backwards. Hearford can’t brace himself quickly enough as Flesher pushes his back to the mat, flipping over with his legs in tow for a Jackknife Pin! ONE! TWO! THRENO! The crowd gives a few cheers as Flesher gets back up to his feet, panting a little, but still ready for more. “Flesher says enough is enough and pins Hearford with two quick amateur takedowns!” says Comet with some amazement, “And the crowd continues to get behind what seems to be a different Flesher tonight!” The Judge gets back up, a bit stunned by the Superior One’s suddenly blitzkrieg, and quickly steps away from a lockup attempt by Flesher. A bit more aggressive now, Tom moves in for another lock up, catching the old man before he can back away. The Judge tries to shield himself from any of the takedowns Flesher could throw at him, but leaving him completely open for the knee to the stomach from the Superior One. Pulling the Judge’s own arm through his legs, Tom wraps his other arm around the Judge’s head and arm before pulling him over the top and dropping on his head with an Exploder ’98! The World Champ holds his back for a moment, still aching, but moves in and makes a cover! ONE! TWO! THRENO! The Judge manages to get a shoulder up! The old man stays down for a few seconds while Flesher gets back up, pulling Hearford up with him. He grabs the old man by his wrist and swings him over at the ropes, giving him enough momentum for Tom to grab him and hurl him overhead with a Belly to Belly Suplex! The crowd gives a small pop as Tom takes a few seconds before getting up while the Judge just lies on the ground holding his shoulders and neck. “Citizen Flesher has come back with a vengeance!” “Hell yes! I’m all for that stuff!” yells Bobbie as Tom goes over to the Judge, flipping him onto his back and threading his arm around his face, “Yes! Make him tapout!” “By Thoth, a Dragon Clutch!” says Comet as Flesher pulls the Judge’s head back with a back-mounted Dragon Sleeper! “Superior Stretch Beta! Last year at Genesis III Perfect Bo tapped out to this move!” Hearford cries out in pain as the crowd gives a mild pop for the well known submission move. The old man pushes towards the ropes as Tom pulls back, stopping only a foot or so out of reach as the crowd eggs him on to tap out! “The Superior One may not have worked the neck much, but that is a submission that needs little setup,” notes Comet from his vast wrestling experience, “And if it can make someone as tough as Perfect Bo tap out, Hearford just might be done for…” The Judge reaches out, clawing a few more inches and just out of reach of the ring ropes. The fans jeer at him, and Tom cocks it an inch back, causing the Judge’s arms to strain even more for the ropes… … And he gets a grip on one! The crowd boos as the Judge holds on for dear life, not wanting to tap out. Tom releases the hold as soon as Kivell asks for the break, and he watches with a frown as the Judge is slowly to get up, his neck feeling like an accordion. The Judge seems to be getting up a bit too slow for Flesher’s liking, and he pulls up the old man by the shoulder into a quickly lock-up… *DING* And gets a concealed knee to the groin for his help! The crowd boos, but Kivell is oblivious as Flesher quickly begins to crumble. “Tom, for me this is far more important that friends,” the old man whispers as he pushes Tom backwards and nails him with a big knife-edged chop! BOOO! CHOP! BOOO! CHOP! BOOO! The empty pain from the groin shot threatens to put Tom on the mat, but he manages to stay on his feet and tries to counter-strike with a shotei… but Hearford easily sidesteps it, putting a knee into his stomach. Tom doubles over reflexively, and the Judge grabs him around the head with a facelock, putting him into the mat with an implant DDT! The crowd gives a loud as he lies on the ground for a moment, catching his breath. “It looks like the Judge just used his powers of Judicial Review to declare Flesher’s chance of a victory here unconstitutional,” says Comet as Riley begins to fret. “He can’t do that! It’s not within his Jurisdiction!” Hearford doesn’t make a cover, though, choosing to use the moment to get back up to his feet. He walks over to Tom’s feet, picking them up and putting them under his armpits as he begins to turn Tom over… “He’s going for the Liontamer! No!” says Riley, “He tried this in their last match! Tom countered it last time, but if he gets on him right now it could…” “… Could?” “Don’t make me finish that sentence, Comet.” Tom tries to put his arms up in a desperate attempt to stop the Judge from flipping him over but it just doesn’t work as Hearford powers him over, locking on the Liontamer! Tom’s back is bent to its breaking point as the old man pulls the hold further back. The crowd boos at the old man, smiling sadistically as he applies the hold to his former friend. The World Champion pushes his head into the mat as the referee harasses him, asking if he gives up or not, to which he shakes his head. The ropes seem too far away to possibly reach as the Judge torques the hold even more, eliciting a yell of agony from the young man. “That back of his can’t hold out for much longer,” says Comet, “He has to be at his breaking point!” But Flesher doesn’t give up. He plants his hands into the ground and begins to pull himself forwards towards the ropes. Hearford isn’t smiling now as he puts his feet into the canvas trying to stop Tom, but the Superior One is determined to get to the ropes. He moves closer and closer, the crowd calling for it him to make it. He gets within a few inches reach… but the Judge begins to pull him back! The crowd begins to boo, but Tom keeps his hands on the canvas, only allowing the Judge to get a foot or so away instead of carrying him out to the middle of the ring. The World Champ keeps moving out towards the ropes again, only a few inches away… …He brushes up against it… … his fingers slip off it… … and he hooks it with his index finger for a break! A nice-sized pop comes from the crowd as Hearford is forced to release the hold! He does so, but he doesn’t give Tom much rest. Instead he pulls Tom by his leg back out to the middle of the ring, and gets ready to put on another Liontamer… but Flesher pulls away with one of his legs and kicks Hearford in the stomach with it! Hearford takes a few steps backwards, and Tom tries to get up to his feet quickly, but his back just won’t let him; it’s just too sore from the recent pounding and he can’t stand up straight. He bends forwards, his back aching like no other as the Judge comes from behind, grabbing him in a waist lock. Just as he does, though, Tom locks in a ¾ Headlock. *CRACK* “Surprise Witness! Tom may have just bought himself some valuable recovery time with that maneuver. The two men lie on the mat for a moment, Tom getting some overdue rest while the Judge clutches his neck in as pain shoot through his body. The crowd watches and waits for the first man to get up, but neither does as Matty Kivell starts a 10 Count. ONE! … TWO! … THREE! … FOUR! … FIVE! The Judge is the first to start getting back up, getting to his knees… SIX! “Get up, Tom! Don’t let this old fogey beat you like this!” SEVEN! Flesher begins to get up as well, rolling over and pushing off his hands… EIGHT! The Judge gains a footing, and is almost up to standing… NINE! Flesher gets a foot down as well, and pushes up, too, as both men are standing in time to break the count! The two stumble towards each other, and Tom is the first to strike back with a hard shotei to the Judge’s head! The old man back peddles, but he stops himself and lines up a huge forearm… that Flesher dodges! Hearford goes sailing right past the World Champion as he grabs his arm… and locks on an inverted Facelock! The crowd cheers as the Judge tries to moves towards the nearby ropes, but is stopped as Flesher puts his foot in between, dragging Justice down into a sitting position for a Stretch Plum! The crowd gives an actual big cheer for the move as Flesher locks it in, but the Superior One seems indifferent to it as he concentrates on making his old expatriate-compatriot tap out. “Held Without Bail! That move made even Strangler quit!” says Bobbie ecstatically, “He’s got to quit now!” “I don’t think someone like Hearford will want to tap out to one of his own moves, Bobbie.” “I wouldn’t say he has a choice in the matter, Comet.” Hearford yells out in pain as he stretches out his leg towards the nearby ropes, trying to get under it. Meanwhile Flesher puts as much pressure on the hold as he can, telling the Judge to tap out as loud as he can. Kivell asks him if he wants to submit, and the old man labors out a “No…” as he continue to kick out his leg towards the nearby rope that is only inches away… … And gets it! The crowd boos furiously as referee calls for the break! Tom releases the hold, frustrated but not done yet. He gets back up to his feet, slowly pulling the Judge up and giving him a hard slap across the check! The MSG crowd gives a big pop as he pushes the Judge back towards the ropes, whipping him at the other side. Hearford runs down there, and he comes back right into a Yakuza Kick… that misses! The Judge ducks under it, coming in from the other side and wrapping his arms around Flesher’s neck for a Sleeper Hold… but Tom quickly moves out of the way, ducking under Hearford’s grip and locking in a waistlock! Before the Judge knows it Flesher is lifting him up and over, dropping him right on back, shoulders and neck! Tom stretches out in a tentative bridge as Kivell goes down for a count! ONE! TWO! THRENO! Hearford kicks out! Flesher falls to the ground, his back aching and throbbing in pain. But he manages to start standing up again, much to the crowd’s delight. They cheer as he slowly moves over towards the old man. He pulls him up to his feet, giving him a hard blast across the face. He begins pushing him back towards the turnbuckle, and the crowd begins to get louder in anticipation. He backs the old man up into the corner, delivering a few more strikes before cinching on a front facelock. He strains to lift up the old man to the top rope, but he manages to do it despite the bad back. Tom climbs up again, putting his feet on the second rope as he cinches a front facelock... “This could be it…” …pulls the Judge straight up into the air... “It IS it!” *CRUNCH* “BOILERMAKER! BOILERMAKER!” cries Bobbie Riley like a spastic Bush Sr. as Flesher drills the Judge’s head into the mat from the top rope! The Garden explodes into cheers, but Tom arches his sensitive back in pain after he lands on the canvas. Meanwhile the Judge rolls over a few times out of instinct, unconsciously trying to put distance between him and Tom. “But he hasn’t made the cover yet! Flesher has to make the cover NOW!” says Comet as the crowd quickly changes their tone from elation to urging Tom to move and make the cover. Flesher crawls up now, his body aching but the will to win moving him through the pain. He ignores the crowd as he goes over and covers up the Judge for a pin! ONE! TWO! THREE-HAND ON THE ROPES! Kivell breaks the count as the Garden shows their disappointment! “Hearford rolled just close enough to the ropes to get a hand on it! The villain!” “NO! That was supposed to be the end! Call the bell, damn it!” Tom looks at Kivell in disbelief, and pounds his fists into the mat with frustration. He slowly gets back up to his feet, slowly staggering over to Hearford and pulling him out to the middle of the ring by his legs. Glaring daggers into the old man, he begins to wrap up his legs… “SUPERIOR STRETCH!” “He’s going for a roll-up!” calls Comet as Hearford manages to find the strength to reach up and grab Tom’s head, pulling him into a Small Package! ONE! TWO! THREEEENO! Tom rolls it through into a Small Package on Hearford, and the Garden lets up a cheer! ONE! TWO! THREEENO! Hearford barely kicks out in time with his reserve energy, and the two men are left panting on the mat. “By Galatea’s Ghost, these two men are going all out against each other!” calls Comet, shouting into his microphone, “And it looks like the fans love it! They’ve somehow gotten behind Tom Flesher, all of all