Corey_Lazarus

I like October Rust...okay, maybe just because of "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend," but hey!

Well, actually, you do care, since you took the 37 seconds out of your life to post it. Fucker. Also, I'll try to dig up the old post with the possible "teaser trailer" idea I came up with. I remember a few people digging that. A few people are saying this plot makes no sense. How? Freddy and Jason are still in combat, and Freddy is possessing people in order to try to kill Jason, but it's not working. They hire a team, and the team just happens to be lead by Ash (since, even in the video games, it's been made known that Ash knows a lot about the Necronomicon and whatnot), and the three tie up that way. You want a movie plot that DOESN'T make sense? Citizen Toxie. Although that's Troma for ya.

It's not even that it was a perfect place to put the ending, because then the questions of "who set him up?" and "why did they set him up?" and "who really killed his son?" are raised. It's just that the movie didn't elaborate on any question but "why is he going to kill that man?" I still want to know who killed his son, too. I'm guessing it was his boss, the old man that set him up, in order to bring him (I think Cruise's character was named John) into Pre-Crime.

I'd like to see a TRUE blowoff to Lynn/Styles. Sorry, but the blowoff itself was a match that was too disappointing, and they just had another match two weeks later, and the feud ended with a feud between Lynn and Siaki and a feud between Styles and Jarrett erupting. They can move ahead right after Styles/Kash ends. Have Williams lose to Lynn and lose his X-Division title, CLEANLY, and then Lynn runs into AJ, and they talk about the matches they had that made TNA a name. They convince each other to see if they "still got it in them," and sign the match for 11/7. Of course, along the way, Lynn realizes he may be too old to keep up with Styles, as he loses embarassingly in a tag bout w/ Sabin against Styles and (insert random X-Division face, possibly Red). So Lynn decides to take it to AJ, and attacks him the next week. They feud with neither one as the heel or the face, but both as tweeners. AJ gets his meanstreak back that he had as a heel, and Lynn gets a meanstreak. The two beat each other bloody during the final tag bout before 11/7 (maybe make it so that Russo says the two will not meet one-on-one before 11/7), causing a no contest as their partners just stare in awe. Hype video before the match, give 'em 20 minutes, and let 'em go ALL-OUT (which means DUTCH MANTEL SHOULD NOT TOUCH THIS FEUD, NOR SHOULD JEFF JARRETT). The end comes cleanly when Styles Pele's Lynn off of the top rope and into the ring, and then SPIRAL TAP, 1-2-3.

Well...we'd prolly all go get tons of porn and booze and shit. Duh. What do you take me for, some kind of Canadian?

Code Red is still the best Dew. Also...Mountain Dew Green? Isn't that just normal Mountain Dew, considering the soda IS green?

I would see 'em if I didn't hate Godsmack, and if there was a promise that they'd play "Four Horsemen" and "Dyers Eve." I was actually surprised they busted out "No Remorse" at Summer Sanitarium '03. Even more surprised they didn't play "Horsemen," since that's the best song off Kill 'Em All (that and "Motörbreath," IMO).

"Raining Blood." Just the echo of the open Eb chord as it fades away, and the sound of rain pouring while the tom's just hit the same three beats every few seconds. A clash of thunder, and then you know you're fucking dead, and just along for the ride. Misfits - "We Are 138." Just simple repetitions of the E-C-D chord progression, but the opening faded E chord gets you pumped.

CC, it was the fact that they'd make me cut my hair, and I don't plan on cutting my hair short ever again. I had a crewcut until I was 12, and the last time I had short hair I hated it. I'll just echo everybody else's sentiments and say the wrestlers should wear something suiting their gimmick. I could see 'Taker coming in with black jeans and a black shirt, and Guerrero wearing a pair of slacks and short-sleeve button-up, but if Foley comes in for another run? If I remember the line in Have A Nice Day... Some people just don't look right dressed up. Maybe the dress code should just be "no shirts with profanity on them, and your clothes must be clean."

