Corey_Lazarus

That's because you're not a fucking badass like the L-A-Z.

You can say that about a lot of punk bands, though. Considering hair metal was about simplistic party riffs and the image more than the music itself, and a whole bunch of punk is just that...yeah. Also, look at The Dickies. A lot of their stuff could be considered hair metal, but for some reason, they're called punk. But yeah. Don't listen to this man. Be glad you got some Offspring, if you did, because chances are everybody would have heard the song and know a lot of the words already.

THAT CHIPMUNK IS A TERRORIST!

I think the problem with another Super X is that the current X-Division style (as relegated by DUTCH and JARRETT, mind you) would make the matches boring as fuck, just as almost all of them are now. None of the X-Division regulars can work around the limiting style these days, because none of them are that far along in becoming a great worker. So the import of talent would NEED to happen, and it would need to be either veterans or bigger names from foreign lands.

Which is especially stupid considering Noble and Spanky are a whole lot better than Williams, Kazarian, Shane, Dutt, D-Ray, and Shark Boy combined. Well...maybe not Shane and Kazarian's solid heel schticks (my only complaint with either of them is that TNA pushes them as X-Division, when they're not, really), but work-wise? Yeah. And when the only WWE cast-off you get is Jeff Hardy? You know, as in "I haven't had a match worthy of being rewatched since my last match with Rob Van Dam in 2001" Jeff Hardy? As in "none of my matches are any good without a 'hardcore' environment" Jeff Hardy? Yeah. Also, natey, I'm glad you don't give two fucks about me. It's so much fun proving valid points when the other person doesn't care about what you say. I mean, me and Mike did it all the time at TNS, and had to do it quite a few times here.

I think that, if this does come into fruition? TNA would botch it by, again, giving us shitty workers instead of damn good ones. And there was no reason - NONE WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER - TNA couldn't have gone for Marufuji and KENTA for Team Japan. They'd make the Team Japan matches, you know, WATCHABLE and even, dare I say, GOOD. At least there's no hope for Jody Fleisch on Team Europe anymore, considering everybody wanted him on Team UK last time...and he retired a month or two prior.

Waltman back in TNA: okay. He had two *** matches last time against AJ Styles, and can obviously go when motivated. In TNA nowadays, he'll be thrust into the main event (again), and might actually pull something watchable out of JJ. Hall back in TNA: Yes! The man is a great performer, especially for someone with his demons. He commands an audience on the mic, and will sell for anybody in the ring. I won't mind his return at ALL. Nash coming to TNA: Well...2/3 ain't bad? Nash will hurt TNA more than he'll help, as fans don't give two fucks about him anymore, he won't put anybody over that he's not buddies with, and if he gets into the booking...Jesus...

Oh, tell me about it. One of my favorite matches to date is still the RVD/Sabu Stretcher Match, and I loved a lot of the early X-Division spotfests. But there's a difference between being a good spot-based wrestler, and being just a spot-based wrestler. I'd put Williams in the same category as Quiet Storm, in the sense that it's obvious he knows what he's doing with a lot of the spots, but he just doesn't offer much outside of being able to do them. Call me old-fashioned, call me sheep, or whatever, but I like a wrestler that makes you interested in the match on more than just a "wow, that's a nice move" level. Which is, of course, why I'm not a fan of most wrestlers.

I'll need to see Messiah/Mondo, because I have GFY, and I don't really like Messiah/Supreme that much (mostly because it was obvious Messiah was carrying Supreme) upon seeing it for the first time in a few months.

The fact that none of Petey's TNA matches have been better than **, and have been nothing more than either poorly timed and/or poorly executed spots, makes me not give two fucks about him.

Well, considering you can drive automatics with your right hand while smoking a BUTT with your left hand...I think ours have made more sense since automatics became the norm. I got my permit last year in August, took a one-week, 6-hours a day Driver's Ed classroom course, finished my driving hours this February, and got my license in April. I'm lucky, because I only had a month of the ghey-ass 6-month rule affecting me, because it's all waived once you turn 18 in MA.

Wow. Claw hammer. Like people haven't been killing each other with those since, oh, THEY WERE INVENTED. People die all the time in the Middle East. They don't have many video games over there, if any.

**cues Atari Teenage Riot's "Start The Riot"** START THE RIOT!

How so, raza? Petey just does spots, and Knoble tends to work the mat a lot. If anything, I think Knoble/Daniels would be a better match than just about any Knoble/TNA wrestler combination, since Daniels can work the mat with the best of them. And wow, Zack, why don't you just kill me now.

After being booted from the Jung Dragons, Noble wrestled under his real name, Jamie Knoble. I've always spelled it that way, since it's how his name is fucking spelled. Also, in TNA, he can use his SWEEEEEET-ass Tombstone.

I'm still trying to figure out just where he gets off thinking he has an opinion anybody gives a shit about it...

If he turns into a Patrick Bateman of the ghetto, I will honor and cherish this man until his death next week.

Get a cap busted in yo' azz yet? ...or a cock?

...FAG! My guilty pleasure is "Scatman," but I don't feel guilty for loving the awesomeness of that song.

Maybe. I always forget the title of the song. I just know that's the chorus line (And I feel / And I feel that / Heaven is so far away). At least I didn't put down "Gotta Get Away," as I never understood the love for that song.

Nah, it's probably a single bladejob, and the blood's collecting in the creases of his forehead.

Offspring: "Heaven Is So Far Away" "Come Out And Play" "Genocide" "Nitro" "Self Esteem" "The Kids Aren't Alright" Chin Strap: "Giant Vagina That Ate Boston" Dickies: "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" "Toxic Avenger" Dropkick Murphys: "Perfect Stranger" "10 Years Of Service" "Spicy McHaggis" "Tessie" (might as well, since it's their "big" song right now) Ghoul Squad: "Pogo Is Dead" Misfits: "Descending Angel" "Dig Up Her Bones" "Scream!" "Saturday Night" "Donna" "Great Balls Of Fire" "Monster Mash"

I'd like to know why you feel blood doesn't add an aura of importance to a match. It's much different seeing somebody just get smacked around a whole lot with a chair, but if they start juicing, the chairshots seem more deadly. Blood enhances the intensity of the match. I don't see how that can be argued otherwise.

Exactly! Not in my house, man! Nobody's coming in here! Janet Reno can get her Navy SEALs, because I got ol' Smith & Wesson, yessir!