people!” “Hey, I was cheering Flesher before it was cool!” “Bobbie, are you suggesting it wasn’t cool to cheer Flesher before?” “Well, no but… um… Shut up, Comet! All that matters is Flesher is getting the respect he deserves!” Flesher begins to get back up, breathing heavy and slouching as his back stings him with pain. Meanwhile, Hearford slowly begins to push off the ground, hurting but a man still driven to take the title away from his former friend. He gets up, but not quite quickly enough as Tom is able to nail him in the face with an angry shotei! The NYC fans cheer as Flesher grabs the old man around the waist, lifting him up for the Ego Buster… but Hearford manages to keep himself grounded, bringing the smaller man over the top and tentatively bridges himself out in a pin! ONE! TWO! THRENO! Flesher, fighting his bad back, actually bridges himself back up! The crowd gives a huge cheer as Flesher flips back around, and straining with the last bit of power he has, he manages to pull Hearford off the ground and plant him with the Ego Buster! ONE! TWO! THREENO! Shoulder up! The crowd gives a huge disappointed sigh as Tom falls onto his back, trying to figure out how to beat the damn old man. “Hearford is running on his bitterness and resentment alone,” says Comet gravely, “But that can’t keep going for long. He’s been pounded and pounded on his cranium enough that another of Flesher’s head-dropping maneuver has to finish the old man off!” Flesher begins to get back up off the ground first again, receiving a big cheer. He shakes his head, trying to ignore the distraction caused by the thousands of people in the stands as he moves over to towards Hearford. He pulls him up from behind, putting his head under his arm while grabbing his waist. “He’s going for a Backdrop DRIVAH~!” says Bobbie, reverting to Puro as Flesher tries to lift him up… but can’t! Hearford brings his elbow down on Flesher’s head, stunning him for a moment. Just long enough to lock in a ¾ Headlock. *CRACK* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! “Surprise Witness! Hearford just called up a Surprise Witness on Tom Flesher, and sadly I don’t think he has enough to muster up a rebuttal!” “Come on, Tom! You and your 18 Inch neck better kick out now!” Hearford lies on the ground for a few moments, exhausted after the beating he’s been through. But he slowly turns over and drapes one hand over Tom’s chest for a cover! ONE! TWO! THREENO! NO NO NO! HE PUTS A SHOULDER UP, AND THE ROOF BLOWS OFF THE GARDEN! “GREAT GODREAS! HE ACTUALLY KICKED OUT!” “YES! HA! I CALLED IT! I CALLED IT!” “Well, Bobbie, technically he did get a shoulder up, so you didn’t actually-“ “You know what I mean!” Hearford looks at Kivell, holding up three fingers, but Matty shows him two back, saying Flesher got the shoulder up just in time. Hearford glares daggers at the referee, but all he does in response is slowly pulls up Tom to his feet. The Garden tells Hearford to give it up, but it only drives him more as he delivers a hard forearm blow to Flesher’s face. The World Champion stumbles backwards, and Hearford drives him towards the ropes before whipping him towards the other side. He comes back on the rebound and gets planted into the mat with a huge lariat! Flesher lies on the mat as the Judge falls over him for a cover. ONE! TWO! THRENO! Kickout at the last second! A sigh of relief comes from the New Yorkers, but it doesn’t last long. The old man stands back up, obviously not happy with Tom’s resistance. He sits him up, saying something to him before kneeling down near him. “Sorry, Tom, but it’s time to end this…” He begins to put his foot around Tom’s leg, and instinctively Flesher begins scooting towards the ropes, but the Judge stops him as he wraps his arm around Tom’s face and wrenches him backwards! “HELD WITHOUT BAIL!” calls Comet as the crowd gives off boos towards the old man, “The move Tom used to make Strangler quit! The move the Judge used to make Craven tap out! It just may be the one thing the evil old man can pull out to beat Flesher!” Tom yells out in pain, trapped away from the ropes as the Judge wrenches back on the hold, smiling sadistically the whole time. The crowd hopes against hope for Tom to hold out as Kivell continually asks whether or not Flesher wants to give. Then he does it. *Scoot* *Scoot* *Scoot* *Scoot* Slowly but surely, Tom Flesher begins scooting forwards on the match, inch by inch, slowly closer towards the ropes. Hearford tries to stop him, tries to wrench the hold back even more, but Tom’s determination is just too much to cope with. “Flesh-er! Flesh-er! Flesh-er!” A small chant breaks out in the stands as the World Champion inches closer and closer towards his salvation, the crowd watching in anticipation as his foot gets nearer…. And nearer… And makes it! A huge cry from the fans comes out as Flesher’s toe gets under the ropes, and Kivell immediately begins telling the Judge to break the hold! “Amazing Angelous, Flesher actually made it to the ropes! What willpower!” “Yes! He just used that beautiful ass of his to scoot to salvation!” “…” “Well, it’s true.” But Justice isn’t quite ready to yet, still wrenching the hold back as hard as he can, sparking a count from the zebra. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-And Hearford releases the hold, leaving Tom lying on the ground. The old man rests up against the ropes, no longer his normal, emotionless self; he’s seething now. He slowly walks over to the young man, yanking him up with what remaining power he has right into a standing head scissors. “FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER!” The chants get slightly louder as Hearford looks around at the crowd with obvious disdain, and begins to pull his arms up into a straitjacket… but Flesher pulls his arms away! Pushing Hearford back to break the head scissor, Tom begins using every last bit of strength he has in him, nailing the Judge with shotei after shotei to the head and pushing him right into the corner. Hearford doesn’t even put up a fight, too out of it and too stunned to defend himself. Tom delivers a final shotei to knock the Judge right into the turnbuckle before he grabs the Judge’s head in a facelock, sitting him up on the top rope. The chants keep going on, but Flesher’s not listening… or is he? “Boilermaker time! Boilermaker time! And this one is gonna be good to the last God dam drop!” says a vengeful Riley as Flesher slowly climbs up the turnbuckle and tries to lift him… but can’t! He just doesn’t have the strength with his worn back and tired muscles to lift up the Judge. He tries again, but the Judge has recovered, pulling Flesher in and giving him a hard shot to the head! Flesher’s head whips back, but he comes back with a strike to Hearford’s face as the crowd watches the two titans battle on the top rope. Justice strikes again with a labored blow, and the Superior One responds, barely hanging on to the top. ”FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER!” This time, though, Tom strikes before Hearford can, knocking his head back again… ”FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER!” And again… ”FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER!” And a third time before the Judge slumps down to the second rope, and Flesher begins to climb up and around and the crowd just keeps chanting. “This is it! Ego Trip!” cries Riley, barely audible over the voices of the fans all round him. ”FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER! FLESH-ER!” The Superior One climbs to the top rope, the entire Garden chanting his name… and he stops. He looks out to all the fans around him slowly, his name on all their lips. He can’t ignore it now. He’s listening. And he likes it. But for the man below him, that’s enough to fuel his anger and his body for one last desperation move. He grabs either side of the ropes and shakes them as hard as he can, crotching Flesher on the top, and the fans suddenly begin to boo. Tom gives a pained, betrayed look as Hearford moves up a little, locking on a ¾ Headlock before leaping off the turnbuckle! *CA-RACK* The hearts of the Garden sink as Hearford impacts on the mat with his massive trademark Diamond Cutter! He holds his own neck for a moment after the pounding it’s taken all match. He slowly moves over towards Tom’s lifeless body, and drapes one arm over top for a pin. ONE! “Come on, Tom…” pleads Bobbie… TWO! The crowd yells everything they can think of, trying to get Flesher to kick out… THREE! *DING DING DING* The crowd goes into a rancorous riot as Kivell calls for the bell and yanks the old man up by his arm. “The winner of the match and NEW SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAAAMPION…. THE JUDGE, WILLIAM HEAAAARFOOOOORD!” Funyon can barely be heard over the boos as Hearford manages to stagger up to his feet, and Kivell hands him his World Title. An evil grin comes across as he pulls away his arm and holds his new prize in both hands. “Testify” plays as Hearford slowly grabs his Judicial robes from the ringside attendant holding them before slowly walking up the ramp victorious. In the ring, though, the referee has begun to help Tom up to his feet. His face is blank, emotionally drained from the experience. Somewhere in the back, someone begins clapping as the new hero begins to reach his feet, and it spreads across the place; soon everyone is standing and clapping for the former 2-time World Champion. “Testify” dies out as “Kashmir” comes in while Flesher slowly begins to exit the ring his head down in disappointment. “Well, that was certainly an incredible Main Event for Genesis, and it’s definitely not over yet.” “… He… he lost...” says Bobby, looking even more broken up than Flesher is right now, “I can’t believe after all that… he lost.” “Bobbie, he may have earned something even more valuable…” says Comet as Flesher reaches the top of the ramp, turning around for a moment to the clapping fans with a tear in his eye… … and gives a simple wave and cracks a heartbreaking half-smile before stepping off the stage. New Champions have been crowned. New Heroes have risen up. New Threats have made themselves known. A New Era has been kicked off. And on the 7th day, God rested. ---- SWF Genesis, September 28th, 2003. © 2003 White Apple Productions. All Rights Reserved “SWF: Raising Workrate By Typing Faster.” ---- *FADE OUT*

Mak! To the guy who created my favorite JL Feud, Happy 20th B-Day!