Uhhhh... **makes LFV and Swiggy stop fucking each other**

I still say that one day, all of the Mass/RI TSM'ers need to rent out a hall, like, at the center of our homes (to try to get equal distance for us all) and just chill the fuck out. Me and Nevermortal would chat metal, and the rest of you could shit on Kotz's chick's doorstep.

It's just the overall aura of seeing them live. That's why they did so well before they got radio and video exposure: the live shows. They just bring this overall energy while playing that you wouldn't be able to understand unless you actually see them live. Ditto for Slayer (live footage of them makes it out to seem like the only one doing anything is Tom during the intro to "Hell Awaits," when he stands at the foot of the stage, but they're SICK live).

Yeah, that did kinda feel forced, but it made sense in the way that a huge alien invasion makes sense. Re: 2GOLD The original ending for War of the Worlds was that the aliens couldn't tolerate the bacteria on our planet and died off because of the common cold within hours. I'm not sure if that's what you were referring to, but yeah. Also, the problem I have with Spielberg's happy endings in recent movies (AI and Minority Report, mostly) is that they seem tacked on just to please some people. AI would have been a stellar film if not for the final 20 minutes, which ruined the ENTIRE flow of the movie.

He also could do it because of the way the match is laid out, his good selling, and the fact that RoH fans tend to get behind whoever works a decent match. That, and well-timed comebacks, moves that look damn fine, and his overall selling of each move during a match. WWE has no stiffness? Isn't this the same company that refused to push Ultimo Dragon because his moves looked TOO weak? That's how I feel about London. I think the only things London does better than AJ are the SSP and forearms. No argument here. Well, yeah. They're called trademark moves. Every wrestler has a few moves they do in every match. That's a given. And, inversely? All London does is HIS trademark moves. Oh, but wait, isn't that the same thing you just ragged on AJ for doing?

Until she wanted to switch positions entirely, or you hit a rockface.

Worth mentioning twice.

Mafia = family business. It's just ILLEGAL business, usually.

True, you can satisfy your audience all you want...but make it a part of the story and not a stupid afterthought. Minority Report would have had a much better ending had it not been made to seem as if Cruise being lowered into the prison thing wasn't the END of the movie. They could have gone with Cruise not killing the man pretending to be the murderer of his son, and instead just emptying the rounds into the wall or the window and then leaving to find who was behind it all, but no. Had to trick me. Oh well. I'll be suckered into seeing this on HBO too.

Isn't there that movie with Kurt Russell as a college kid who eats this cereal to gain super strength?

LotC: 18. Funny how at 18 you can kill yourself with cancer (legal age to purchase tobacco), decide the future of your nation (vote), and die for what you believe in (join the military), but you can't buy a bottle of Corona.

No. The Cradle Shock is just a Fireman's Carry Michinoku Driver II. The only similiarity it has with the Ki Krusher 99 at all is that LowKi will sometimes lift his opponent into a Rack before hitting the Krusher, and they're both variations of the Michinoku Driver II.

I don't think AJ should have gone over. Basic Booking 101 says that the heel gets the better of the face more than the face gets the better of the heel until the blowoff.

I'd like to see a Tag Team Elimination Chamber. Think about it. Two teams in the ring at once, one team per chamber, and when the chamber opens, all hell breaks loose. Of course, this could also be called "Clusterfuck Central," but hey, it'd be interesting for a little bit.

I'd pick invisibility, but not for the pervert factor. I'd pick it to do good deeds, like break into my old high school and prank a shitload of people. Maybe I'd even find some people that are doing some bad shit (stealing big stuff, pushing people around) and fuck with 'em. Flying would be too dangerous, because with invisibility, the only real downside is that you have to avoid being touched and can't walk out into traffic. Flying? Definitely become government property.

Ugh...they're using Slayer's "Warzone"? Ugh...terrible song. Why couldn't they just go classic and use "Raining Blood" or "Hell Awaits"?