Corey_Lazarus

I'm voting, mostly because it's the first time I'll be able to.

I make pizzas for fat motherfuckers 15 hours a week and get paid $7.50 an hour for it. I'd take it. Beats having to make 12 large 5-topping pizzas in 3 minutes.

www.jippii.com has some fun ones, especially Cannons. That's a favorite amongst the students of Franklin High School.

Tell me about it. Hey, wait...why am I being pitied by Mole?!?!?!

^Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada... **hits the Diamond Cutter out of nowhere on Czech** ...BANG!

...who came back from a knee injury to win the Cruiserweight from CHRIS JERICHO at Bash at the Beach 98...

Statement: We are not fucking kidding benoitrulz4life.

I don't wanna get involved in any of the other stuff, but I gotta say - this is, bar absolutely none, the most ridiculous, illogical analogy I have ever read in my life. Well, considering it's been said that all promoters lie through their teeth...it makes sense.

Monte should have stuck to how he did things in 2002 when he just started. You know...he was moving around and did things DESPITE being a big man, not BECAUSE he was a big man.

Damn straight. I miss that theme. Even if I used to always confuse it with Benoit's WCW theme, it had a big time hard rock feel to it, sorta like it's a Sevendust song. Hey, WWE! Have Sevendust do Kidman and London's theme, and give them a name! Even if I hate Sevendust (which I have since their second album), it'd still make them seem somewhat different.

I'll make you a deal: play Nile's classic "Unas Slayer Of The Gods" and Dion's "The Wanderer", and we'll let you leave with both of your testicles.

Holy Wood was hyped as being an album heavier than Antichrist, with better music, better lyrics, and whatnot. It ended up being the worst of the trilogy (with Animals being my favorite of the three). Grotesque is just Manson trying to go back to what made him popular, but that can never hapen, since it was the collectiveness of Twiggy and Manson that made the band work. Twiggy left because he realized Manson lost his edge.

Did you atleast get laid? Yes. But it was BEFORE we went to see it.

And the past. And the present. Face it, guys: big men that suck in the ring but have lots of muscles will forever rule this business.

Yes. The Discovery Channel.

Had some the other day when I was driving my buddy Chris to work so he could pick up his paycheck, and then he bought the Benoit DVD with it. Tastes like carbonated Dimetapp. Hated it. Now SoBe. THAT is a great beverage. Doesn't matter the flavor, it's ALL good.

I saw Princess Diaries 2 tonight. ...please kill me now...

Sweet Dreams, Tainted Love & now Personal Jesus ... Can Manson do something good by himself ? Yeah. They're called Portrait of an American Family, Smells Like Children, Antichrist Superstar, Mechanical Animals, Holy Wood, and Golden Age of the Grotesque. Save for the last two, all very solid hard rock.

I'd laugh if DDP randomly hit the Cutter on Austin when Steve was talking about Page's smoking. Austin: "You make me sick, WHAT?! You are completely pathetic, WHAT?! Put that cigarette out, you son of a bitch, WHA...!!" **Page hits the Cutter, jumps up, and does the Self High-Five." Page: "BANG!"

...THEY HAVE FANS?!

Kash > Styles. Kash can get a crowd hating him by just doing a punch and a kick. Styles needs to often use his arsenal of great moves and bump his ass off to make the crowd love him, and it took a little while for him to get over as a heel, originally.

What pants?

Only beer I've ever liked was Corona.

Prolly is Orca. Only KILLER killer whale movie I know of.

I remember Thunder Alley actually being pretty good. What? No BOY MEETS WORLD?! BASTARDS!