And now, the conclusion... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) Hide in the closet ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) No, shit. ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) They always look in the closet. ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) Shi shit shit shit shi ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) Fuck, I don't wnat to go to jail. ( 1:20am ) ( @Crowe ) Jump out the window. ( 1:20am ) ( Tryst ) well, whatever you do, don't throw it out the window ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) is it the cops? ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) 3 stories; ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) err. ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) I dunno. ( 1:20am ) ( @Crowe ) Your point? ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) no fire escape? ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) No ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) Hmm. ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) Fuck ( 1:20am ) ( TM_12601 ) Change clothes. ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) My leg is fucking hurting. ( 1:21am ) ( @Judge ) They are right there ( 1:21am ) ( @Judge ) Fuck fuck fuck ( 1:21am ) ( TM_12601 ) And it'll be rather obvious when they see a BULLET HOLE in your clothes. ( 1:21am ) ( @Judge ) They'll notice the fucking blood, Tyler ( 1:21am ) ( @Judge ) So shut the fuck up ( 1:21am ) ( TM_12601 ) Are you still bleeding? Or do you mean all over the apartment? ( 1:21am ) ( @Judge ) It's starting to now. I'm getting nervous. ( 1:21am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Crowe ) 12 Ahahahahha... ( 1:22am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Janus ) 12 Go go, go Judge. ( 1:22am ) ( @Judge ) I'll look like a fucking teenage girl having her first period. ( 1:22am ) ( @Judge ) Fuck fuck fuck ( 1:22am ) ( @Judge ) Shit, one minute my roommate is gonna check while I lie in bed. ( 1:22am ) ( @Judge ) brb ( 1:23am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Machine Head - A Nation On Fire 7|| 15 5m30s 7|| 15Played 7 5 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:23am ) ( @Janus ) ( 7G0R0AMPZ! 0) 3G0R0 IS BEINGZ MORE CHARISMATIC THANZ 12Paradise Lost - Self Obsessed 3! G0R0 BEINGZ POSINGZ FOR 12 3m6s 3AND IZ EATINGZ 12 22 3SMALL CHILDRENZ FOR STRENGTHZ~!!1 ( 1:23am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Paradise Lost - As I Die 7|| 15 3m44s 7|| 15Played 7 6 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) <Zed> 15,5( 4( 1EverythingAmp 4) )¤( 4( 1Stratovarius - Mother Gaia 4) )¤( 4( 18m14s/9.49MB 4) )¤( 4( 1160Kbps/44kHz 4) )¤( 4( 1Played:4 4) ) ( 1:26am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Eh, fuck; I'm not here, anyway. ( 1:26am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10've got to be at work early tomorrow, anyway. ( 1:26am ) ( TM_12601 ) You're missing good stuff. ( 1:26am ) ( @Crowe ) Later. <Zed> Ta ta, WC. ( 1:26am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Later, peeps. ( 1:26am ) ( 8Quit ) ( 8 Wildchild ) ( 8 slim_citru@***.hawaii.rr.com ) ( 8 QUIT: Just gimme the damn belt! ) ( 1:27am ) ( 8Quit ) ( 8 Tryst ) ( 8 [email protected] ) ( 8 Connection reset by peer ) <Zed> [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !Zserv ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/3 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 157 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 440875082 0.4GIG 15in 12 184 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Porn, roms, wrestling, yadda yadda yadda. ] ( 1:27am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Dimmu Borgir - Sympozium 7|| 15 5m11s 7|| 15Played 7 3 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:27am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Opeth - Bleak 7|| 15 9m11s 7|| 15Played 7 37 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:27am ) ( @Crowe ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !CroweServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 106 times ] [ 15Sent: 12 15 12 138 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms. ] ( 1:27am ) ( @Janus ) 5,3[ 4Nemesis 5AMP 4] 5Destroying your faith in humanity to 2 Alice Cooper - He's Back 5while you watch Sherry and Jill get raped by spiders, lickers and Tyrants 2 13 5times in 2 3m50s 5sessions. ( 1:28am ) ( TM_12601 ) . ( 1:28am ) ( @Crowe ) ... <Zed> I notice that amp is missing Ada, Janus. ( 1:29am ) ( @Janus ) ... ( 1:29am ) ( @Janus ) You're right. ( 1:30am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 4EvilJanusAMP! 0) 5Brutalising 4~ 2 Rants - Animal Spirits ~ 5and pinning after a 4~ 4m54s ~! 5Equalizer beatdown! This makes 4~ 8 ~ 5 consecutive Rage Unleashed screwdrivers for each SJLer! ( 1:30am ) ( @Janus ) 5,3[ 4Nemesis 5AMP 4] 5Destroying your faith in humanity to 2 Eve 6 - Promise 5while you watch Sherry, Jill and Ada get raped by spiders, lickers and Tyrants 2 22 5times in 2 2m55s 5sessions. <Zed> There we go. ( 1:31am ) ( Muzzums ) I don't think there's many movies I don't like. ( 1:31am ) ( @Crowe ) Hm. ( 1:31am ) ( @Crowe ) The Sound Of Music? Mary Poppins? ( 1:31am ) ( @Crowe ) I fucking hate those. ( 1:31am ) ( @Janus ) ...... ( 1:31am ) ( @Janus ) Fuck. ( 1:31am ) ( @Janus ) You just reminded me my sister was watching Marry Poppins last night... <Zed> Sound of Music is alright for what it is. ( 1:32am ) ( @Janus ) And it was stuck in my head :\ ( 1:32am ) ( @Crowe ) I despise it. ( 1:32am ) ( @Crowe ) It makes me cringe. <Zed> Mary Poppins I've never watched, which is something I consider a small achievement on my part. ( 1:32am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Muzzums expects Crowe to star in Wog Knight. ( 1:32am ) ( @Crowe ) (Y)~! ( 1:32am ) ( @Crowe ) Nah, Muzz, I'm gonna star in the remake of Wog Boy in twenty years. * Zed can't think of any movie he really hates... oh wait, Fight Club. ( 1:33am ) ( Muzzums ) ... ( 1:33am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 7PikaAMP 0) 8Dancing like a Pikachu in tune to 7 Fear Factory - Replica 8for 7 3m55s 8and Thundershocking Ash 7 7 8times! ( 1:33am ) ( Muzzums ) I won't say anything. <Zed> And Se7en. And the Game. And anything else David Fincher's directed. ( 1:33am ) ( @Judge ) thank god ( 1:33am ) ( @Crowe ) ........ <Zed> Overrated doesn't even begint to describe Fincher. ( 1:33am ) ( @Crowe ) I love David Fincher's work. ( 1:33am ) ( TM_12601 ) Fight Club isn't bad. However, it's far too overhyped. ( 1:33am ) ( @Judge ) The cops were outside. ( 1:34am ) ( TM_12601 ) Oh shit. ( 1:34am ) ( Muzzums ) I like Fight Club and Se7en. ( 1:34am ) ( Muzzums ) The game... eh. ( 1:34am ) ( @Crowe ) I love Alien 3 myself, I have thw early Workprint edition that has all extra scenes, and the movie so much better than the released product. ( 1:34am ) ( @Judge ) They are walking through the dorms right now, apparently, looking for a suspect in a homicide. ( 1:34am ) ( TM_12601 ) ... ( 1:34am ) ( @Judge ) christ fuckity fuck fuck jesus help me. ( 1:35am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 115:05pm ) ( 0 Janus ) Girl, 5, makes bong in class ( 1:35am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 115:05pm ) ( 0 Janus ) By Edith Bevin ( 1:35am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 115:05pm ) ( 0 Janus ) September 29, 2003 ( 1:35am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 115:05pm ) ( 0 Janus ) A five-year-old Territory girl shocked teachers when she showed her class how to make a bong out of a Coke bottle during a "show and tell" session. ( 1:35am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 115:05pm ) ( 0 Janus ) The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin's northern suburbs. ( 1:35am ) ( TM_12601 ) Are they entering dorms? ( 1:35am ) ( @Crowe ) On a completely unrelated note... AHAHAHAHAHAHA ( 1:35am ) ( @Judge ) They are already in the dorms. ( 1:35am ) ( Muzzums ) ... Oh my lmao., ( 1:35am ) ( TM_12601 ) Into individual ones? ( 1:35am ) ( @Judge ) Not into the rooms yet. ( 1:35am ) ( Muzzums ) Close chat, Judge. -> Ops #SWF: Crowe, you tool. Don't steal Judge's thunder. ( 1:35am ) ( @Judge ) No, man. I need to keep calm. ( 1:36am ) ( @Judge ) I'll fucking freak out with no one to talk to. ( 1:36am ) ( TM_12601 ) You need to make sure you get rid of that weapon ASAP. How far away is your car, and is it possible that you can get out without them seeing you? ( 1:36am ) ( 4Nick ) ( 4 Janus ) ( 4to ) ( 4 JanusNotHere ) ( 1:36am ) ( 9Action ) 9* JanusNotHere is away. Reason: Uploading shit back to me DA account (P/Off) (L/Off) ( 1:36am ) ( Muzzums ) There's, lik,e a confession, and stuff. ( 1:36am ) ( @Crowe ) This is just one reason why marijuana should be regulated and stamped with an over 18 rule. It's just too easy for young ones to get. ( 1:36am ) ( TM_12601 ) Because now that they're there, you need to expect the worst. ( 1:36am ) ( @Judge ) No, I don't want to take a chance. I'm limping and I don't want my roommate to get any more into this. ( 1:36am ) ( TM_12601 ) How much blood is all over the house? ( 1:37am ) ( @Judge ) There was a bit that my roommate wiped up, but if they search the closet and find bloody towels it doens't mater ( 1:37am ) ( TM_12601 ) I don't presume you have any means to wash them? ( 1:38am ) ( @Judge ) No. They'll be searching showers and shit right now. ( 1:38am ) ( @Judge ) Gotta stay calm. My leg is fucking throbbing. ( 1:38am ) ( 14Join ) ( 14 Crusen ) ( 14 HOLLLAAAAA@***.ade0211.ade.iprimus.net.au ) ( 14#SWF ) ( 1:38am ) ( 12Op ) ( 12 ChanServ ) ( 12+@ ) ( 12 Crusen ) ( 1:38am ) ( @Crowe ) Word, Crusen. ( 1:39am ) ( @JanusNotHere ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !JanusServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 62 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 Nothing 15in 12 80 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Serving random shit. ] ( 1:39am ) ( @Judge ) It hurts bad. ( 1:39am ) ( @Crusen ) greetings ( 1:39am ) ( TM_12601 ) Well, take solace in the fact that there's more than enough evidence to aquit you if you do get hauled in. ( 1:39am ) ( TM_12601 ) It's a clear cut self defense thing. ( 1:39am ) ( @Judge ) I don't want that on my record, man. ( 1:39am ) ( @Judge ) I can't have that on my record. ( 1:39am ) ( TM_12601 ) I know, but at this point, you might not have a choice. ( 1:39am ) ( @Crusen ) ..what happened? ( 1:40am ) ( TM_12601 ) First of all, take that gun apart now if you can get up. Do you have a screwdriver, etc./ ( 1:40am ) ( TM_12601 ) ? ( 1:40am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Guy Lombardo Bridge - Black No 1 (Instrumental) 7|| 15 10m44s 7|| 15Played 7 4 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:40am ) ( @Judge ) What will that do i don't have a placer to fucking hide it ( 1:41am ) ( Thoth ) Holy... Judge got shot? ( 1:41am ) ( @Crusen ) 7MORTAL KOMBAT! 4Crusen 15hits 0412 15uppercuts on 4Silent 15! [ 07Opeth - When 15] [ 079m10s/8.44MB 15] ( 1:41am ) ( @Judge ) ywa ( 1:41am ) ( @Judge ) yes ( 1:41am ) ( @Crusen ) 15,1Wait! 4 Crusen 15just played 4Opeth 15! This allows him to perform a 4FATALITY 15 on 4 Silent 15! 4Crusen 15steps up to 4 Silent 15, ripping their leg clean off! He then proceeds to repeatedly smack them across the face with it until 4 Silent 15is down, beaten, and dead. 4FATALITY! ( 1:41am ) ( @Judge ) read up a littel ways. ( 1:41am ) ( TM_12601 ) If you take it apart, you can hide it far easier ( 1:41am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Silent no-sells and reattaches his leg. ( 1:41am ) ( @Judge ) If they catch me with this wound, the'll seach my room and find tha parts. ( 1:42am ) ( TM_12601 ) Of course, it does look far more suspicious that way. ( 1:42am ) ( TM_12601 ) Yeah. ( 1:42am ) ( @Judge ) me shakes head ( 1:42am ) ( TM_12601 ) It's safe to say that if they come in the house, you're gonna need to tell the truth. ( 1:42am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge shakes head. ( 1:42am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Crowe Sings - Black Number One (Voice) 7|| 15 10m6s 7|| 15Played 7 1 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:42am ) ( @Judge ) Fuck, I can here them again. ( 1:42am ) ( TM_12601 ) If they come in, CLOSE the cat. ( 1:42am ) ( TM_12601 ) chat ( 1:42am ) ( @Judge ) I can't live with this shit, man... not with my family ( 1:42am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Marilyn Manson - I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) 7|| 15 5m1s 7|| 15Played 7 30 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:43am ) ( TM_12601 ) Stay cool, you know you weren't at fault here. If they were surrounding you, it's clear cut self defense. ( 1:43am ) ( @Judge ) shit shit shit shit ( 1:43am ) ( @Judge ) Fuck, tehy want th door open ( 1:43am ) ( @Judge ) FUck, guys I sorry for all th ( 1:44am ) ( TM_12601 ) Good luck, don't lie man... ( 1:44am ) ( @Crowe ) Bye, Judge. ( 1:44am ) ( @Crusen ) ..you shot some girl? i hope you fucking burn ( 1:44am ) ( TM_12601 ) You're in my prayers, for what it's worth. ( 1:44am ) ( 8Quit ) ( 8 Judge ) ( 8 [email protected] ) ( 8 Connection reset by peer ) ( 1:44am ) ( TM_12601 ) ...it's more complicated than that, Crus. ( 1:45am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Crowe ) 12 Judge deserves an emmy for thta performance. ( 1:45am ) ( TM_12601 ) He was being surrounded and attacked by a few people, so he shot... ( 1:45am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 He really does. ( 1:45am ) ( @Crusen ) no, he shot her ( 1:45am ) ( @Crusen ) he needs to fuckin burn. ( 1:45am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Crusen ) 12 lol@outcast ( 1:45am ) ( @Crowe ) I guess the real question of this matter needs to be addressed. -> Ops #SWF: I'll present him with an Oscar when he re-enters. ( 1:45am ) ( TM_12601 ) It was self defense... ( 1:45am ) ( @Crowe ) What happens to the World Title if Judge wins it? ( 1:45am ) ( Thoth ) What the... ( 1:46am ) ( Thoth ) Oh my god. ( 1:46am ) ( @Crusen ) self defence? i could think of far better ways ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) Indeed. ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) But. ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) Split second reaction. ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) And American self defense laws do allow you to kill someone if you feel threatened, which he obviously did. ( 1:46am ) ( @Crowe ) Why the fuck does one carry a gun in the first place? ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) He was going to get something to eat. ( 1:46am ) ( @Crowe ) Fuckin' americans. ( 1:46am ) ( @Crusen ) ...pfft ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) Because he's in Detroit. ( 1:46am ) ( @Crusen ) they can shove that consitution :/ ( 1:46am ) ( TM_12601 ) It wasn't like he walked up to some girl, got in a fight, and shot her. ( 1:46am ) ( @Crusen ) he like lives on a fuckin farm ( 1:47am ) ( TM_12601 ) No, he lives in Detroit. <Zed> [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !Zserv ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/3 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 157 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 440875082 0.4GIG 15in 12 184 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Porn, roms, wrestling, yadda yadda yadda. ] ( 1:47am ) ( @Crowe ) Fuckin' America. ( 1:47am ) ( @Crowe ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !CroweServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 106 times ] [ 15Sent: 12 15 12 138 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms. ] ( 1:47am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Ancient Ceremony - The Ultimate Nemesis 7|| 15 4m47s 7|| 15Played 7 2 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Cypress Hill - Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk 7|| 15 3m18s 7|| 15Played 7 3 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Cannibal Corpse - The Spine Splitter 7|| 15 3m9s 7|| 15Played 7 2 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Veil Of Sorrow - Silent Fall 7|| 15 1m31s 7|| 15Played 7 11 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Anyone - Don't Wake Me 7|| 15 3m7s 7|| 15Played 7 16 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @JanusNotHere ) 0( 7PikaAMP 0) 8Dancing like a Pikachu in tune to 7 Type O Negative - Black No. 1 8for 7 11m10s 8and Thundershocking Ash 7 13 8times! ( 1:48am ) ( @Crusen ) ive seen a picture of its house - its what id call a fuckin farm, or a big front yard. ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song 7|| 15 4m2s 7|| 15Played 7 6 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Down - Landing On The Mountains Of Meggido 7|| 15 7m33s 7|| 15Played 7 9 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Stabbing Westward - Slipping Away 7|| 15 6m12s 7|| 15Played 7 4 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Sanctuary - Veil Of Disguise 7|| 15 5m52s 7|| 15Played 7 2 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Dream Theater - Metropolis Part 1 (The Miracle And The Sleeper) 7|| 15 9m27s 7|| 15Played 7 5 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Slayer - Dissident Aggressor 7|| 15 2m34s 7|| 15Played 7 2 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Dope - Debonaire 7|| 15 2m32s 7|| 15Played 7 7 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Control Denied - Chuck Schuldiner Instrumental 7|| 15 6m22s 7|| 15Played 7 29 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:49am ) ( 14Join ) ( 14 Judge ) ( 14 [email protected] ) ( 14#SWF ) ( 1:49am ) ( Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( AC DC - For Those About to Tool, We Salute You 12) ( 2m53s 12) ( 4.65MB 12) ( 224Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 8 0 Times 12) <Zed> Ladies and gentlemen. ( 1:49am ) ( Judge ) \m/ ( 1:49am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Silent salutes. <Zed> The Academy Award for best preformance in a chat room pranking goes to... ( 1:49am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Crowe punches Judge in the leg. <Zed> JUDGE MENTAL! ( 1:49am ) ( @JanusNotHere ) \m/ ( 1:49am ) ( Thoth ) GODDAMN IT ( 1:49am ) ( @Silent ) TOOLED ( 1:49am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge can't stop laughing. ( 1:49am ) ( @Silent ) Tooled HARD ( 1:49am ) ( TM_12601 ) I still own at hiding criminal acts. ( 1:49am ) ( Thoth ) YOU WERE ALL IN ON IT?! ( 1:50am ) ( @Crowe ) Oh, the cruelty. ( 1:50am ) ( Thoth ) ... ( 1:50am ) ( Judge ) Thing was, it wasn't something I planned to keep doing it. ( 1:50am ) ( Thoth ) OKAY. ( 1:50am ) ( @Crusen ) lol ( 1:50am ) ( Thoth ) OKAY. ( 1:50am ) ( @Crusen ) so do you live on a farm judge? ( 1:50am ) ( Thoth ) You think you can outdo the Blazenwing prank? ( 1:50am ) ( Thoth ) Huh? ( 1:50am ) ( Judge ) I'm at college, Cru. ( 1:50am ) ( @Silent ) I think he just did it, man. ( 1:50am ) ( @Crusen ) ah * Zed applauds. <Zed> *****, my man. <Zed> ***** ( 1:51am ) ( TM_12601 ) I'm still the master of covering up a crime. ( 1:51am ) ( 9Action ) 9* JanusNotHere is away. Reason: Uploading shit back to me DA account (P/Off) (L/Off) ( 1:51am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Crowe hands Judge an emmy. ( 1:51am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Crowe pats OC on the back. ( 1:51am ) ( TM_12601 ) And I should have known you were lying when the cops got to the dorms that fast. ( 1:51am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge just doesn't know what to say. ( 1:51am ) ( Judge ) Dude, it's a small town. ( 1:51am ) ( TM_12601 ) Still though ( 1:51am ) ( @Silent ) Say this: ( 1:51am ) ( Judge ) I used to live in Detroit. ( 1:51am ) ( @Silent ) TOOLED YOU ( 1:51am ) ( @Silent ) TOOLED YOU ( 1:51am ) ( @Silent ) TOOLED YOU ( 1:52am ) ( @Silent ) Do that until it seems funny, I guess. ( 1:52am ) ( Judge ) Plus Campus Safety. But hey, this was all on the spur of the moment. ( 1:52am ) ( TM_12601 ) I should have known that it was false after seeing Judge's picture. ( 1:52am ) ( TM_12601 ) Fucker looking that preppy can't shoot someone. ( 1:53am ) ( Judge ) Tyler, I'm a member of the NRA. ( 1:53am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Crusen ) 12 and the tears start streaming. ( 1:53am ) ( Judge ) Lifetime. <Zed> Judge, I hope you've got this logged. ( 1:53am ) ( TM_12601 ) Still. ( 1:53am ) ( Judge ) I was going to join the Naval Academy. ( 1:53am ) ( Judge ) I torture my liberal roommate with armbars and dragon sleepers. <Zed> But you joined the SWF instead, since we're more prestigeous. ( 1:53am ) ( Muzzums ) What's so funy? ( 1:53am ) ( Muzzums ) funny* ( 1:53am ) ( TM_12601 ) Indeed. ( 1:53am ) ( @Crowe ) I hate guns. With a passion. ( 1:53am ) ( Judge ) I will, Zed. ( 1:53am ) ( Judge ) I'll copy all of it. ( 1:54am ) ( @Silent ) I need to meet Judge sometime. ( 1:54am ) ( 9Action ) 9* JanusNotHere wants a copy of that. ( 1:54am ) ( TM_12601 ) AGAIN, I still have a devious mind when it comes to covering up crimes. ( 1:54am ) ( Judge ) I've gotten pretty good at comebacks as well. ( 1:54am ) ( @Silent ) I don't know any really violent conservatives. ( 1:54am ) ( Muzzums ) That was neither funny nor believable. -> Ops #SWF: (OC) AGAIN, I'm trying to cover up for the fact I looked like a complete shmuck. ( 1:54am ) ( TM_12601 ) Sure, you fooled me. Tooled? Maybe not. But you fooled me, I'll grant you that. Then again, there's no reason to suspect that you were lying anyways. ( 1:55am ) ( Judge ) Well, you work on teh Dean campaign, man. I'm sure you've covered up a lot of prostitution scandals by now. ( 1:55am ) ( TM_12601 ) OMG OWNED ( 1:55am ) ( TM_12601 ) no. ( 1:55am ) ( TM_12601 ) lol

Awww, come on, Cast. That was one time, man. I promise this is real. And hey, I'll walk around with a limp for ya from now on. *Limps away*

You thought the Pillman/Gun incident was bad? They nearly got banned. I got banned something like 8 times for this. Anyways... This happened last night as a spur of the moment thing to see how many people were actually paying attention since it's 3 A.M. and all. I made an odd quip to grab everyone, but I didn't think I'd actually build on it. But I did, and it may be offensive. If it is, I'm very sorry. If not, wasn't that awesome?! Anyways, here we go. I eliminated most of the extra stuff, but I can't replace the little "L"s in word, so they're still there. Note: If you see the word (Notice), that means only the ops can read it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ( 12:29am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge is back. Gone for 24mins 23secs. (P/Off) (L/Off) ( 12:29am ) ( Muzzums ) "That's one big ass donkey." ( 12:29am ) ( Muzzums ) Who wrote this? ( 12:30am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge is sort of bleeding to death right now. <Zed> Don't bleed on the carpet, Judge. ( 12:30am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Crowe tips salt in Judge's wounds. <Zed> It's a bitch to clean. ( 12:30am ) ( @Kibagami ) yeah. stop that. ( 12:31am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge is like, in pain. <Zed> 1,12( 14( 10EverythingAmp 14) 1)¤( 14( 10The Clash - Train In Vain 14) 1)¤( 14( 103m12s/2.94MB 14) 1)¤( 14( 10128Kbps/44kHz 14) 1)¤( 14( 10Played:7 14) 1) ( 12:31am ) ( Aecas ) What have you done ( 12:31am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Hey Judge! ( 12:31am ) ( @Judge ) Shot ( 12:31am ) ( merc ) what'd you do? ( 12:31am ) ( merc ) Did you win? ( 12:31am ) ( @Judge ) In the leg. ( 12:31am ) ( merc ) .... ( 12:31am ) ( @Judge ) It hurts. ( 12:31am ) ( merc ) with a real gun? ( 12:31am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Judge, would you consider yourself over as a heel? ( 12:31am ) ( Aecas ) Is that with one of those Airsoft things aain? ( 12:31am ) ( @Judge ) Yeah. If I weren't shot. ( 12:31am ) ( @Kibagami ) judge is over. ( 12:31am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10... ( 12:32am ) ( @Judge ) Airsoft doesn't make one bleede. ( 12:32am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10To what extent? ( 12:32am ) ( @Kibagami ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Cake - Satan is My Motor 12) ( 3m11s 12) ( 2.92MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 2 0 Times 12) ( 12:32am ) ( Aecas ) Then get off the chatroom and go to the hospital ( 12:32am ) ( merc ) seriously dude <Zed> Um. If you were actually shot, chat is not where I'd be right now. ( 12:32am ) ( merc ) what the fuck are you in a chat room for ( 12:32am ) ( @Judge ) lol ( 12:32am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( SWF Themes - Wildchild 12) ( 3m59s 12) ( 5.51MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 10 0 Times 12) ( 12:32am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10I mean, if Judge Hearford were actually in the WWE, how over would he be as a heel? ( 12:32am ) ( merc ) "But I just want to see if I won!" ( 12:32am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10DiBiase over? ( 12:32am ) ( @Judge ) Hmm.... ( 12:32am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Savage over? ( 12:32am ) ( DangerousOne ) HHH ( 12:32am ) ( @Kibagami ) Judge is fucked up. ( 12:32am ) ( merc ) Shane over. ( 12:32am ) ( @Judge ) I'm not quite sure. ( 12:32am ) ( DangerousOne ) ( 12:33am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Bossman over? ( 12:33am ) ( 4Kick ) ( 4#SWF ) ( 4 Judge ) ( 4Kicked ) ( 4 merc ) ( 4 *BANG* ) ( 12:33am ) ( 14Join ) ( 14 merc ) ( 14 [email protected] ) ( 14#SWF ) <Zed> X-Pac over. ( 12:33am ) ( merc ) what the fuck dude. ( 12:33am ) ( 9Action ) 9* merc cries ( 12:33am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Burn. ( 12:33am ) ( @Kibagami ) He's been smokin' the drugs. I saw him. ( 12:33am ) ( merc ) road dogg over. ( 12:33am ) ( Aecas ) I think Judgx0r is getting his second wind ( 12:33am ) ( @Judge ) Hey, it's better than being Test over on like Zed was. ( 12:33am ) ( @Judge ) I mean, jeez. ( 12:34am ) ( @Crowe ) JUDGE IS HIGH ( 12:34am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10I'm serious; this question has a bearing on my post-Genesis plans for my character. ( 12:34am ) ( @Judge ) We all know those chants for "Zed!" were piped in. ( 12:34am ) ( @Kibagami ) Yeah, man. Look at him. ( 12:34am ) ( @Judge ) Okay, seriously. ( 12:34am ) ( Muzzums ) Or is it excessive blood loss? ( 12:34am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15The Superjesus - Over And Out 7|| 15 4m12s 7|| 15Played 7 76 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 12:34am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10It's important for me to know how hated you would consider Judge to be by the average SWF mark. ( 12:34am ) ( @Judge ) I would say... I'd be over between Dibiase and Savage. ( 12:35am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10... that's over enough. Thanks. ( 12:35am ) ( @Judge ) I could hold the World Title if need be, though I'm not the most hated guy. ( 12:35am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( jamieknoble 12) ( 2m10s 12) ( 3MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 5 0 Times 12) ( 12:35am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Cowboy Bebop - Too Good, Too Bad 12) ( 2m35s 12) ( 3.14MB 12) ( 169Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 7 0 Times 12) ( 12:35am ) ( @Kibagami ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Cake - Rock and Roll Lifestyle 12) ( 4m10s 12) ( 3.36MB 12) ( 112Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 2 0 Times 12) ( 12:35am ) ( DangerousOne ) Judge ( 12:35am ) ( DangerousOne ) I think he means as in... how hated are you ( 12:36am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10So, not the "heel to end all heels," but up there? ( 12:36am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Kibagami beingz teh hated on ( 12:36am ) ( @Judge ) Yes. ( 12:36am ) ( merc ) well, he's no tom flesher! ( 12:36am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Aecas eats Special K ( 12:36am ) ( @Judge ) I'm not Satan, but more of a Greater Daemon. ( 12:36am ) ( @Judge ) Haven't quite made the jump yet. ( 12:36am ) ( merc ) so then, like hillary clinton ( 12:36am ) ( @Kibagami ) well, fuck waitin for the show. ( 12:36am ) ( 4Nick ) ( 4 Kibagami ) ( 4to ) ( 4 Silent ) ( 12:36am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Brown Derbies - Brian Wilson 12) ( 13m32s 12) ( 3.12MB 12) ( 32Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 11 0 Times 12) ( 12:37am ) ( @Judge ) Yes, Merc, except my penis is natural and longer. ( 12:37am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10So, in todays WWE, you might be Lesnar? ( 12:37am ) ( @Judge ) Hmm... I suppose. ( 12:37am ) ( merc ) her's is natural too. ( 12:37am ) ( DangerousOne ) or a heel angle ( 12:37am ) ( @Silent ) somebody explain how to register an IRC name again, because I do not remember. ( 12:37am ) ( @Judge ) I could debate that, but the guy taping up my leg probably doesn't want to see blood pouring out my calf. ( 12:37am ) ( @Judge ) Blood pressure and all that. ( 12:38am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( SWF Themes - G0R0 12) ( 4m23s 12) ( 4.03MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 5 0 Times 12) ( 12:38am ) ( merc ) type /msg ns register <pass> <e-mail> ( 12:38am ) ( merc ) without the bracktes. ( 12:38am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 4EvilJanusAMP! 0) 5Brutalising 4~ Shaman King - Oversoul ~ 5and pinning after a 4~ 0s ~! 5Equalizer beatdown! This makes 4~ 14 ~ 5 consecutive Rage Unleashed screwdrivers for each SJLer! ( 12:39am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( R.B. Greaves - Take a Letter Maria 12) ( 9m6s 12) ( 2.62MB 12) ( 40Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 7 0 Times 12) ( 12:39am ) ( @Janus ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !JanusServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 62 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 Nothing 15in 12 80 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Serving random shit. ] ( 12:39am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Cowboy Bebop Movie OST - Pushing the Sky 12) ( 4m5s 12) ( 3.76MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 7 0 Times 12) ( 12:39am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 7PikaAMP 0) 8Dancing like a Pikachu in tune to 7 Yu-Gi-Oh - Face Up, Face Down 8for 7 3m54s 8and Thundershocking Ash 7 17 8times! ( 12:39am ) ( @Silent ) "No such nick/channel" ( 12:39am ) ( @Silent ) ? ( 12:39am ) ( DangerousOne ) no msg ( 12:40am ) ( 4Nick ) ( 4 merc ) ( 4to ) ( 4 johnnysucks ) ( 12:40am ) ( @Silent ) still nothin. ( 12:40am ) ( 14Part ) ( 14 Silent ) ( 14 [email protected] ) ( 14#SWF ) ( 12:40am ) ( johnnysucks ) works for me. ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 *** NickServ Help *** ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 HELP - /msg NickServ Help <command> ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 This will allow you to get help and ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 correct syntax for NickServ. ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 i.e. /msg NickServ Help register. ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 Available topics are: ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 REGISTER - Register a nickname ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 IDENTIFY - Identify to your nickname ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 RECOVER - Recover your nickname ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 RELEASE - Release an enforcer thats holding your nick ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 GHOST - Ghost a user who is using your nick ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 DROP - Drop registration of your nick ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 SET - Change the settings/options of your nick ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 INFO - Get information on a registered nick ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 ACC - Check the access of a user to a nick ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 *** End of Help *** ( 12:40am ) ( 14Join ) ( 14 Silent ) ( 14 [email protected] ) ( 14#SWF ) ( 12:40am ) ( 12Op ) ( 12 ChanServ ) ( 12+@ ) ( 12 Silent ) ( 12:40am ) ( johnnysucks ) eh. ( 12:40am ) ( johnnysucks ) instead of ns. ( 12:40am ) ( johnnysucks ) put nickserv ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 Usage: REGISTER <password> <email> ( 12:40am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 NickServ ) 12 For help: /NickServ HELP REGISTER ( 12:40am ) ( johnnysucks ) usually the short version works. ( 12:40am ) ( 8Quit ) ( 8 Silent ) ( 8 [email protected] ) ( 8 QUIT: The SWF Script - the edition where all the bugs were grilled alongside the flesh of christians. ) ( 12:40am ) ( 14Join ) ( 14 Silent ) ( 14 [email protected] ) ( 14#SWF ) ( 12:41am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Billy Joel - Piano Man 12) ( 5m33s 12) ( 5.11MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 2 0 Times 12) ( 12:41am ) ( 4Nick ) ( 4 Silent ) ( 4to ) ( 4 Kibagami ) ( 12:41am ) ( johnnysucks ) work? ( 12:41am ) ( 12Op ) ( 12 ChanServ ) ( 12+@ ) ( 12 Kibagami ) ( 12:41am ) ( 4Nick ) ( 4 Kibagami ) ( 4to ) ( 4 Silent ) ( 12:41am ) ( @Silent ) that'll do 'till Crusen gets on. ( 12:41am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Cake - Hem Of Your Garment 12) ( 3m42s 12) ( 3.41MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 2 0 Times 12) ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 5m49s 10to 0Jon B - Burning 4 You 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 59m54s 10to 0carlos mencia - unmerciful 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 3m36s 10to 0Jon B - Pride And Joy 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 37s 10to 0Janet Jackson - 2wayforyou (Interlude) 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m39s 10to 0Merengue En La Calle - El Santo Cachon 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m10s 10to 0Boyz II Men - Let It Snow 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 3m58s 10to 0Stereo MC's - Connected 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 3m33s 10to 0Sean Paul - Get Busy 0 2 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 3m48s 10to 0Dobbie Brothers - Listen To the Music 0 3 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( 9Action ) 9* johnnysucks hangs himself ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 3m7s 10to 0Louis Armstrong f Ella Fitzgerald - Dream A Little Dream 0 3 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m4s 10to 0Eminem - If I Had 0 1 10different times! ( 12:41am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 1m21s 10to 0Jon B - Let's Go 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m10s 10to 0Wu-Tang Clan - CREAM 0 2 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m23s 10to 0Acid Reflux - Psychoholic 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 2m42s 10to 0Redman - Wrong 4 Dat 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m45s 10to 0Eminem - Bitch Please II (Feat. Dr. Dre, Snoop, Xzibit, Nate) 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 3m56s 10to 0P!nk - Split Personality 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m49s 10to 0Utada Hikaru - I Won't Last a Day Without You (feat Shiina Ringo) 0 3 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 4m17s 10to 0Cameo - Word Up 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10 WILD amp: The Bahama Bomber rocks the house for 0 5m5s 10to 0Digital Underground - Wheee! 0 1 10different times! ( 12:42am ) ( johnnysucks ) .. <Zed> Stopping around four or five random songs is okay with us, WC. ( 12:42am ) ( johnnysucks ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( 04-socialburn-everyone-BUTT 12) ( 4m 12) ( 5.51MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 12:42am ) ( johnnysucks ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( 08-alien_ant_farm-goodbye-pms 12) ( 4m5s 12) ( 5.63MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 12:42am ) ( johnnysucks ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Track07(UnderTakeR-) 12) ( 7m10s 12) ( 9.91MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 3 0 Times 12) ( 12:42am ) ( johnnysucks ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( 08-zao-all_else_failed-ksi 12) ( 13m27s 12) ( 18.59MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 12:43am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Cannibal Corpse - Dismembered And Molested 7|| 15 1m55s 7|| 15Played 7 4 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 12:43am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10I'll make a note of that, Zed. ( 12:43am ) ( 4Nick ) ( 4 johnnysucks ) ( 4to ) ( 4 Tryst ) ( 12:43am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10... ( 12:43am ) ( Tryst ) ? <Zed> Anyway. Great, now I'm conditioned to seeing Kibagami, and Silent is a really odd nick. ( 12:44am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Brown University - The Brown Derbies - Don't Wanna Miss a Thing 12) ( 4m1s 12) ( 3.69MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 4 0 Times 12) ( 12:44am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( John Cena 2nd Theme dftp 12) ( 3m1s 12) ( 2.77MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 7 0 Times 12) ( 12:44am ) ( @Silent ) That's the fun of it. ( 12:44am ) ( DangerousOne ) 05 Under Cover Amp~ 00 - 05 Blondie -- I Touch Myself 00 - 05 3.47MB 00 - 05 128Kbps 00 - 05 3m46s 00 - 05 Saved the World 00 7 05 Times ( 12:44am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( WWF - John Cena 5th (Wrestlemania XIX Gamecube) 12) ( 2m45s 12) ( 3.8MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 12:44am ) ( @Janus ) 5,3[ 4Nemesis 5AMP 4] 5Destroying your faith in humanity to 2 Dragonball Z - Spirit vs Spirit 5while you watch Sherry and Jill get raped by spiders, lickers and Tyrants 2 15 5times in 2 4m51s 5sessions. ( 12:45am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 4EvilJanusAMP! 0) 5Brutalising 4~ Opeth - Black Rose Immortal ~ 5and pinning after a 4~ 20m3s ~! 5Equalizer beatdown! This makes 4~ 13 ~ 5 consecutive Rage Unleashed screwdrivers for each SJLer! ( 12:45am ) ( DangerousOne ) 05 Under Cover Amp~ 00 - 05 Britney Spears - I Can't Get No Satisfaction [New CD] 00 - 05 6.06MB 00 - 05 192Kbps 00 - 05 4m23s 00 - 05 Saved the World 00 31 05 Times ( 12:45am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 7PikaAMP 0) 8Dancing like a Pikachu in tune to 7 Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb 8for 7 6m21s 8and Thundershocking Ash 7 12 8times! ( 12:45am ) ( @Janus ) ... ( 12:45am ) ( Tryst ) ... ( 12:45am ) ( Tryst ) what the fuck. ( 12:45am ) ( Tryst ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( (tool) - 4 cold and ugly (live) 12) ( 4m7s 12) ( 5.7MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 12:45am ) ( @Janus ) (4:44pm) (DangerousOne) Under Cover Amp~ - Britney Spears <--- DIE ( 12:45am ) ( Tryst ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( 01-sevendust-enemy_(radio_clean_mix)-pms 12) ( 2m52s 12) ( 3.97MB 12) ( 192Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 2 0 Times 12) ( 12:45am ) ( DangerousOne ) bye ( 12:45am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Merc = Tryst? ( 12:45am ) ( Tryst ) yeah ( 12:45am ) ( DangerousOne ) aye ( 12:45am ) ( Tryst ) you didn't know that? ( 12:46am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10No, I didn't... ( 12:46am ) ( Tryst ) wow. ( 12:46am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10So, who were you when you didn't suck? ( 12:46am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Da Vinci's Notebook - Internet Porn 7|| 15 2m36s 7|| 15Played 7 2 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 12:46am ) ( Tryst ) It thought everyone did. ( 12:46am ) ( DangerousOne ) WC = sheltered ( 12:46am ) ( @Judge ) Mercury ( 12:46am ) ( Tryst ) hmm? ( 12:46am ) ( @Judge ) WAY back when. <Zed> 4,6( 4( 1EverythingAmp 4))¤(( 1The Police - Message In A Bottle 4))¤(( 14m49s/4.44MB 4))¤(( 1128Kbps/44kHz 4))¤(( 1Played:4 4)) ( 12:46am ) ( Tryst ) Tryst didn't suck. ( 12:46am ) ( Tryst ) I just never showed. ( 12:46am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Wildchild doesn't keep track of multiple gimmicks ( 12:46am ) ( @Judge ) Well, that's what I'm assuming he meant. ( 12:46am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Silent does not make the "but he said when you DIDN'T suck!" joke. ( 12:46am ) ( @Judge ) When you cared, Merc. ( 12:46am ) ( @Judge ) When you cared. ( 12:46am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Silent is ABOVE such things. ( 12:46am ) ( DangerousOne ) I've only had 1 gimmick ( 12:46am ) ( Tryst ) that was a long, long time ago. ( 12:47am ) ( DangerousOne ) under this name that is <Zed> [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !Zserv ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/3 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 157 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 440875082 0.4GIG 15in 12 184 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Porn, roms, wrestling, yadda yadda yadda. ] ( 12:47am ) ( @Judge ) Hush, Brimstone. ( 12:47am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Tryst didn not, in fact, suck; I was quite entertained by the Tryst matches I had a chance to read. ( 12:47am ) ( @Judge ) =-P ( 12:47am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Chino XL - What You Got 12) ( 4m17s 12) ( 3.45MB 12) ( 112Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 2 0 Times 12) ( 12:47am ) ( Tryst ) it's unfortunate that I wasn't able to make Tryst work. ( 12:47am ) ( Tryst ) perhaps we'll see him again sometime. ( 12:47am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10I just said Tryst sucked because you kind of quit. ( 12:47am ) ( Aecas ) Piss, about 10 minutes before I have to go to work ( 12:47am ) ( Tryst ) no, I didn't kind of quit. ( 12:47am ) ( Tryst ) I did quit. ( 12:47am ) ( @Crowe ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !CroweServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 106 times ] [ 15Sent: 12 15 12 138 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms. ] ( 12:47am ) ( Tryst ) after I jobbed to a Spike haiku. ( 12:48am ) ( Tryst ) I mean, there was no saving me at that point. ( 12:48am ) ( DangerousOne ) Merc will no show his own funeral ( 12:48am ) ( @Silent ) yeah, die for that. ( 12:48am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10I don't think I could come back as a different character; my writing style seems kind of distinct... ( 12:48am ) ( Tryst ) I had half a match. ( 12:48am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10At least, it does to me. ( 12:48am ) ( @Judge ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Star Wars Episode I - Dual of the Fates 12) ( 4m13s 12) ( 3.88MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 3 0 Times 12) ( 12:48am ) ( Tryst ) I was adding an ending on to send it in when the show was posted, silent. ( 12:48am ) ( @Silent ) wouldve beat a haiku. ( 12:48am ) ( Tryst ) thoth said the next DAY, not the next morning. ( 12:48am ) ( Tryst ) he deceived me. ( 12:48am ) ( DangerousOne ) hmm ( 12:48am ) ( DangerousOne ) Whoops ( 12:48am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Pain Of Salvation - Used 7|| 15 5m20s 7|| 15Played 7 19 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 12:49am ) ( DangerousOne ) I better send in these votes ( 12:49am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Silent wonders if he'll end up being the one dissenting vote in the MOTY category ( 12:49am ) ( DangerousOne ) ? ( 12:49am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Okay, so raise your hand if you've only had one character? ( 12:49am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Wildchild raises hand ( 12:49am ) ( DangerousOne ) Edwin and raynor already have enough awards ( 12:49am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Silent did not vote for Edwin/Raynor ( 12:50am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge raises hand. ( 12:50am ) ( 9Action ) 9* DangerousOne raises hand ( 12:50am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Aecas raises hand ( 12:50am ) ( @Silent ) well, thank jesus. ( 12:50am ) ( Tryst ) you had brimstone, johnny. ( 12:50am ) ( @Judge ) Dangerous, don't delude yourself. ( 12:50am ) ( @Judge ) Brimstone, man. ( 12:50am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Brimstone? ( 12:50am ) ( DangerousOne ) That wasn;t me ( 12:50am ) ( @Judge ) Yep. Way back when... ( 12:50am ) ( Tryst ) BULLSHIT ( 12:50am ) ( @Silent ) he put the fear of god into munich and sarah, you know. ( 12:50am ) ( 9Action ) 9* DangerousOne shakes fist ( 12:50am ) ( @Silent ) right before we found out he was gay as a three-dollar bill. ( 12:50am ) ( Tryst ) he had a masterful series of events with apoc. ( 12:51am ) ( Aecas ) ( 117:51am ) ( @Silent ) right before we found out he was gay as a three-dollar bill. ( 12:51am ) ( DangerousOne ) hey now ( 12:51am ) ( Aecas ) What the fuck? <Zed> And if you had a problem with him carrying a Glock, you should just bring a .45 of your OWN to the ring. ( 12:51am ) ( @Silent ) Aecas. ( 12:51am ) ( Aecas ) Yes ( 12:51am ) ( @Judge ) What did you vote for, Silent? Frost vs. Flesher? ( 12:51am ) ( DangerousOne ) none of you convinced crusen to let your stable take over the damn JL ( 12:51am ) ( @Silent ) he wrote this promo where he went all commando beatdown style on JD Munich and Sarah. ( 12:51am ) ( @Silent ) Because he didn't like them. * Zed follows this advice and plugs Johnny. Hooooo! ( 12:51am ) ( Tryst ) none of us asked, brimey. ( 12:51am ) ( Aecas ) I see ( 12:51am ) ( @Silent ) So they wrote a promo where they filmed Brimstone's military base. ( 12:51am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge notes that guns hurt. Especially in the leg. ( 12:51am ) ( DangerousOne ) that doesn't count ( 12:51am ) ( @Silent ) Where everybody's trained to be gay. ( 12:51am ) ( @Silent ) Oh, yes it does. ( 12:52am ) ( DangerousOne ) lemme find it S ( 12:52am ) ( Aecas ) lol ( 12:52am ) ( DangerousOne ) I got it somewhere ( 12:52am ) ( @Silent ) And Judge, I voted for TNT/ELM. ( 12:52am ) ( @Silent ) I don't want to see it. ( 12:52am ) ( @Judge ) Ah. ( 12:52am ) ( Aecas ) Judge why don't you just go to hospital then? ( 12:52am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( Common - Between Me, You & Liberation 12) ( 6m20s 12) ( 5.84MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 12:52am ) ( Tryst ) because judge is a moron. ( 12:52am ) ( @Judge ) Because I'm creating a bad ass image. ( 12:52am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10So, Johnny used to be a gay soldier? ( 12:52am ) ( @Janus ) ( 7G0R0AMPZ! 0) 3G0R0 IS BEINGZ MORE CHARISMATIC THANZ 12DJVix-N - DanceFur-eak 3! G0R0 BEINGZ POSINGZ FOR 12 3m33s 3AND IZ EATINGZ 12 16 3SMALL CHILDRENZ FOR STRENGTHZ~!!1 ( 12:52am ) ( Tryst ) he's JD, in some way. ( 12:52am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 4EvilJanusAMP! 0) 5Brutalising 4~ Emperor - I Am The Black Wizard ~ 5and pinning after a 4~ 5m58s ~! 5Equalizer beatdown! This makes 4~ 10 ~ 5 consecutive Rage Unleashed screwdrivers for each SJLer! ( 12:52am ) ( Aecas ) Where in the leg did you get shot? ( 12:52am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Judge is going to no-sell a leg wound. ( 12:52am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 7PikaAMP 0) 8Dancing like a Pikachu in tune to 7 2 Rants - Guns 8for 7 5m19s 8and Thundershocking Ash 7 12 8times! ( 12:52am ) ( @Silent ) yeah, Dub Cee. pretty much. <Zed> Brimestone was a different character than Johnny, as a note. ( 12:52am ) ( @Judge ) Calf. ( 12:52am ) ( Tryst ) I'm going to drive up to where you live and finish you off, judge. <Zed> *Brimstone ( 12:52am ) ( Aecas ) Through it? Or did it nick it ( 12:53am ) ( @Judge ) I'm still alive, so I assume it missed the femoral artery. ( 12:53am ) ( @Judge ) Clean out. ( 12:53am ) ( Tryst ) judge... ( 12:53am ) ( Tryst ) may I ask WHY you got shot? ( 12:53am ) ( DangerousOne ) Well ( 12:53am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Judge ) 12 Should I stop this? ( 12:53am ) ( @Judge ) Actually, Merc, no. ( 12:53am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 Nah. ( 12:53am ) ( @Judge ) You may not. ( 12:53am ) ( Tryst ) ... ( 12:53am ) ( Tryst ) I'm going to anyway. ( 12:53am ) ( Tryst ) WHY? ( 12:53am ) ( DangerousOne ) How bout them Sooners ( 12:53am ) ( @Judge ) I think leaving it up to the imagination is much cooler. ( 12:53am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 because you questioned the liberal agenda! ( 12:53am ) ( Tryst ) no, no it isn't. ( 12:53am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 Say it, dude. ( 12:54am ) ( @Judge ) Okay, okay. ( 12:54am ) ( Tryst ) did you get caught sleeping with the mailman again? <Zed> He's right, actually. ( 12:54am ) ( @Judge ) Some fucking Peace Action kids shot me. ( 12:54am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 YES! ( 12:54am ) ( Tryst ) peace action? ( 12:54am ) ( DangerousOne ) lol ( 12:54am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10Bah Gawd, Johnny's s BOOMER SOONER, Bah Gawd! ( 12:54am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 you are my hero. ( 12:54am ) ( @Judge ) Stupid fucking left-wing bastards. ( 12:54am ) ( Tryst ) ... ( 12:54am ) ( Aecas ) Judge see a doctor and get that hole plugged up then ( 12:54am ) ( Tryst ) why did they shoot YOU? <Zed> I was hoping more for "I got to hold a gun, but dropped it and shot myself." ( 12:54am ) ( Tryst ) heh. ( 12:54am ) ( @Judge ) Well, Zed, I did shoot one back. ( 12:54am ) ( Tryst ) is he dead? <Zed> Killing liberals is a-ok, as a note. ( 12:55am ) ( DangerousOne ) Pfft ( 12:55am ) ( DangerousOne ) Judge ( 12:55am ) ( @Judge ) Dunno. He shot me first, my buddy carried me back after I fired at him. <Zed> You can't be prosecuted for it in 44 states. ( 12:55am ) ( DangerousOne ) Tell the truth now ( 12:55am ) ( @Judge ) Okay, okay... ( 12:55am ) ( Tryst ) ...yeah, your buddy carried you back to the chat room. ( 12:55am ) ( @Judge ) I fired first. ( 12:55am ) ( Tryst ) nice. ( 12:55am ) ( DangerousOne ) you tried to invade the sority house ( 12:55am ) ( DangerousOne ) got shot ( 12:55am ) ( DangerousOne ) etc ( 12:55am ) ( Aecas ) See you al later ( 12:55am ) ( @Silent ) DUDE. -> Ops #SWF: Bwa ha ha -> Ops #SWF: This is golden. ( 12:56am ) ( @Silent ) The New Me stole my custom title. ( 12:56am ) ( @Silent ) let's kill him. ( 12:56am ) ( 8Quit ) ( 8 Aecas ) ( 8 [email protected] ) ( 8 QUIT: Death shouldn't be rushed. One should savor it like fine wine and enjoy its aroma. ) ( 12:56am ) ( @Judge ) It was a late night protest, bitch was mouthing off to me, pushing me. I was getting ganged up on. ( 12:56am ) ( DangerousOne ) Me? -> Ops #SWF: It's incredibly rare for you to carry chat, Judge, but when you do... ( 12:56am ) ( Tryst ) so you shot him. ( 12:56am ) ( Tryst ) nice. ( 12:56am ) ( @Judge ) My buddy tried to stop the stupid bitch, but hey, she shouldn't have pushed me. ( 12:56am ) ( @Judge ) No, her. ( 12:56am ) ( DangerousOne ) protest of what? ( 12:56am ) ( Tryst ) ... ( 12:56am ) ( Tryst ) of guns, probably. ( 12:56am ) ( @Judge ) The "War" in Iraq. ( 12:56am ) ( DangerousOne ) ... ( 12:57am ) ( DangerousOne ) what War? ( 12:57am ) ( @Crowe ) The war against morons. ( 12:57am ) ( @Judge ) Who the fuck would think a Peace protesters would carry a fucking gun. ( 12:57am ) ( DangerousOne ) to late to protest it now ( 12:57am ) ( DangerousOne ) I mean, what good is that going to do ( 12:57am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 how much longer shall we let him buy this? ( 12:57am ) ( DangerousOne ) Send WC after em ( 12:57am ) ( DangerousOne ) he's got a ship ( 12:57am ) ( @Judge ) That's what I said. -> Ops #SWF: This is just getting good. ( 12:57am ) ( DangerousOne ) I'm sure ( 12:57am ) ( @Judge ) Stupid bitch. ( 12:57am ) ( @Judge ) And her stupid fucking boyfriend. ( 12:58am ) ( +Wildchild ) 10I won't have a boat until next year. -> Ops #SWF: Her boyfriend was pro-life! ( 12:58am ) ( @Judge ) Shit, I hope they didn't follow us. -> Ops #SWF: PRO-LIFE! -> Ops #SWF: I wanna' see Johnny's reaction. ( 12:58am ) ( Muzzums ) So, wait, Judge actually got shot? ( 12:58am ) ( DangerousOne ) Pfft ( 12:58am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Judge ) 12 It'd be CHOICE, man. ( 12:58am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Crowe ) 12 You guys are terrible, lol. ( 12:58am ) ( DangerousOne ) like he'd be sitting here in a chat room if he had ( 12:59am ) ( @Janus ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !JanusServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 62 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 Nothing 15in 12 80 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Serving random shit. ] ( 12:59am ) ( @Judge ) Johnny: My roommate is training to be a paramedic. ( 12:59am ) ( DangerousOne ) a EMT? ( 12:59am ) ( DangerousOne ) at college ( 12:59am ) ( @Judge ) He helps out the football team and he tajes his first aid kit home. ( 12:59am ) ( Muzzums ) Go back to school Johnny, fucking frenchy. ( 12:59am ) ( DangerousOne ) thats a vo tech thing ( 1:00am ) ( @Judge ) Would you like me to show you the course offered at Albion College? ( 1:00am ) ( DangerousOne ) not really ( 1:00am ) ( DangerousOne ) Ypu can go to Vo-Tech here for it ( 1:00am ) ( DangerousOne ) its a rather low paying job ( 1:00am ) ( @Judge ) Not in Michigan. ( 1:00am ) ( DangerousOne ) 6.50 an hour to start ( 1:00am ) ( @Judge ) Remember we have Detroit. ( 1:00am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 BACKPEDAL FASTER JOHNNY ( 1:00am ) ( DangerousOne ) ohhh ( 1:00am ) ( @Judge ) And other big cities. ( 1:00am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 FASTER! ( 1:00am ) ( DangerousOne ) Well we have big cities too ( 1:01am ) ( @Judge ) Like Detroit? ( 1:01am ) ( DangerousOne ) they just arent over filled to the brim with peeps ( 1:01am ) ( @Judge ) Like Detroit? ( 1:01am ) ( DangerousOne ) OKC is bigger than detroit ( 1:01am ) ( DangerousOne ) in square miles ( 1:01am ) ( @Judge ) Is it as DANGEROUS as Detroit? ( 1:01am ) ( DangerousOne ) no ( 1:01am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 I called the backpedaling! ( 1:01am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Silent ) 12 I'm just that awesome today. ( 1:01am ) ( DangerousOne ) but then again ( 1:02am ) ( DangerousOne ) not all parts of detroit are bad ( 1:02am ) ( DangerousOne ) I been there ( 1:02am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Will Haven - I've Seen My Fate 7|| 15 3m47s 7|| 15Played 7 6 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:02am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Pantera - Suicide Note Pt. II (Live) 7|| 15 4m18s 7|| 15Played 7 1 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:02am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Silverchair - Anthem For The Year 2000 7|| 15 4m6s 7|| 15Played 7 15 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:02am ) ( @Judge ) Johnny, I've lived there. ( 1:02am ) ( @Judge ) My mom teaches there. ( 1:02am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Janus ) 12 You people are such bastards.... (Y) ( 1:03am ) ( @Judge ) My father has seen tanks go down Woodward Avenue. ( 1:03am ) ( @Judge ) You don't know Detroit. ( 1:03am ) ( Thoth ) Well then. ( 1:03am ) ( @Silent ) Judge. ( 1:03am ) ( @Silent ) look. ( 1:03am ) ( Thoth ) Detroit is a fine place to live if there are tanks. ( 1:03am ) ( @Silent ) Go find a wall somewhere. ( 1:03am ) ( @Silent ) preferably brick. ( 1:03am ) ( DangerousOne ) If its that bad move out ( 1:03am ) ( @Silent ) Now, hit your head against it as hard as you possibly can. ( 1:03am ) ( @Silent ) come back to the computer. ( 1:04am ) ( @Silent ) If Johnny's still irrational, do the thing with the bricks again. ( 1:04am ) ( @Judge ) That was during the riots of 1968, but I'd rather not travel around it without armed escort. ( 1:04am ) ( @Judge ) Or my handgun. ( 1:04am ) ( @Silent ) Just do that 'till he sounds better. ( 1:04am ) ( @Judge ) Which is why I carry my Sig 226 with me. ( 1:04am ) ( @Judge ) Silent: That'd fuckin' hurt my leg. ( 1:04am ) ( @Silent ) oh. ( 1:04am ) ( @Silent ) Well, just argue with him some more, then. ( 1:04am ) ( @Silent ) have a good time with that. ( 1:04am ) ( Tryst ) or shoot him. ( 1:04am ) ( @Silent ) watch the blood pressure, though. ( 1:04am ) ( DangerousOne ) Silent: Shut up. Just because I don';t agree with someone doesn't make me irrationial ( 1:04am ) ( @Judge ) That's why I'm sitting here. And props to my roommate for stopping the bleeding. ( 1:05am ) ( Tryst ) judge is so hardcore. ( 1:05am ) ( @Silent ) no, you're irrational regardless. just entertain judge some more. ( 1:05am ) ( @Judge ) I just hope to God the cops don't come in here. ( 1:05am ) ( Tryst ) lol. ( 1:05am ) ( Tryst ) i can see that now. ( 1:05am ) ( Muzzums ) Judge didn't look that hardcore in his photo. ( 1:05am ) ( DangerousOne ) he'd be more hardcore if he could dig the bullet out with a swiss army knife ( 1:05am ) ( Tryst ) "Hey...where'd you get the gunshot wound?" ( 1:05am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( De La Soul - Big Brother Beat 12) ( 3m42s 12) ( 3.41MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) <Zed> 4,6( 4( 1EverythingAmp 4))¤(( 1Street Fighter - Ryu's Theme (Techno Remix) 4))¤(( 13m56s/3.63MB 4))¤(( 1128Kbps/44kHz 4))¤(( 1Playe d:5 4)) ( 1:05am ) ( @Judge ) Seriously, I'll someone at the hospital in the afternoon. My roommate is tellin' me to just say I pulled a muscle so I'm limping like I am. ( 1:06am ) ( Tryst ) "...SWF." ( 1:06am ) ( @Judge ) I don't want to go now because I don't want anything on my record. ( 1:06am ) ( DangerousOne ) ... ( 1:06am ) ( Tryst ) it won't be on your record if you go tomorrow? ( 1:06am ) ( DangerousOne ) On your record? ( 1:06am ) ( DangerousOne ) Someone shot you ( 1:06am ) ( @Judge ) I could say someone tried to mug me. ( 1:06am ) ( DangerousOne ) why would it be on your record ( 1:06am ) ( Tryst ) you can't say that now? ( 1:06am ) ( @Judge ) If I go in after someone shot me and I shot them, they'd figure out it was me real quick. ( 1:06am ) ( @Judge ) I'm looking for a career in politics. ( 1:06am ) ( DangerousOne ) Oh ( 1:07am ) ( DangerousOne ) you shot back ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) lol. <Zed> [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !Zserv ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/3 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 157 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 440875082 0.4GIG 15in 12 184 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Porn, roms, wrestling, yadda yadda yadda. ] ( 1:07am ) ( @Judge ) DOES ANYONE SEE THE PROBLEM HERE? ( 1:07am ) ( DangerousOne ) aim for the eyes? ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) not if you have money. ( 1:07am ) ( @Judge ) Eyes? ( 1:07am ) ( @Judge ) Tryst, my mom is a teacher. My dad is a construction worker. <Zed> Judge: "I didn't inhale." ( 1:07am ) ( DangerousOne ) when you shot back ( 1:07am ) ( @Judge ) I'm working on a scholarship. ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) hmm. ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) well then, sell your body. <Zed> So simply, you just say, "I didn't shoot back." ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) that's the only way. ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) lol. <Zed> Or "it went off." ( 1:07am ) ( @Judge ) If I lose this, it's Christ, how many years would I be in jail for? ( 1:07am ) ( @Crowe ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !CroweServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 106 times ] [ 15Sent: 12 15 12 138 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms. ] ( 1:07am ) ( Tryst ) "I don't have a gun." ( 1:07am ) ( TM_12601 ) Whoa. I uh, read the part above when he explained that he shoots liberals, and I've decided that I'm never arguing with teh Judgeums again. ( 1:08am ) ( Tryst ) "what's that then?" ( 1:08am ) ( Tryst ) "that...that's nothing." ( 1:08am ) ( DangerousOne ) You could always say you were trying to stop an old lady from getting mugged ( 1:08am ) ( @Judge ) Assault with a deadly weapon, possibly 2nd degree murder. ( 1:08am ) ( @Judge ) Hell, if I'm lucky I could get that down to manslaughter. ( 1:08am ) ( DangerousOne ) ... ( 1:08am ) ( Tryst ) so then... ( 1:08am ) ( DangerousOne ) Your 2 funny Judge ( 1:08am ) ( Tryst ) when you go in tomorrow, they won't be able to figure out that you were shot several hours ago, eh? ( 1:08am ) ( TM_12601 ) So... how 'bout them Red Wings? ( 1:08am ) ( @Judge ) To be honest, if I weren't here with you guys I'd probably be scared as hell. ( 1:09am ) ( @Judge ) And one thing: You never tell anyone about htis. <Zed> Manslaughter is a 30 year base sentance, IIRC. But I'm not sure. ( 1:09am ) ( Tryst ) or, you could always drive to another city and go to a hospital there, couldn' you? <Zed> No, no, Tyler. ( 1:09am ) ( DangerousOne ) you got red Wings, cast? <Zed> How about them Penguins ? ( 1:09am ) ( 9Action ) 9* TM_12601 cries ( 1:09am ) ( @Judge ) I know some people know my real name, so please, don't rat me out. ( 1:09am ) ( TM_12601 ) Watch, they'll win the cup this year. ( 1:09am ) ( Tryst ) I don't know your real name. But just for the record, what is it? ( 1:09am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Tryst doesn't expect it to come. ( 1:09am ) ( @Judge ) Tyler, don't make me laugh. It makes my leg hurt. ( 1:09am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Guns N' Roses - Mr. Brownstone 7|| 15 3m47s 7|| 15Played 7 7 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) <Zed> Mario Lemieux will play 65 games, be 35 points above a PPG, and be -20. ( 1:10am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( De La Soul - Stakes Is High 12) ( 5m28s 12) ( 5.04MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 1:10am ) ( TM_12601 ) If you didn't laugh at my previous comment, I'd handily doubt you'll laugh at anything else. <Zed> Meanwhile, the team will score 5 goals he doesn't assist on. <Zed> Or score himself. ( 1:10am ) ( Tryst ) -20? What's tha tmean? ( 1:10am ) ( TM_12601 ) I can't believe they got rid of EVERYONE. <Zed> +/- is a hockey stat. If you're on the ice when a goal is scored by your team, it's +1. If you're on the ice when a goal is scored against you, it's -1. ( 1:11am ) ( TM_12601 ) They should seriously rename the team "Pittsburgh Mario Lemieux" ( 1:11am ) ( Tryst ) that's actually what I thought. Yay for paying attention before. ( 1:11am ) ( TM_12601 ) Anyway, back to Judge's shooting. <Zed> Well, he does own them... ( 1:11am ) ( Tryst ) yeah, TM, they've already got the chicago Ron Jeremy ( 1:11am ) ( 8Quit ) ( 8 DangerousOne ) ( 8 [email protected] ) ( 8 QUIT: Making like a tree... ) ( 1:11am ) ( @Judge ) What, Tyler? ( 1:12am ) ( TM_12601 ) Why do you bother fighting with people who yell at protests? ( 1:12am ) ( TM_12601 ) You KNOW you'll never get through to them. ( 1:12am ) ( @Judge ) I didn't. They fucking surrounded me. ( 1:12am ) ( Tryst ) obviously he was looking to get shot. ( 1:12am ) ( TM_12601 ) What were you doing before that? ( 1:12am ) ( @Judge ) Walking over to the KC with my roommate. ( 1:12am ) ( Tryst ) are there gun fights over there a lot? ( 1:13am ) ( @Judge ) No. ( 1:13am ) ( TM_12601 ) ...do you wear a sign that says "I SUPPORTED THE WAR AND I'M A CONSERVATIVE" on your back, or did they just randomly attack you? ( 1:13am ) ( Tryst ) hmm. ( 1:13am ) ( @Judge ) No. I called them fucking morons for telling people to end something that is already over. ( 1:13am ) ( Muzzums ) ... Haha ( 1:13am ) ( Muzzums ) Too true, ( 1:13am ) ( Tryst ) I think it's clear that they just simply weren't fans of Judge William Hearford. ( 1:13am ) ( TM_12601 ) Ah. ( 1:13am ) ( @Judge ) Indeed. I should have put one in a Stretch Plum. ( 1:13am ) ( Tryst ) you should've. ( 1:14am ) ( Tryst ) but then you'd be dead, you know. ( 1:14am ) ( TM_12601 ) In retrospect, it'd probably have been a better idea to just roll your eyes and mutter under your breath. However, such things are never clear when they first happen. ( 1:14am ) ( @Crowe ) ( 1_ 7Crow 0Amp 7|| 15Death - Zero Tolerance 7|| 15 4m46s 7|| 15Played 7 3 15Times 1 15 7|| 1 0,1<~^~^ 0{ 7* 0v 7* 0} 0^~^~> 0,1 1_ 0) ( 1:14am ) ( @Judge ) Well, I would have left if they didn't fucking surround me. ( 1:14am ) ( @Judge ) Despite their name, these fuckers are militant assholes. ( 1:15am ) ( TM_12601 ) And you shot first? ( 1:15am ) ( TM_12601 ) Just a punchy decision? ( 1:15am ) ( @Judge ) They were pushing me. I didn't know if they were gonna beat the shit out of me or what. ( 1:15am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( De La Soul - Supa Emcees 12) ( 3m39s 12) ( 3.36MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 1:15am ) ( @Judge ) When I shot, they scattered. One got a hit in my leg before I fired again, and my friend helped me back. ( 1:16am ) ( @Judge ) That was the most frightening trip across campus I've ever had. ( 1:16am ) ( @Judge ) I was so scared they hit me in that fucking artery. ( 1:16am ) ( TM_12601 ) Hollow point bullets, or is there a chance they can ID the bullet and trace back to you? ( 1:17am ) ( @Crowe ) Of course they can, don't you watch CSI!? PFt -> Ops #SWF: T-minus two minutes and counting. ( 1:17am ) ( TM_12601 ) First of all, fucking dismantle that shit and scatter it in the nearest body of water, and report the gun stolen. ( 1:17am ) ( TM_12601 ) Because if you're not about to die, you need to CYA ( 1:17am ) ( @Judge ) True. ( 1:17am ) ( 9Action ) 9* Tryst watches TM tell Judge how to be a criminal ( 1:17am ) ( TM_12601 ) In all honesty... O ( 1:17am ) ( TM_12601 ) err ( 1:17am ) ( @Judge ) I bought the bullets through someone else, though, so I may be cool there. ( 1:17am ) ( TM_12601 ) I've thought about this too much. -> Ops #SWF: T-minus one minute and counting. ( 1:18am ) ( @Judge ) He's a personal friend and he deals with a lot of different people. ( 1:18am ) ( TM_12601 ) Still, the gun is your problem because I've read they leave a distinctive mark on the bullet when it's fired. ( 1:18am ) ( @Crowe ) If you need to dispose of bodies, cut off the head, hands and feet, bury those somewhere and dump the body in a river. ( 1:18am ) ( @Judge ) Yes, I will. ( 1:18am ) ( TM_12601 ) They can trace a bullet back to where a gun is fired. ( 1:18am ) ( @Judge ) But I'm not going out there right now. ( 1:18am ) ( @Judge ) Yes, Tyler, I know this. ( 1:18am ) ( TM_12601 ) Good call. -> Ops #SWF: 30 seconds! ( 1:18am ) ( TM_12601 ) But yeah, dismantle it first. ( 1:18am ) ( @Silent ) 12( SWFAmp 12) ( De La Soul - The Biziness 12) ( 5m40s 12) ( 5.22MB 12) ( 128Kbps 12) ( 0Played: 12 1 0 Times 12) ( 1:19am ) ( 12Notice ) ( 12 Janus ) 12 I have no comment....bwaha. ( 1:19am ) ( @Janus ) [ 12SWF Fserve Open ] [ 15Trigger: 12 !JanusServ ] [ 15Slots: 12 0/5 ] [ 15Sends: 12 0/1 ] [ 15Accessed: 12 62 times ] [ 15Snagged: 12 Nothing 15in 12 80 15files ] [ 15Note: 12 Serving random shit. ] ( 1:19am ) ( @Judge ) Okay, Tyler, okay. ( 1:19am ) ( TM_12601 ) ( 1:19am ) ( @Judge ) My buddy says he's going out of town with the football team. ( 1:19am ) ( TM_12601 ) And I know you probably already have thought of this, but you have to report the gun stolen a few days ago. Say you noticed it gone this morning. ( 1:19am ) ( @Judge ) He'll put it in his duffle and drop it off in Jackson. ( 1:19am ) ( @Janus ) 0( 7PikaAMP 0) 8Dancing like a Pikachu in tune to 7 Ultima - Stones 8for 7 2m17s 8and Thundershocking Ash 7 12 8times! ( 1:19am ) ( @Judge ) Oh fuck ( 1:20am ) ( @Judge ) Somethin' goin' on outside my room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued...

Hey yo, people. After the failure of Empire Feds, I kinda went back to eWPlanet to both promote ourselves and look for interesting things we might want to get involved in. Well, searching through a bunch of free agent posts I found another I-Fed: Revolution Wrestling Network. Unlike Empire Feds, the place looks pretty well organized, and the only way I see this failing is because of the feds inside it dying off. Here's the website for your view pleasure: Revolution Wrestling Network So what is their ratings system? Is it drawn out of a hat like Empire Feds? Does it include wacky forum activity ratings and other such shit? Ratings Guide Actually, no. They just judge it on how good the show itself looks, how cleanly it flows, and how well it is written. No RPs, no need to post on the forums all day and night, just how well we do on the shows. Of course it wouldn't hurt to be active on the forums, it's not required. Another interesting thing they have: iCash A cash system. Sort of like a way to see how well you are doing, really, and another way of luring people away from other feds. It's a neat little thing, though I dunno if it'll actually get implimented in the whole scheme of things. So, what do we need? A NEW WEBSITE. Yes, I know it's been a while since I've said this, but Atlas has dun disappeared, leaving our website woefully behind. Plus the fact that it could probably be set up far better (Aesthetically speaking) than it is right now. So hopefully someone will get their keisters into gear and finish dis thing up . That's pretty much all we need to be the complete package for this thing. Any comments, questions, death threats, letter bombs, or love notes?

8,142 words, and I lack anything in the quality category.

Congrads, IL. I always knew you could do this. Now you are only a step away from being bumped up! :D:D:D:D:D:D

Just got back from KKPsi Ritual... and I'm never gonna get that much. Hopefully I have quality on my side... Well, not likely, but gotta hope anyways.

Thankfully most of it will leave with you. And what the hell was the subject before, because I forgot about it after ridiculing cartman.

Writing at 1K words an hour and done with my finish. Now the other half of the body. And that's all I'm gonna say right now .

Okay then. Okay... Wow, that was a letdown. And a bit out of nowhere, considering the conversation is about terrorism. Oh well. Yes, I form my own beliefs. I don't jump on bandwagons. Do have any real proof that I do or are you just gonna make another vague statement about it like you did with your 9-11 post in the French Cards thread? Wow, are you a Rage Against the Machine Album or something? I read the papers and run around on the internet. If the new source looks credible, is confirmed by another news service, I'll probably believe it. I don't blindly go around saying "OMGOD, FAUX NEWS SAYS BUSH IS THE AXESOMENESS!@#*$()!!@()#*)!(@*#!@" Unless presented with other facts (And hey, get this: Vague conspiracy theories about our government being evil and greedy and only doing things to hurt us aren't facts, man) or just amazingly out there, I might put a bit of faith into saying it's close to the truth. Oh, and hey, don't feel sorry for me. I'm not the one suggesting that the President planned out 9--11 to raise his approval ratings. Just make sure they FBI isn't planting a skull radio in your head at night to turn you into a Republican. *Waits to see if Tyler gets the reference*

I don't need to say I read the papers or watch the news to feel superior to you. That generally comes from reading your posts. Well you can't really deny facts, so good for you. ... And? We can't eliminate terrorism, that's blantantly obvious. But to say we can't hinder or break them down to which their effectiveness is practically null and void is idiotic. Look at Osama Bin Laden's network in the Middle East, which has been shattered and scattered, rendering him effectively useless. You are thinking in terms of "Let's eliminate all the terrorists in the world", which is impossible. But we can break up terrorist rings, smash their lines of communcation and other such things to stop them from being effective at all. You can say we can't kill it all day long, but we can cut down on their effectiveness to make it practically non-existant in the end. ...Not likely. We started funding Israel when all the nations around it said "You don't have the right to exist, so we will destroy you". We've funded them for so long because the Arabs kept invading and they were one of our allies, dork. Would you have said "Hey, we shouldn't give help to Korea! They're all the way over there, and it'll make people hurt us in the end!" If we didn't give this country support so as to selfishly avoid having any "threats" against us, they would have been destroyed wholesale. So hey, if you don't mind a whole democratic nation being taken down by a mass of theocracy, more power to you. But I tend to say "Uh, no" to people who say someone else doesn't deserve to exist. Kissing Israel's ass? Right now we actually can restrain Israel by keeping that money flow going. It's a proverbial leash to keep Sharon from just going off on the Palestinians and anhillating them all. If they don't do what we want, we threaten to lessen the money flow. Of course, you probably didn't figure this out yet. Chave: Then again, leaving a grudge doesn't outweigh 52 million lives, ya know. Whether or not there would be some bitterness left doesn't mean a thing considering the loss of life involved. When it comes down to that, I could care less about their feelings. Of course, if we go anywhere there will be people who hold a grudge against us. It's unavoidable because of the hate of Americans around the world. The only way we can hope to stop this hate is to give them more liberty than they had before, a chance for a better life than before so that they don't need to look at us like "The ones who invaded", but rather "The ones who liberated". We have to concentrate on the majority, not the small minority that would likely hate us no matter what.

He can strip off his suit pretty quickly, I'd guess. I know that there would probably be enough time (5-10 minutes, maybe) between the two PPVs to give Ejiro enough time to get him back stage and out of his suit into his normal gear. Of course, maybe he's wearing it under his suit. Hopefully that helps you out.